Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli’s college admission scamming plan is truly playing out like a very special episode of Full House about peer pressure. Except in this case, college is the junior girl’s bathroom, the bribery is cigarettes, and everyone involved appears to be playing the part of Bad Girl Gia. And I mean everyone; according to a source that spoke with Us Weekly, Olivia Jade Giannulli knew her parents were bribing her way into college and didn’t care.
Even before the feds screamed, “Freeze, rich dirtbags!“, at her parents, anyone who followed Olivia Jade Giannulli knew she didn’t want to be a college student. She said wanted to go to USC for the same reason anyone with a thirst for a Solo cup filled with Malibu does: the parties. But when it came to the “student” part of being a college student, she wasn’t into it.
Olivia hasn’t officially been kicked out of USC; her academic status is currently under review while her parents, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, face prison time and multiple charges for their role in the college admissions scandal. An extended, possibly-permanent hiatus from school sounds like Olivia’s dream, but according to one source that spoke to Us Weekly, she’s “begging” to go back.
In her continued battle with reality, sources are saying that Lori Loughlin believes trial is her one shot at saving her “reputation” and also avoiding going to prison in the Operation Varsity Blues rich-people crime syndicate. I would focus on the prison part, girlie, me thinks the reputation is a lost cause. After allegedly spending $500,000 to fake your daughters’ way into USC, not even a Taylor Swift album could save your brand now.
People says that fter pleading not guilty to using $500,000 to allegedly bribe their daughters’ way into USC because that’s super important, or something, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo have found themselves in a bad place. Felicity Huffman and other members of the scam have made off like bandits and are maybe (probably not) going to spend tops 4 months in a high-class prison where you shower by yourself–meanwhile Lori and Mossimo are looking at longer in maybe a little less-nice prison. Like maybe three to a shower–we’ll see if they throw the book at them. Well now, Lori and Mossimo are thinking of changing that plea and it’s all because they want to save
themselves time in prison their daughters.
In Time-For-A-Pivot News: Lori Loughlin seems to be having a source pop over to Us Weekly behind Mossimo Giannulli‘s back, as now there are sources who are claiming that they think this whole college admission mess, which has led to her and her husband being charged with crimes punishable with up to 40 years in prison, is actually all his fault. Oh girl, get the popcorn, it’s time for these self-obsessed, greedy rich folk to turn on each other.
One Of Lori Loughlin’s Daughters May Be Under Criminal Investigation For Her Role In Operation Varsity Blues
One of Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli‘s precious angels has received a spidergram, which is basically the scariest piece of mail you can imagine. It’s usually a spider hiding in your mailbox wearing a top-hat and holding out a silver tray that holds an envelope containing your STD test results. But in this case it’s a “target letter” from the Department of Justice informing them that they’re under investigation. According to The Daily Mail, it’s unclear which daughter got the spidergram, but both Olivia Jade and Isabella Rose are probably sleeping with one eye open.