Category: Kaia Gerber

Rande Gerber And Cindy Crawford Are Worried About Presley Gerber

February 20, 2020 / Posted by:

It seems like Presley Gerber’s decision to get a tattoo on his face was finally a cause for concern for his parents Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber. Or maybe it was that video where Presley looked like he was auditioning for the title role in an Aaron Carter biopic for Lifetime (in other words: DISTRESSING). But it’s safe to assume that Presley didn’t give his parents a heads-up or seek their approval on the location of his cry for help new ink.

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Pete Davidson And Kaia Gerber Are Over

January 15, 2020 / Posted by:

Yesterday it was reported that Pete Davidson had put his relationship with Kaia Gerberon the back burner” so he could focus on his mental health, immediately improving the mental health of Kaia’s parents Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber. Well, Cindy and Rande can knock back a couple shots of Casamigos in celebration today because according to Page Six, the pot has now been taken off the stove completely. Kaia and Pete are over.

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Pete Davidson And Kaia Gerber Are “Cooling Off” So He Can Get Healthy

January 14, 2020 / Posted by:

After about three months of being the latest girl to make people wonder if Pete Davidson has some kind of magic wish-granting penis or something, Kaia Gerber might be spending her nights without him. I say nights, because Pete looks kind of like a nocturnal mammal that thrives away from the sun’s UVA rays. E! News has an update on their relationship, claiming they’re still technically together, but a source is saying that Pete has decided to take some time to focus on his mental health, and he’s doing it away from Kaia.

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Rande Gerber Reportedly Had A Distressing Encounter With His Daughter’s Boyfriend Pete Davidson

December 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Puzzling hot girl magnet Pete Davidson has been pretty candid about his mental health issues in the past. So you can’t say that his girlfriend Kaia Gerber’s parents Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber weren’t warned in advance. Unless they were too busy being as mesmerized by their best pal George Clooney and wife Amal Cooney’s utter genetic perfection as the rest of us to pay attention. The Daily Mail reports that Rande apparently had an unsettling run-in with Pete, who might have been having a bad day brain-chemistry-wise, and was overheard telling wifey Cindy about it on the streets of NYC.

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Open Post: Hosted By Pete Davidson Sort Of Talking About Kaia Gerber On “Saturday Night Live”

December 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Page Six says that Pete Davidson is talking in public about his current relationship again. I think this will be a common thing for the duration of his existence. Pete has had some public love stories in the past (*cough* Ariana Grande *cough* Kate Beckinsale *cough* Margaret Qualley *cough*) and every time we thought to ourselves: “Really, girl?” Enter: Kaia Gerber.

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Cindy Crawford And Rande Gerber Hope Their Daughter’s Relationship With Pete Davidson Will Fizzle Out

December 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber have two children who are high fashion models barely out of their teens, but of course, it’s the girl child we have concerns about. Even though her brother Presley Gerber is the one with a poorly rendered pot leaf tattoo on his hand and a DUI conviction. Page Six reports that Cindy and Rande aren’t too jazzed that their 18-year-old daughter, Kaia Gerber, has taken up Pete Davidson’s soprano sax. A source close to the couple (you would think George Clooney had better things to do, can somebody please just throw a cameo his way or something) says that they are hoping the relationship “fizzles out.” Pete’s probably kicking himself right now for not having George sign one of those NDAs he’s so fond of.

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