Kristen Wiig‘s new movie, Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar is the most random movie on Earth and I happen to have watched it literally last night. I absolutely laughed but I don’t know why. It’s one of those. And in her new movie, Kristen dropped the name of her secret twins in the end credits. Look at Kristen dropping off Easter Eggs like she’s J.J. Abrams or Taylor Swift.
Kristen Wiig is officially a married woman and none of us were the wiser. During an interview with Howard Stern to promote her new movie Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar, Kristen casually referred to her longtime lovah/fiancé since 2019, Avi Rothman, as her husband. Well, it should come as zero surprise to those of us familiar with classic schoolyard rhymes: First comes love, then comes secret twin babies, then comes a secret marriage in 2020 maybe! Well, good for Kristen. Was the marriage before or after the babies? We don’t know. Was there a wedding? We don’t know. Were there bridesmaids? I sure as hell hope not. That’s not a Bridesmaids reference, it’s a reference to me loathing the experience of being a bridesmaid. I pray that all my friends get secret-married from now on.
Gal Gadot kicked off the coronavirus quarantine by getting her celebrity friends together to do that very ill-received cover of John Lennon‘s Imagine. It was pretty much unanimously hated and now Gal has spoken about the decision to inflict that tone-deaf act of narcissism upon us, saying her intentions were pure but conceding the video didn’t “transcend.” I don’t know, when I saw it for the first time I briefly lost consciousness so maybe I was transcending?
The Batman wasn’t the only DC FanDome premiere yesterday that managed to bring the nerdgasms. After Wonder Woman came out in 2017 and became a huge hit, bringing in $821 million worldwide, director Patty Jenkins and Gal Gadot re-teamed for the sequel Wonder Woman 1984, which is scheduled to come out on October 2, and the latest trailer may make you want to splatter antibacterial shampoo onto your screen because Kristen Wiig’s Cheetah has a serious case of mange.
People magazine is reporting that Kristen Wiig and her fiancé of about a year Avi Rothman (they’ve been together since 2016) became parents to a set of twins, but also that they’ve been parents the better part of 2020. They welcomed a set of twins “earlier this year” via surrogate. Secret baby reveals – so hot this season!
It’s been two weeks since Brad Pitt made Dr. Anthony Fauci’s dreams come true with a spot-on impression on a virtual episode of Saturday Night Live (or SNL at Home). Well, last night the NBC staple was back with another remote broadcast in honor of the show’s season finale. Only this time, the main event wasn’t one silver fox portraying another silver fox. It was Alec Baldwin portraying an orange turd––and (maybe?) for the very last time.