Category: North West
Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, And Kylie Jenner Attended The Met With No Threat Of Damaging A Historical Relic This Time
Despite Anna Wintour’s sources tempting us with a good time, there WERE several Kardashians/Jenners at last night’s Met Gala. We already knew Kim Kardashian ended up on the guest list, and Kendall Jenner would probably be there since Karl Lagerfeld was a fan of hers, but we got Kylie Jenner too. Though all three are famous solely because of Kim’s pussy, none of them ended up being the ones to dress up as Karl’s famous pussy, Choupette. And Kim and her ex, Pete Davidson, wanted attention had a cordial-looking conversation.
Kim Kardashian Files Four Trademarks For Skincare And Toy Lines Under North West’s Name
Nepo babies aren’t just getting roles they don’t deserve in Hollywood movies or record deals their vocal cords don’t back up. They also get LLCs, bitch! Kim Kardashian has filed four trademarks for her 9-year-old daughter, North West, who is, I guess, going to be selling skincare to the people. I mean, if you think a CHILD knows anything about skincare, you are an idiot and deserve to have the Kardashian Koven siphon away your money.
An Old Kanye West Clip Trends After His Daughter North West Does A TikTok As Rapper Ice Spice
Just like her parents. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, 9-year-old North West can’t get enough of attention on social media. Her platform of choice is TikTok, and like most kids her age, she’s into those damn dance trends. But her recent video has the internet clutching its pearls. After coming out as a major fan of Ice Spice by sharing a portrait she drew of the rapper and having her mom set up a playdate with Ice, some videos of her singing along to Spice’s songs have begun a discourse amongst the internet, pointing out that the lyrics are not an appropriate bop for a 9-year-old to sing along to. And that brought out an old video of Kanye saying that his daughter shouldn’t be on TikTok. And that made some type words they thought they’d never type: Kanye was righ-… No, I still can’t bring myself to type that.
Kylie Jenner Lost Almost 1 Million Followers After The Selena Gomez Drama
The supposed rift between Selena Gomez and Hollywood nepo babies has the internet in a chokehold. After a TikTok user speculated Kylie Jenner had made a messy comment about Selena’s eyebrows, Kylie reportedly lost about a million followers on Instagram. She’s going to need to up her lip kit sales if she’s gonna buy more bots to make up the difference. Instagram is like The Coliseum, and celebrities are its gladiators. And it looks like Kylie is losing this match. (Feed her to the lion strapped to her her dress!) But instead of losing blood, she lost 1 million fans. Continue reading
Kim Kardashian Showcased The Starbucks Inclusive Mini Mall For Her Children And Brought Her Dogs Inside For A Treat After Getting Shit For Keeping Them In The Garage
Kim Kardashian has been thinking of ways to spend even more money now that she’s another person chipping away at Kanye West‘s dwindling piggy bank. Luckily she bestowed his four children upon the world, and since the nannies can’t watch them all day, Kim needed a gimmick to tire them out so she can enjoy alone time in her mausoleum. One way she’s achieved this is by constructing a mini-mall in the backyard of her huge mansion. And hopefully, there’s a dog park for Kim’s alleged canine convicts because her daughter North West gave us all an update with a picture of them actually inside the house.
Kanye West Wore A “White Lives Matter” Shirt At His Yeezy S9 Fashion Show In Paris
In what is clearly a plea for mercy, Kanye West has reacted to the news that Drake and Taylor Swift are about to release a diss track about him by pandering to their better natures and wearing a White Lives Matter t-shirt at his Yeezy Season 9 show in Paris yesterday. That’s my theory anyway, and I’m sticking to it until somebody can give me a better explanation as to why. Why else would he still be wearing the same flip-flops from Claire’s that he stepped out wearing in London last week if it wasn’t because he was shaking in his size-elephant boots so hard thinking about all the mean things they were gonna say about him, that he broke a toe?