In what is clearly a plea for mercy, Kanye West has reacted to the news that Drake and Taylor Swift are about to release a diss track about him by pandering to their better natures and wearing a White Lives Matter t-shirt at his Yeezy Season 9 show in Paris yesterday. That’s my theory anyway, and I’m sticking to it until somebody can give me a better explanation as to why. Why else would he still be wearing the same flip-flops from Claire’s that he stepped out wearing in London last week if it wasn’t because he was shaking in his size-elephant boots so hard thinking about all the mean things they were gonna say about him, that he broke a toe?
Kris Jenner has approved Pete Davidson’s new script pages and he’s off to the races! Now that Kanye West has finally simmered his ass down for a minute, Kim Kardashian and her new man Pete can get back to doing the things any other new couple does. TMZ reports that Pete was spotted tootling around Scott Disick’s gated community in Kim’s pink eclectic Moke car with North West and Scott’s daughter Penelope on Sunday, which means Pete has finally been allowed to meet his possible future play cousins. And I, for one, would have loved to have been at the table read for Kim’s plotline in which she tells Robin Roberts (read by Kris) that she’s found “peace” with Pete for an upcoming ABC News special. I hear that during rehearsals, Kris puts on a wig and does a whole voice and everything! What a fun family! Pete is so lucky!
Kanye West Is Still Fighting With Kim Kardashian Over Their Daughter North’s TikTok Account (UPDATE)
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s divorce has naturally evolved into a messy divorce, with Kanye being especially vocal when it comes to Kim’s parenting. The specific bee in Kanye’s bonnet at the moment is Kim’s choice to allow their 8-year-old daughter North West to have a TikTok account. Kanye is firmly on Team Get My Child Of TikTok, while Kim is on the other side telling Kanye to please give it a rest and stop publicly attacking her as a mother.
In a move a romcom may deem a “grand romantic gesture” while in real life many would say is “unhinged,” Kanye West recently bought the house across the street from his soon-to-be ex-wife Kim Kardashian. In response to the massive side-eyes he was getting, Kanye revealed that he purchased the very normal-looking house so that he could be much closer to his children. “Wait, this isn’t all about ME?!” screeched Kim in her hollow mansion. And Kanye also claims that Kim is keeping him from their four kids.
Kim Kardashian Says She Isn’t Blackfishing When She Wears Braids, She’s Just Trying To Match Her Daughter
Kim Kardashian is no stranger to blackfishing, aka when a person who isn’t Black has adopted a look or style belonging to Black culture, in an attempt to appropriate something they think looks cool (but ultimately can be temporary for them). For more on blackfishing, please see: Amelia Hamlin, Iggy Azalea, Jesy Nelson, Bhad Babie, Kylie Jenner, and any number of white Instagram influencers. Kim Kardashian has recently addressed the blackfishing accusations, and while she agrees that yeah, maybe some hairstyles aren’t for her, ultimately she’s just trying to be twins with her daughter North West.
Kids say the darndest things, and also often the truth. Kim Kardashian may be a “billionaire” according to Forbes, but she’s still not above (LOL) taking a check to do unboxing videos on social media. Kim recently filmed an unboxing video around her 8-year-old daughter North West and her 9-year-old niece Penelope Disick. And North exposed her mother for talking differently for her social media audience. I know, a Kardashian being fake for show!?! Unheard of!