Category: Get That Dick
Open Post: Hosted By Ariana Grande Asking Jennifer Coolidge About The “Best Dick” She Got From Playing Stifler’s Mom
Career-wise, Jennifer Coolidge has had a really great couple of years, thanks to The White Lotus. I cannot say the same about her personal life because I do not know her personally. But guess who does? Jennifer’s super-fan Ariana Grande. Ariana’s so Coolidge-obsessed that she cast Jennifer in the video for her 2019 hit thank u, next and pulled off a pretty impressive impression of her Best in Show character this past Halloween. Now Ariana has interviewed Jennifer for Entertainment Weekly’s 2022 Entertainers of the Year issue, and she didn’t shy away from asking the hard-hitting questions. For example: “Do you remember the best dick you got from playing Stifler’s mom?” Oh, sweetie, you never forget the best dick (shout out to the Newfie lawyer I met after an Arcade Fire concert in 2014). Continue reading
Sam Smith Received A 6-Foot Tall, 2-Ton Marble Penis Statue As A Gift From Ed Sheeran
If you’re friends with Ed Sheeran, it seems like an unsolicited dick statue may be the new unsolicited dick pic. I’m just going to pretend that Ed’s chums got sick of opening his texts only to find his fiery bush and limp fuck parts, so it was time for him to start thinking outside of the box, which led to this brilliant idea: Ed is known among his friends and acquaintances for having big, hard dicks delivered right to their doorsteps, with Sam Smith being the proud new owner of one of the biggest schlong statues yet.
A Delta Flight Attendant Got Suspended After Doing Porn Star Austin Wolf In A Plane Lavatory
The muscled-up sex machine with a reverse tramp stamp that screams “I drink AriZona Iced Tea like water” is gay porn star/escort Austin Wolf. Like many porn stars, Austin Wolf has a page on OnlyFans where he serves up original fap material to his fans like videos of him wet humping on other porn stars, tricks he meets on Grindr, tricks he meets at clubs, etc… Basically, Austin Wolf gets more man ass than a colonoscopy scope in Liechtenstein.
Since I consider myself a highly-esteemed journalist, I checked to see what kind of videos Austin has on OnlyFans. Many of his fuck videos are shot outside of a bedroom in places like a club bathroom, stairwells, etc… And in most of the videos it’s clear that everyone involved know it’s being recorded, and Austin claims he tells his fuck partners he records them. Well, a fuck video Austin shot in the bathroom of a plane may have cost a flight attendant his job. I guess if you’re going to get fired from a job, you may as well get fired for giving a blow job.