We all know that Ariana Grande tends to say and do stupid shit. It’s almost a guarantee that at some point during the year she’s going to piss somebody off, yet this time she’s probably even surprised herself. During a brief moment of sheer insanity, she and her BFF Doug Middlebrook decided to have a quick giggle in front of everyone about JonBenet Ramsey and decided that a JonBenet costume would be the perfect Halloween costume.
The MTV VMA nominations were released today, and both Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande lead the nominations with 10 each. Scooter Braun must feel so conflicted. On one hand, it means there’s a very good chance one of his best clients will win and say, “Thank you for helping me sing my truth, Scooter.” On the other hand, it also means his most vocal enemy might storm the stage, rip the mic out of her hand, and channel her own MTV drama of years past by hissing, “Imma let you finish, but Scooter Braun is the shadiest liar of all time!“.
Ariana Grande Has Something To Say After One Of Her Favorite Photographers Is Accused Of Being A Massive Creep
According to ELLE magazine, the Instagram set allegedly has their own version of Terry Richardson, and it’s Marcus Hyde. Marcus is a photographer who is a favorite of Ariana Grande and Kim Kardashian, but he was recently exposed online by fashion industry whistle blowers Diet Prada as being an alleged camera-wielding ball of yuck. It’s a mess that Ariana clearly doesn’t want her name attached to, and it looks like she’s doing what she can to sever any ties to Marcus.
Ariana Grande could stand to take a smizing lesson or two from her dog, Toulouse. Toulouse may be tiny, but he’s saying everything that needs to be said, which is “Can you believe she brought me out here? I’ll be licking sand out of my butt for weeks!”
If only Ariana was able to serve as much face as Toulouse (even she can admit that he’s the star). She probably couldn’t focus under the weight of that massive hat. It’s hard to convey anything while trying to hold up 30 pounds of black-dyed straw. Vogue says that Ariana is wearing a hat by Eric Javits, but I’m still not convinced it’s not the big-ass straw hat Ross gave to Rachel when the gang went to the beach. Toulouse and the hat make a second appearance in some more shots taken by Annie Leibovitz. We also get to see Ariana pose with her mother and grandma.
At long last, the teaser trailer for Elizabeth Banks’ Charlie’s Angels reboot is here. And based off the two minutes and 53 seconds of trailer we got, it sadly looks like they only got about 10% of the disguises budget from the Cameron Diaz/Drew Barrymore/Lucy Liu films.
That “Ariana” above may have skin that looks airbrushed with oil-based paint and hair pulled from a bag, but that’s not a wax version of Ariana Grande. It’s the real thing, so pay attention to the details in that face. You’re going to want to return to them later after you wonder what the hell went wrong at the wax factory.