Category: An Adoption Story

YouTuber Myka Stauffer Says It Was Her Adopted Son Huxley’s Choice To Live With Another Family

June 1, 2020 / Posted by:

Good news! Turns out all that pearl-clutching we were doing last week when we learned that YouTubers Myka and James Stauffer rehomed” their adopted 4-year old son Huxley as easily as Chris Pratt would an incontinent cat, was for naught. According to Just Jared, Myka posted an update letting her followers know it was Huxley’s decision to go live with another family. Phew! Little man probably said fuck these crazy Stepford-looking people, took out a handkerchief, wrapped up all his shit up, tied the bundle to a stick, threw it over his shoulder, and said Peace! Out! And who could blame him?

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Sia Adopted Two Teenage Boys Who Aged Out Of Foster Care

May 20, 2020 / Posted by:

Mysterious be-wigged singer Sia has generously dedicated a substantial amount of her wig budget towards the care and feeding of two teenage boys who she adopted last year. According to People, Sia spoke to The Morning Mash Up show on SiriusXM and confirmed that she’s a mom to two 19-year-old boys who had aged out of the foster care system. She did not specify if, in addition to getting their own bedrooms, they also each received a closet full of wigs and unitards for family photos and the like.

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Pete Davidson Says He Wants To Adopt A Baby With His Mom

February 24, 2020 / Posted by:

According to People, Pete Davidson is ready to move on from traumatizing Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber’s child, to wanting to traumatize one of his own. In a recent interview with Charlamagne Tha God, Pete said that he’s ready to have a kid and he’s considered adopting one with his mom. And to think I made fun of Jeremy Irons for suggesting fathers might marry their own sons for tax purposes! Pete wanting to have a baby with his own mother is way crazier.

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Madonna Talks About Her Adoption Drama

September 8, 2017 / Posted by:

Madonna just opened up a state-of-the-art children’s hospital in Malawi, the home country of her four adopted children; 11 year olds David and Mercy, and more recently, 5-year-old twins Estere and Stella. In a recent interview with People, Madonna vehemently denies that she’s the baby snatching celebrity she-devil she was made out to be in the wake of the controversy surrounding her adoption of David back in 2008.

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