Category: Jennifer Coolidge
“The White Lotus” Has Been Renewed For A Third Season
And now for some good news: The White Lotus has been renewed by HBO for a third season. The renewal comes three episodes into the second season, which is currently airing. Season one was set at the White Lotus resort in Hawaii, while season two is set at another White Lotus in Sicily. Jennifer Coolidge’s Tanya McQuoid and her shady-ass husband, played by Jon Gries (aka Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite) are the only characters who have appeared in both seasons. So, where will Jennifer/Tanya travel next? Is there a White Lotus in Iceland? The people need to see Jennifer/Tanya get her tongue stuck to the wall of an ice hotel.
Jennifer Coolidge Is Back In The Season Two Trailer For “The White Lotus”
Survivor and The Amazing Race alum Mike White‘s HBO show The White Lotus already did what it had to do by giving Jennifer Coolidge a long overdue Emmy-worthy role that she tackled to the ground and suffocated to death with her magnificent bosom. She killed that shit and has the Emmy to prove it. But as it turns out, she left her character, a ditsy, bereaved heiress named Tanya McQuoid, only mostly dead and married to the traveling businessman she hooked up with at the end of the first season. And as we know, TWL was picked up for a second season with a new cast and a new location. Variety reports that TWL will once again be doing what it’s supposed to do because Jennifer is the only returning cast member (other than the aforementioned husband played by Jon Gries, you know Lazlo who lived in Val Kilmer’s closet in Real Genius, and yes I patted myself on the back and called myself the REAL real genius for pulling that one out of my dark, twisted subconscious) for S2 which takes place at a different White Lotus resort in Sicily.
Blasphemy IS Jennifer Coolidge Getting Played Off During Her Emmys Acceptance Speech
911 operators everywhere probably got calls from extremely upset tricks screaming, “I’d like to report a hate crime! Jennifer Coolidge was just played off by the band during her Emmys acceptance speech!”
Like Sheryl Lee Ralph, Jennifer Coolidge has been in the game for a while, but recently, she’s been getting some award love for stealing the spotlights in The White Lotus (and she even stole the spotlight from a CGI turd!). At last night’s Emmys, Jennifer was up for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie, and unsurprisingly, she won that shit. While accepting her first Emmy, Jennifer Coolidge went full Jennifer Coolidge by talking about how a lavender bath gave her a case of the body swells, and when her speech went overtime and the band began to play her off, she begged them to stop and eventually decided that if you can’t beat ’em, dance to ’em!
Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow Eating Her Own Vagina Candle In A Super Bowl Commercial For Uber Eats
Super Bowl LVI is going down on February 13, and so brands are starting to release teasers for the commercials they are paying zillions for. Gotta get their money’s worth! Uber Eats’ Super Bowl commercial stars Jennifer Coolidge, Trevor Noah, and Gwyneth Paltrow. The “Uber Don’t Eats” campaign is meant to, I guess, tell people that you can order lots of stuff with Uber, but not all of it is edible? Like Gwyneth’s This Smells Like My Vagina candle, which she chows down on in the commercial. But Gwyneth using teeth on a vagina (candle) is bad form.
Jennifer Coolidge Says She Almost Said No To “The White Lotus” Because She Was Pandemic-Depressed And Eating Pizza All Day
The finale for HBO’s The White Lotus airs this Sunday and it’s already been picked up for a second season (with a brand new cast and locale). For me, the bright spots of the show were Steve Zahn’s swollen balls, the ass-eating scene, and hilarious Jennifer Coolidge as “alcoholic lunatic” Tanya. Creator Mike White wrote the role specifically for Jennifer, but, in a new interview with The Guardian, she reveals she almost didn’t take the role because she’d been “self-destructing at home for months” during the pandemic. Jennifer says she was sad, eating pizza all day, and didn’t wanna be seen on film “unless they shot me from the neck up.” Same, Jenn. Same. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By 25 Things You Didn’t Know About Jennifer Coolidge
Jennifer Coolidge. A glamour-puss legend of film and television. But like, what do we really know about her? She’s a curvy blonde with blow-up doll lips and perfect comic timing? I need more! Luckily, Jennifer opened up to Us Weekly and disclosed 25 fascinating personal facts.