Most people think of Emo sad boy spokesperson Cole Sprouse as Jughead Jones from the dumpster fire guilty pleasure series Riverdale. However, every time I see him all I can think of is Ross Gellar’s son from Friends after discovering Slipknot. And with his latest post on Instagram, I’m wondering why he hasn’t started an OnlyFans page because apparently, the man has been hiding more cake than a bakery in the back of his pants. Or has he?? Apparently, Cole wanted to have a little fun with filters online and posted a selfie that features a glimpse of his bare behind in a mirror. Of course, he altered the pic to make his butt look bigger than it actually is and now Twitter is tanning his hide in the comments section.
Kaia Gerber Was Seen With Vanessa Hudgen’s Ex Austin Butler And Olivia Jade Was Seen With Kaia’s Ex Jacob Elordi
Minor tremors were felt throughout the LA basin this week as a 2.5 love-quake rocked the very shallow dating pool of 19-25(ish) year-old IT(ish) boys and girls. The Daily Mail reports that a light sloshing occurred when Kaia Gerber’s recently ex-boyfriend Jacob Elordi and noodle-armed ex-collage rower Olivia Jade were “spotted enjoying an afternoon pick-me-up with several friends before exploring the neighborhood with Jacob’s dog leading the way.” Not to be out-splashed by a failed aquatic sportsperson, Kaia and Vanessa Hudgens ex-boyfriend Austin Butler were spotted “attending a yoga class together on Sunday morning before heading off in Kaia’s car.” I’ve studied the photographs of the damage supplied by The Daily Mail carefully and can report that of these two seismic shifts, the pairing of Kaia and Austin is the more significant of the two. You know, from a geological perspective. Honestly, I don’t even know who let Olivia in the pool in the first place, considering she probably can’t even swim or book an audition for The CW.
Cole Sprouse Claims The Sexual Assault Allegations Against Several “Riverdale” Cast Members Were Made Up
Usually, when Cole Sprouse’s name is trending on Twitter, it’s either because his on-again/off-again relationship with Lili Reinhart is back on-again/off-again, or a particularly funny clip from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody went viral. Over the weekend, Cole’s name was trending, but not in the way he’d want to see it. A Twitter user had accused Cole of sexual assault after allegedly meeting him at a party back in 2013, when he was attending NYU. Not long after, several of Cole’s Riverdale fellow cast members also got dragged into allegations of sexual misconduct on Twitter. It looked like Twitter users sharing alleged stories, but Cole says all that Twitter activity is nothing but lies.
The real-life “Bughead”, AKA Lily Reinhart and Cole Sprouse’s love, is deader than Jason Blossom’s waterlogged corpse! Time to head on down to La Bonne Nuit and drown your sorrows in some maple syrup-infused Lodge rum (help me, I’ve seen every episode of Riverdale).
Cole, 27, and Lili, 23, have been dating since 2017, the same year Riverdale premiered. But unlike their nonsense show, this relationship will reportedly not be returning for another season.
Here’s some news you can use the next time you’re on a FaceTime call with the Riverdale-obsessed teenager in your life. Although to be fair, I’m sure there’s some Riverdale-obsessed adults out there who have also been shaken by this recent drama. Or should I say, severe lack of drama. I’m sure Cole Sprouse would prefer I word it that way, because according to Cole, there is no sneaky two-timing going on.
Millions of Gen Z hearts shattered when it came out that Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart (who play couple Jughead Jones and Betty Cooper on Riverdale) split up as a real-life couple. Neither of them said anything, but I guess they figured it was time to join forces in a series of weird messages to address the breakup, and the way they did it sounds like lines from their characters on the show.