Open Post: Hosted By Ariana Grande Asking Jennifer Coolidge About The “Best Dick” She Got From Playing Stifler’s Mom
Career-wise, Jennifer Coolidge has had a really great couple of years, thanks to The White Lotus. I cannot say the same about her personal life because I do not know her personally. But guess who does? Jennifer’s super-fan Ariana Grande. Ariana’s so Coolidge-obsessed that she cast Jennifer in the video for her 2019 hit thank u, next and pulled off a pretty impressive impression of her Best in Show character this past Halloween. Now Ariana has interviewed Jennifer for Entertainment Weekly’s 2022 Entertainers of the Year issue, and she didn’t shy away from asking the hard-hitting questions. For example: “Do you remember the best dick you got from playing Stifler’s mom?” Oh, sweetie, you never forget the best dick (shout out to the Newfie lawyer I met after an Arcade Fire concert in 2014).
61-year-old Jennifer was talking about how starring in American Pie “helped my dating life in a way that I can’t ever explain.” So Ariana asked her this:
ARIANA: Well, that beautifully leads me to my next question: You’ve spoken publicly about the tremendous impact that playing Stifler’s mom has had on your life. In particular, how much dick it’s gotten you. Do you remember the best dick you got from playing Stifler’s mom? Do you keep in touch?
Jennifer replied that “it was definitely the youngest fellow.” She explains he was “very, very charming,” but it got weird. That’s when Ariana cuts in, and assures Jennifer there’s no pressure to share details (SHUT UP, ARIANA). Jennifer replies that she’s actually glad Ariana asked, because, in a previous interview, she boasted about sleeping with over 200 men thanks to American Pie. Jennifer wants to make it clear that was an exaggeration. However, she maintains the movie opened her up to “a much broader group of handsome men – and younger men.” And the very best dick came from a very young (“very legal”) man:
JENNIFER: No, I won’t get into the details. But afterwards, the next morning, I told him I needed to get a blow dry. So he was so young, we called his mother to see where I could get a blow dry. It was so weird that happened on the phone, it was very clear that we were in the bed together.
ARIANA: I’m sure she was very thrilled and starstruck. I would’ve been thrilled. I would’ve been like, “Wow. Hello. What an honor to meet you!”
JENNIFER: Well, she gave me a good recommendation at a local mall, so it all worked out.
I’m glad it all worked out. A great bang, a great blow. Here’s video of Jennifer talking to Entertainment Weekly about her recent success (sans Ariana):
I wonder where that young man is now. I hope he’s sitting at home, reading the Entertainment Weekly article out loud to his perfectly coiffed mother. “Great job, son. I always knew you’d make history.”