After Years Of Romance Rumors, Anna Wintour And Bill Nighy Hit The Met Gala Red Carpet, But His Rep Denies They’re Together
I consider myself a walking, talking celebrity gossip encyclopedia. So why didn’t I know that Anna Wintour and actor Bill Nighy were a thing?? Well, maybe they’re a thing. It depends on who you ask. Last night, the pair went to the Met Gala together, and while Bill’s rep tells Page Six that they’re just friends, other sources insist they’re fucking. Well, they don’t say the word “fucking” explicitly, but it’s inferred.
Sometimes people have been wealthy for so long (or all their lives, in this case) that they think they’re saying things we can relate to. But in reality, their words sound like thousand-dollar tears being wiped away by hundred-dollar handkerchiefs. Because the majority of us will never be able to attend the Met Gala, yet innovative ice queen Anna Wintour has been a staple for decades. And Anna recalls a time many moons ago when the Gala was split between a cocktail reception and dinner. However, Anna also recounts how the waitstaff would immediately snatch the unfinished glass of Perrier from her thirsty hands and say, “Take yo’ broke ass home,” because she didn’t have enough money for the cocktail reception and the dinner.
The cancelations are coming in as hot and ready as a Little Caesar’s pizza for Ye a.k.a Kanye West. His antisemitic rants and George Floyd slander have led to him being dropped by multiple companies, from JP Morgan Chase to Balenciaga. Who will showcase Kanye’s body sock collection now?! Well, don’t ask Anna Wintour to back Ye’s fashion vision because she’s also severing ties with the beleaguered rapper. Damn, even Anna, the woman who proudly put Kim Kardashian’s ass on the front cover of Vogue, is calling it quits. Despite these major disassociations, Kanye still has clout. What says “My life totally isn’t in the toilet” more than hanging out with Candace Owens and Kid Rock and buying the useless social platform Parler!
Jameela Jamil is calling out Vogue and the Metropolitan Museum of Art for choosing of Karl Lagerfeld as the theme of the 2023 Met Gala. Jameela points to his comments regarding Holocaust jokes and ethnic cleansing, fat-shaming, shaming of gay adoption, and dismissing sexual assault against women in fashion telling them to “join a nunnery.”
Without looking it up, I dare you to name what the theme of this year’s Met Gala was or what any celebrity other than Kim Kardashian was wearing. If you only remember Kim, you probably would have guessed that the theme was Believe it or Not: Desecration and Disrespect in #Thesetryingtimes, but it was actually Gilded Glamour. ‘Memba her? Kim’s Marilyn Monroe dress debacle was bad for America and even worse for Vogue the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute. So for next year, Anna Wintour and Co. have taken steps to ensure that no such displays of fake-assery will distract from the theme for the 2023 Met Gala. Vogue reports that recently departed fashion giant Karl Lagerfeld will be honored at next year’s gala and the theme will be Keeping It Kunty: Fatties To The Back, alternately titled Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty, although I think we know which one he would prefer they use.
Page Six says there’s drama brewing in the ultra-rich, ultra-famous crowd. The annual Met Gala run by the firm, icy grasp of Vogue‘s Anna Wintour, has always been a huge display of glamour and decadence, and scoring an invite was pretty much like Charlie Bucket finding a golden ticket in a chocolate bar. But no longer! Now it’s like showing up at a local Denny’s after the club B.C. (Before Coronavirus) because everybody’s invited! At least that’s how some A-listers feel after influencers began getting invites left and right. Let’s go back to the prestigious days of the Met Gala when true stars like the Kardashians lit up the carpet (/sarcasm).