Category: The Met Gala

Jameela Jamil Slammed The Attendees and Spectating Public Of The 2023 Met Gala For Their “Selective Cancel Culture”

May 3, 2023 / Posted by:

Jameela Jamil decried Vogue and The Met for choosing Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty as the Met Gala theme a few months ago, and though agreeing with the never-not-whining Jameela felt unnatural, she kind of did have a point. Karl was unapologetic over his thoughts about fat women, #metoo victims, gay adoption, and migrants any time he was on the record. He was a known kunt, and Jameela provided receipts in case anyone was unaware. And now that the 2023 Met has come and gone, Jameela still had a lot to say about those in attendance and the public’s tendency to have a selective memory and look the other way when pretty sparklies and elegant cat costumes come into play.

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After Years Of Romance Rumors, Anna Wintour And Bill Nighy Hit The Met Gala Red Carpet, But His Rep Denies They’re Together

May 2, 2023 / Posted by:

I consider myself a walking, talking celebrity gossip encyclopedia. So why didn’t I know that Anna Wintour and actor Bill Nighy were a thing?? Well, maybe they’re a thing. It depends on who you ask. Last night, the pair went to the Met Gala together, and while Bill’s rep tells Page Six that they’re just friends, other sources insist they’re fucking. Well, they don’t say the word “fucking” explicitly, but it’s inferred.

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Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, And Kylie Jenner Attended The Met With No Threat Of Damaging A Historical Relic This Time

May 2, 2023 / Posted by:

Despite Anna Wintour’s sources tempting us with a good time, there WERE several Kardashians/Jenners at last night’s Met Gala. We already knew Kim Kardashian ended up on the guest list, and Kendall Jenner would probably be there since Karl Lagerfeld was a fan of hers, but we got Kylie Jenner too. Though all three are famous solely because of Kim’s pussy, none of them ended up being the ones to dress up as Karl’s famous pussy, Choupette. And Kim and her ex, Pete Davidson, wanted attention had a cordial-looking conversation.

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Open Post: Hosted By Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat, Choupette, Turning Down Her Invitation To Tonight’s Met Gala

May 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Tonight’s Met Gala theme, Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty, will surely bring a delightfully tacky coterie of black blazers, neckties, folding fans, powdered wig ponytails, and hater shades. But one refreshing element many were looking forward to was the late Karl’s beloved 12-year-old cat, Choupette Lagerfeld, accepting her invitation to the event and asshole-out strutting down the red carpet as the fashion community creams their tailored black suit pants. But, perhaps Choupette was thoroughly put off from public life after recently being cradled in an awkward football hold by Naomi Campbell in Vogue with the looming threat of being whipped at an assistant at any second; because Choupette’s Instagram account just posted that she’ll be sitting out the Met tonight.

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Blake Lively Won’t Be At Monday’s Met Gala, But Paris Hilton, Brooklyn Beckham, And Nicola Peltz Will

April 28, 2023 / Posted by:

The Met Gala is this coming Monday (first Monday in May… checks out), and Hollywood’s pretty, privileged, and plastic are rarin’ to show off their high fashun lewks, inspired by Karl Lagerfeld. But don’t expect Met Gala mainstay Blake Lively. She told People she wouldn’t be attending this year. But don’t worry, the nepo-babies will more than make up for her absence. In addition to Kim Kardashian, who already confirmed, that she’ll be there, Paris Hilton, Brooklyn Beckham, and Nicola Peltz-Beckham have all announced they’ll be there too.

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Kim Kardashian Will Be At This Year’s Met Gala After All

April 13, 2023 / Posted by:

After it was alleged that NONE of the Kardashian Koven would be in attendance for this year’s Met Gala, many exhaled a huge sigh of relief. Because last year the entire Koven got together for constipated, stale gazes into the camera while Kim Kardashian arrived busting at the seams (literally) in Marilyn Monroe‘s legendary “I’ll Take Your Man!” dress. After all of this unsavory fuckery transpired, Anna Wintour, who rules with an iron fist over all things fashion, decided she didn’t want any of those basic bitches desecrating her annual adult prom. So it was rumored that no Kardashian would get an invite. Yet I’m sure Kim sent a thousand apology Edible Arrangements baskets to Anna over the past few months until she finally broke down because Kim made the cut for this year’s fashion extravaganza.

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