Don’t kry for me, Kalabasasss! Despite being on camera pretty much 24/7 since she was 11 years old, 27-year-old Kendall Jenner recently said in an interview with WSJ.com (via People) that she’s never felt like she belonged in her attention-succubusing family and isn’t built for “this life,” which I’d assume konsists of Kris Jenner pitching new NBA (or Bad Bunny) “relationships” to Kendall pressuring her to pop out more money makers, and collecting her weekly paparazzi stroll report.
Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, And Kylie Jenner Attended The Met With No Threat Of Damaging A Historical Relic This Time
Despite Anna Wintour’s sources tempting us with a good time, there WERE several Kardashians/Jenners at last night’s Met Gala. We already knew Kim Kardashian ended up on the guest list, and Kendall Jenner would probably be there since Karl Lagerfeld was a fan of hers, but we got Kylie Jenner too. Though all three are famous solely because of Kim’s pussy, none of them ended up being the ones to dress up as Karl’s famous pussy, Choupette. And Kim and her ex, Pete Davidson,
wanted attention had a cordial-looking conversation.
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Our thoughts and prayers are with Selena Gomez, who, in an incredible feat of bravery, has announced she’ll be taking another break from social media over some ongoing messiness with Hailey Bieber. This comes after Selena overtook Kylie Jenner as the most-followed woman on Instagram (Selena has 383 million followers, and Kylie has 380 million paid-bots followers). So Selena took the IG crown from Kylie and then exited stage left.. for now.
Kendall Jenner, the Dollar Tree Barbie doll of the Kardashian Koven, has been enjoying a career of blandness for the better part of the last decade. However, where she makes her real mark is within her dating history. She’s been in quite a few high profile
scandals relationships that have all crashed and burned. Now, as she attempts the bargain bin version of Kim’s life, allegedly Kendall and the enemy of cell phones, Bad Bunny, may be starting their ill-fated love story after being spotted together several times And if we’ve learned anything from what happens when the Kardashians date musicians this is going to end in an ocean of tears for the both of them.
Kendall Jenner, doesn’t really do anything with her life outside of walking in expensive clothes and attempting to end racism with soft drinks. Recently, while off in the world doing nothing important, Kendall took a moment to show what she looks like while crouching behind objects to avoid spending time with her mother and sisters. And the photo came across as a bit strange because of the shape of her hands, causing many to believe it was Photoshopped. Well, Kendall immediately took to social media to show off her bizarre hands to let everyone know she’s been knuckle-dragging for decades. But that’s not necessarily a good thing, Kendall.
Khloé Kardashian Once Turned Down A Proposal From Tristan Thompson And Her Sisters Are “Concerned” That’s She’s Gotten “Very” Skinny
Watch out, world! Khloé Kardashian is officially too skinny for
prime time streaming in the background at a budget nail salon that reeks of acrylic glue and economic exploitation. The most chimeric of all The Kardashians, the one with the kaleidoscope face, has been told by MULTIPLE SIBLINGS that they’re concerned that she’s gotten “really skinny,” much to her feigned shock and surprise. This coming from the same family who she claims once told her she was too fat for “their brand” while doing promotion for her now-defunct solo reality hosting gig, Revenge Body. Well, Kris Jenner better prepare to eat her hat because it turns out Khloé CAN take a note after all. And it’s not like Khloé’s going to help her eat it. Do you know how many calories are in an average chapeau?