Category: Lil Nas X
The Men Took A Few Fashion Risks On The Grammys Red Carpet
While, as Michael already pointed out, Prince’s eyes are probably still rolling in their grave after Usher gave him a tribute (still better than what Usher has given to people in the past) at last night’s Grammy Awards, there was one thing that Prince could be proud of. Prince’s fashion DNA was all over the red carpet, right down to the bare asscheeks. The men were having fun at the Grammys, outshining the women with looser expressions of gender and daring accessories. Let the girly-girls like Ariana Grande have their beautiful gowns. With the exception of the Jonas Brothers, the men of the red carpet took risks that paid dividends (the Jonas bros’ bronzed blazers with wives as accessories should file for fashion bankruptcy). Sorry ladies, its the guys time to shine. We already know what boobs look like.
Diplo Gave His Thoughts On Sia Wanting Some No Strings Fun With Him
Sia spoke with GQ recently and told them all about how she wants to get some from her old friend and collaborator, Diplo. Same, Sia. But while I’m not in a position to even try to get Diplo to fuck me, you are and you shot your shot! And I respect the hell out of it. And Diplo gave his response on that. His thoughts? “No comment.”
Billie Eilish Won Pretty Much Everything At The Grammys Last Night
The Grammys happened last night and just as negotiators suspected, the note made from cut up magazine clippings reading: “Give Cats Album of the Year or I blow the bomb!” was just a copycat-hoax. Phewf! 18-year-old Billie Eilish really took that possibly rigged shit to town, sweeping all the major categories. Catch her licking poles to taste blood in celebration. But most blessed of all is Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes didn’t have to get down to their skivvies to shamelessly get three seconds of attention. Amen!
The Red Carpet Looks At The American Music Awards Were Messy But Fun
It’s not that the Grammys are for your parents, the Grammys are your parents. Old, strict, self-serious, adore Adele, and are prone to making arbitrary decisions like letting JLo perform a Motown medley. Just ask Halsey who basically yelled at them “you’re not the boss of me” during her acceptance speech last night at the American Music Awards. The AMAs are your cool, twice-divorced aunt who taught you how to french inhale and has a lover in Madrid who she visits every Spring. As such, she’s a lot more fun. But unlike your parents who actually clothe, house, and feed your ungrateful ass, her gifts are frivolous and tacky. But fun! That dynamic was reflected in the red carpet looks from last night’s AMAs. Risks were taken. Choices were made. For example, OG fun aunt Christina Aguilera showed up looking like a goddamn snack. A saltine cracker, specifically. Which is a shame because believe me, most of the people there were already very, very thirsty.
Hollywood Reared Its Ugly Head On The CMA Awards Red Carpet
Dolly Parton is, as always, pure perfection. Her love for all things shiny and tight, makes me miss the CMA red carpets of old. But of course, nostalgia is a big theme in country music, and the red carpet of this year’s CMA Awards is making me nostalgic as hell for a time before Hollywood muscled its way into Nashville and diluted its rugged charm with the likes of Gigi Hadid. WHY WAS SHE THERE?!
Kevin Hart Pretended To Not Know Why Lil Nas X Was Scared To Come Out
Kevin Hart and the LGBTQ community go together like razor blades and rubbing alcohol. And for whatever reason, Kev ripped the Band-Aid off to re-open the wound he inflicted earlier this year after his Oscar-gate apology tour tanked terribly. Hopefully, while he recovers from a recent car accident, he’ll have time to think about how he uses his words from now on. Conversely, everyone’s new favorite hero is country rap star Lil Nas X who horse kicked homophobes everywhere in the balls when he boldly announced he was gay. Though he has received generally positive feedback, you know there’s always some asshole out there wagging their shame finger to push the culture back by 1000 years. Many on Twitter, home of the “Not Up In Here!” crowd, believe that Kevin Hart was once again up to his old gay-hating tricks during a conversation with Lil Nas X about sexuality and growing up in the hood.