Category: Olivia Jade

Austin Butler Has Kicked Off His “Elvis” Oscar Campaign But Declined To Talk About His Ex Vanessa Hudgens

May 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Lady Gaga is probably kicking herself in the pants right now for not auditioning for Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis. Had she nabbed the role of Elvis Presley, she’d be the one telling British GQ how her “body just started shutting down” as soon as they wrapped because of the stress. Instead, Austin Butler gets to use that line in his march toward Oscar buzz, and so far, the best that Gaga can hope for is a Best Original Song nomination for Hold My Hand (Take My Whole Life Too) for the Top Gun 2: Gaga’s Turn soundtrack.

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Kaia Gerber Was Seen With Vanessa Hudgen’s Ex Austin Butler And Olivia Jade Was Seen With Kaia’s Ex Jacob Elordi

December 21, 2021 / Posted by:

Minor tremors were felt throughout the LA basin this week as a 2.5 love-quake rocked the very shallow dating pool of 19-25(ish) year-old IT(ish) boys and girls. The Daily Mail reports that a light sloshing occurred when Kaia Gerber’s recently ex-boyfriend Jacob Elordi and noodle-armed ex-collage rower Olivia Jade were “spotted enjoying an afternoon pick-me-up with several friends before exploring the neighborhood with Jacob’s dog leading the way.” Not to be out-splashed by a failed aquatic sportsperson, Kaia and Vanessa Hudgens ex-boyfriend Austin Butler were spotted “attending a yoga class together on Sunday morning before heading off in Kaia’s car.” I’ve studied the photographs of the damage supplied by The Daily Mail carefully and can report that of these two seismic shifts, the pairing of Kaia and Austin is the more significant of the two. You know, from a geological perspective. Honestly, I don’t even know who let Olivia in the pool in the first place, considering she probably can’t even swim or book an audition for The CW.

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Lori Loughlin Paid $500,000 In College Tuition For Two Students

October 28, 2021 / Posted by:

PLOT TWIST: The two students were not her own daughters and the $500,000 wasn’t a bribe. I think.

Fresh off from trying to regain her crown as one of the Queens of Hallmark, Lori Loughlin is now trying to clean up her reputation with some good publicity. ET Canada says Lori paid over $500,000 to send two students to four-year college programs.

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JoJo Siwa And Her “Dancing With The Stars” Partner Made History As The Show’s First Same-Sex Couple

September 21, 2021 / Posted by:

The 30th season of Dancing With The Stars started last night, a fact that made me wonder just how many stars we as a society have allowed ABC to burn through (that would be 364 stars). Previous to today, and amongst all those stars, there has never once been a same-sex dance team. But as promised, last night’s 30th season premiere featured contestant JoJo Siwa dancing with her partner, Jenna Johnson.

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Convicted Felons Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Giannulli Have Bought A $13 Million Vacation Home

September 17, 2021 / Posted by:

After taking a plea deal and serving their sentences for scamming their daughters’ ways into USC, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli have celebrated their freedom by buying a multi-million-dollar vacation home in the California desert. Maybe Aunt Becky and Mossimo feel bad about their daughters, Olivia Jade and Bella Giannulli, taking spots away from people who really deserve to be at USC and will turn their newest mansion into an all-expenses-paid college for low-income students? HA!

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The Full Cast Of The 30th Season Of “Dancing With The Stars” Was Announced 

September 8, 2021 / Posted by:

The entire cast of who will shimmy for attention and a check on the new season of Dancing with the Stars was announced this morning. We already heard that YouTuber JoJo Siwa joined the cast and will be part of the U.S. version’s first same-sex pair. Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast Sunisa “Suni” Lee was also named as a contestant, as well as world-renowned collegiate rower Olivia Jade. And today, we learned that also part of the cast is Sporty Spice herself, Melanie Chisholm, from the Spice Girls. Pack it up losers! It’s time to spice up your goddamn lives!

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