Category: Met Gala 2023
Janelle Monáe Went From Overdressed To Damn Near Naked During Her Entrance At The Met Gala
For this year’s Met Gala, most guests understood the assignment as they left the confusing yet attention-grabbing costumes of yore behind for a taste of opulence and glamour. Let’s not forget this year’s theme was an evening of tribute titled Karl Lagerfeld: A Line Of Beauty, and Kunty Karl would have delighted in many of the clean looks that sashayed up and down the ivory carpet. But one ensemble gave viewers a bit of anxiety as they wondered why Rosie the Robot from The Jetsons was invited this year. But it wasn’t Rosie at all. Instead, it was futuristic fashionista Janelle Monáe coming to bless us all with not one but TWO shocking looks that became the talk of the evening.
Because Someone Had To, Doja Cat And Jared Leto Showed Up To The Met Gala As Choupette Lagerfeld
Karl Lagerfeld’s pampered pussy Choupette Lagerfeld was, of course, invited to the Met Gala’s tribute to him. But like other A-listers such as Beyonce and Lady Gaga, Choupette decided to stay her ass at home instead of mingling with lessers. But of course, someone had to represent Choupette at the Met Gala. And Dominique is now a certified SLYCIC because in her post about Choupette turning down an invite to the Met Gala, she guessed that both Jared Leto and Doja Cat would show up in Choupette cosplay, and she was right! But since Jared Leto is a serious method thespian, I’m sure he got into character by lapping up milk and sniffing his own ass (although he’s always doing that).
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The Cockroach Who Upstaged Rihanna At Last Night’s Met Gala!
At last night’s Met Gala tribute to Karl Lagerfeld, guests were probably heard screaming, “That shameless Marjorie Taylor Greene has struck again and crashed the Met Gala,” and “I didn’t know Harvey Weinstein was out of prison!” Because a roach crashed the Aquafresh Toothpaste-looking carpet. And yes, I expect to be hit with a defamation lawsuit from the roach community for comparing them to those two. But while everybody was waiting for Rihanna’s always-late ass to grace the Met Gala with her glamorous presence, a roach hit the scene and instantly became the belle of the Met Gala ball.
Open Post: Hosted By Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat, Choupette, Turning Down Her Invitation To Tonight’s Met Gala
Tonight’s Met Gala theme, Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty, will surely bring a delightfully tacky coterie of black blazers, neckties, folding fans, powdered wig ponytails, and hater shades. But one refreshing element many were looking forward to was the late Karl’s beloved 12-year-old cat, Choupette Lagerfeld, accepting her invitation to the event and asshole-out strutting down the red carpet as the fashion community creams their tailored black suit pants. But, perhaps Choupette was thoroughly put off from public life after recently being cradled in an awkward football hold by Naomi Campbell in Vogue with the looming threat of being whipped at an assistant at any second; because Choupette’s Instagram account just posted that she’ll be sitting out the Met tonight.
Blake Lively Won’t Be At Monday’s Met Gala, But Paris Hilton, Brooklyn Beckham, And Nicola Peltz Will
The Met Gala is this coming Monday (first Monday in May… checks out), and Hollywood’s pretty, privileged, and plastic are rarin’ to show off their high fashun lewks, inspired by Karl Lagerfeld. But don’t expect Met Gala mainstay Blake Lively. She told People she wouldn’t be attending this year. But don’t worry, the nepo-babies will more than make up for her absence. In addition to Kim Kardashian, who already confirmed, that she’ll be there, Paris Hilton, Brooklyn Beckham, and Nicola Peltz-Beckham have all announced they’ll be there too.
Open Post: Hosted By Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat, Choupette, Posing In Vogue With Naomi Campbell
If you’ve recently caught whiffs of singed weave and burnt silicone and heard a thunderous, demonic voice groaning in anguish, it’s because Kris Jenner–whose kash kows probably weren’t included on the Met Gala guest list this year–just learned that the late Karl Lagerfeld’s beloved cat, Choupette Lagerfeld, did score an invite! The 12-year-old blue-cream tortie Birman breed cat is living her best life in the spotlight lately because the Met’s theme this year is “Karl Lagerfeld: A Line Of Beauty.” The pricey pussy was also photographed with Naomi Cambell for a Kunty Karl tribute section in Vogue!