Category: Jamie Dornan

Open Post: Hosted By Jamie Dornan Taking “Issue” With Us Mocking “50 Shades Of Grey”

November 1, 2021 / Posted by:

Jamie Dornan starred as Christian Grey in all three Fifty Shades of Shit movies: 2015’s Fifty Shades of Grey, 2017’s Fifty Shades Darker, and 2018’s Fifty Shades Freed. But don’t you dare slander the movie! Jamie is tired of people discrediting him because he was in a porn book-turned-big budget movie and he “takes issue” with us treating it like it’s a joke. Yeah, this Twilight-porn fan-fiction is NOT a laughing matter! E.L. James almost won a Pulitzer! (No she didn’t.)

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Shailene Woodley Has Been In An Open Relationship Before But Is Currently Single

April 13, 2020 / Posted by:

Shailene Woodley was supposed to be doing a press tour for her latest movie, the partially improvised Endings, Beginnings, but then a weird thing happened where nobody’s allowed to go outside anymore or something? I don’t know, I keep seeing commercials about it. Anyway, apparently it’s a whole thing. So in lieu of a press tour, Shailene did an interview from her house for The New York Times. In the interview Shailene talked about self-isolation, indicated that she’s no longer with Fijian rugby star Ben Vevolva, talked about having been in an open relationship before (and an abusive one), and said that she doesn’t require an intimacy coordinator when it comes to pretend fucking, thank you very much. And who could blame her? Somehow, the person who should be the second hottest kombucha jerk at the Santa Cruz Natural Food Co-Op (sorry, Shailene, Rainbow Electric’s braless perfect C cups are just a little bit perkier), is starring in a movie where she gets to rub her sun-baked muff all over Jamie Dornan and Sebastian Stan. Jennifer Lawrence, look at your life choices. If you had just stopped shaving your armpits, this could have been you!

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Jamie Dornan Says Kristen Wiig Apologized For Asking Him To Do Gal Gadot’s “Imagine” Video

April 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Not too long after most of North America went into self-isolation in an attempt to flatten the curve of COVID-19, Gal Gadot gathered some of her famous friends to “sing” John Lennon’s “Imagine” for us from the comfort of their own multi-million dollar homes. Gal probably hoped the video would unite us all, and it did – just not in the right way. We all came together and agreed it was a mess. Because being on the receiving end of “We’re all in this together!” vibes just isn’t the same when most of us aren’t self-isolating in an Olympic-sized heated saltwater infinity pool.

One of the singalong’s stars, Jamie Dornan, spoke about the video on an episode of the Tea with Me podcast (via The Mirror) this week and defended Gal by stressing that she really did have the best intentions at the time, saying “she was trying to do a good thing.” He then described how he got involved. Jamie recently worked on a film titled Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar. Kristen appears in Wonder Woman 1984 with Gal. Jamie is clearly a big Target Lady fan, because when Kristen (who was asked by Gal) to film a little clip of his karaoke skills, he immediately said yes without thinking.

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“Imagine” If All These Celebrities Sang In The Same Key

March 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Corona isn’t the only thing going viral these days. With everybody on lockdown and bored out of their minds, we are grasping at straws for anything even mildly entertaining to distract us from this supremely shitty situation. Some desperate souls have even resorted to watching Cats! Which is why you may have seen the video that’s going around where Gal Gadot and a bafflingly random group of celebrities join together as one to sing John Lennon’s Imagine. You see, coronavirus got Gal to thinking: What if we are all really the same? And to her credit, when it comes right down to it, celebrities really are just like us. They’re also bored, scared, barely any of them can sing, and the ones who can sing, are always doing too much.

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“Fifty Shades Freed” Made A Ton Of Money This Weekend

February 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Multiplex employees everywhere can finally begin to breathe a sigh of relief, for they’re finally in the Fifty Shades homestretch. Only a few more weekends of holding down their gag reflex when a middle-aged woman asks them for the 6,379th time if they’re so excited for the “climax” of the series. And if the box office numbers are any indication, they might have to suffer just a little longer.

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Dakota Johnson Had To Teach Jamie Dornan How To Take Her Underwear Off

February 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Irish vulgarity translator Jamie Dornan went on Conan to sell the thankfully last film in the Fifty Shades of This Isn’t Doing Much For Making Kink Look Fun trilogy. Because you’ve got to have a gimmick, the prettiest serial killer in existence (The Fall made me understand why Ted Bundy had groupies) had a story about taking off co-star Dakota Johnson’s panties. I’m pretty sure this is the same sort of story Clark Gable told about Vivian Leigh’s drawers on Tonight Starring Steve Allen.

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