Category: Are They Fucking?
Kanye West Had A Second Date With “Uncut Gems” Actress Julia Fox
Even though he bought the house across the street from his soon-to-be ex-wife Kim Kardashian, TMZ reports that Kanye West has been spending the past few weeks in the company of a bevy of beautiful babes including Instagram model Yasmine Lopez who he was seen standing next to at a party with a thousand-yard stare in his eyes that practically screamed: “I am an empty shell hurtling through space and time into the gaping maw of a meaningless void, but make it Yeezy.” TMZ insists that wasn’t a date, and that Kanye recently had two dinner dates with Julia Fox from Uncut Gems over the weekend in Miami. After their first date, Page Six caught her at the beach and asked if she’d see him again and she said she didn’t think so but then was spotted getting sushi with him and rapper Future hours later. Page Six adds that a “source close to Fox” says they are definitely dating but I’m like no shit, baby girl wore leather pants to the beach. Of course she’s dating Kanye!
Kaia Gerber Was Seen With Vanessa Hudgen’s Ex Austin Butler And Olivia Jade Was Seen With Kaia’s Ex Jacob Elordi
Minor tremors were felt throughout the LA basin this week as a 2.5 love-quake rocked the very shallow dating pool of 19-25(ish) year-old IT(ish) boys and girls. The Daily Mail reports that a light sloshing occurred when Kaia Gerber’s recently ex-boyfriend Jacob Elordi and noodle-armed ex-collage rower Olivia Jade were “spotted enjoying an afternoon pick-me-up with several friends before exploring the neighborhood with Jacob’s dog leading the way.” Not to be out-splashed by a failed aquatic sportsperson, Kaia and Vanessa Hudgens ex-boyfriend Austin Butler were spotted “attending a yoga class together on Sunday morning before heading off in Kaia’s car.” I’ve studied the photographs of the damage supplied by The Daily Mail carefully and can report that of these two seismic shifts, the pairing of Kaia and Austin is the more significant of the two. You know, from a geological perspective. Honestly, I don’t even know who let Olivia in the pool in the first place, considering she probably can’t even swim or book an audition for The CW.
In Here We Go Again News: Pete Davidson And Miley Cyrus Went To His Condo Together After Their “Tonight Show” Taping
According to Page Six, it’s possible that all of humanity’s ills will soon be but a distant memory as balance, reason, and the natural order have returned to the universe with the news that Pete Davidson may have finally coupled with his one true mate, Miley Cyrus. Page Six reports that following a joint appearance on Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, where they showed off the matching tattoos they already got together back in 2017, Pete and Miley went back to his Staten Island condo and slipped into his garage unseen by the paparazzi. It’s a thrilling prospect and the truest expression of natural selection known to man since two monkeys who figured out how to use a bone boned.
Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Had Dinner Together Again
I’m sorry to report this, but we may never know peace again. TMZ reports that Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian were spotted having dinner together for the second night in a row. From the moment their hands first touched on that Knott’s Scary Farm roller coaster, I was overcome with deep exhaustion accompanied by a reflexive bout of nausea. Yet, I was hoping that if we ignored them long enough, Pete and Kim would get bored, eventually shed their human skins and bugger back off to whatever underground lair lizard people dwell in when they’re not stunting topside. But instead, things have gotten much more serious. TMZ is now calling them “a thing.”
Angelina Jolie And The Weeknd’s Relationship Continues To Confound
Angelina Jolie’s ex-husband Brad Pitt had a hip, younger are they? friend in Alia Shawkat, so Angie went out and got her own hip, younger are they? friend, The Weeknd. Now, because I can’t remember if Brad got Us Weekly in the divorce and Angie got E! News or vise versa, I don’t know whether to believe that Angie and Abel are just friends bonding over mutual interests as E! posits or if Angie has been rendered a babbling idiot who “lights up” at the mere mention of his name as reported by Us Weekly. But shit, I light up every time Daniel Craig introduces The Weeknd too, so maybe she just hates Mondays as much as the rest of us.
Zoë Kravitz And Channing Tatum Might Actually Be A Thing
Finally some sexy news. Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum came rolling in at the tail end of a dry ass coochie summer making the beast with two backs on a BMX bike. Back in January, mere days after Zoë filed for divorce from her husband of 18 months Karl Glusman, a Deuxmoi tip claimed that Zoe was dating an “a-list actor.” Rumors began circulating that Zoë and Channing were doing the old horizontal body roll. But they were quickly denied with a source saying “they’re working together on an upcoming project and it’s not true that they’re dating.” We now know that project was Zoë’s directorial debut, Pussy Island. And based on the pictures we see today, it’s probably a safe bet that they both got lei’d there.