Billie Eilish Won Pretty Much Everything At The Grammys Last Night

January 27, 2020 / Posted by:

The Grammys happened last night and just as negotiators suspected, the note made from cut up magazine clippings reading: “Give Cats Album of the Year or I blow the bomb!” was just a copycat-hoax. Phewf! 18-year-old Billie Eilish really took that possibly rigged shit to town, sweeping all the major categories. Catch her licking poles to taste blood in celebration. But most blessed of all is Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes didn’t have to get down to their skivvies to shamelessly get three seconds of attention. Amen!

Entertainment Weekly says that Billie Eilish took home: Best New Artist, Song of the Year, Record of the Year, and Album of the Year. She beat out the likes of Lizzo, who was the nominations queen and won three awards herself for Best Pop Solo Performance, Best Traditional R&B Performance, and Best Urban Contemporary Album. B

Nipsey Hussle was honored with posthumous awards for Best Rap Performance and Best Rap/Sung Performance. Here’s a video of DJ Khaled accepting an award on Nipsey’s behalf with Nipsey’s wife and daughter standing behind him saying nothing because it’s all about DJ Khaled God.

Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus won Best Pop Duo/Group Performance for Old Town Road and also Best Music Video. So Billy got a Maserati and won two Grammys this year all for being featured in a song after-the-fact? That’s a fruitful two days of work… Tyler, The Creator took home Best Rap Album for Igor and Jaden Smith kept up his queer-baiting with Tyler by tweeting about it:

Willie Nelson took home Best Country Solo Performance for Ride Me Back Home which I’m mentioning because that is the most sexual title I’ve read today. And Sara Bareilles won Best American Roots Performance for Saint Honesty, which I’m mentioning because I’m a fan of hers, so there.

Michelle Obama won for Best Spoken Word Album for reading her book Becoming out loud in a room. Dave Chappelle beat Jim Gaffigan, Ellen DeGeneres, Aziz Ansari and Trevor Noah for Best Comedy Album. And Hadestown won Best Musical Theater Album.

Somehow Cats did not win Best Compilation Soundtrack for Visual Media, nor was it nominated. A Star Is Born won, which is ridiculous. I’ve seen both, and Cats is far more emotionally-jarring. And Lady Gaga also won a Grammy for Best Song Written for Visual Media for I’ll Never Love Again (Film Version).

Finally, Beyoncé won Best Music Film for Homecoming. The Grammys had to give Beyonce a Grammy or the Beyhive would’ve come for themAnd they wouldn’t do the whole extortion thing. They’d just jump straight to the death threats.

Here’s a list of many of the winners:

Record of the Year
Hey, Ma” — Bon Iver
WINNER: “Bad Guy” — Billie Eilish
7 Rings” — Ariana Grande
Hard Place” — H.E.R.
Talk” — Khalid
Old Town Road” — Lil Nas X Featuring Billy Ray Cyrus
Truth Hurts” — Lizzo
Sunflower” — Post Malone & Swae Lee

Album of the Year
I, I — Bon Iver
Norman F***ing Rockwell! — Lana Del Rey
WINNER: When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? — Billie Eilish
Thank U, Next — Ariana Grande
I Used to Know Her — H.E.R.
— Lil Nas X
Cuz I Love You (Deluxe) — Lizzo
Father of the Bride — Vampire Weekend

Song of The Year
Always Remember Us This Way” — Natalie Hemby, Lady Gaga, Hillary Lindsey, & Lori McKenna, songwriters (Lady Gaga)
WINNER: “Bad Guy” — Billie Eilish O’Connell & Finneas O’Connell, songwriters (Billie Eilish)
Bring My Flowers Now” — Brandi Carlile, Phil Hanseroth, Tim Hanseroth, & Tanya Tucker, songwriters (Tanya Tucker)
Hard Place” — Ruby Amanfu, Sam Ashworth, D. Arcelious Harris. H.E.R. & Rodney Jerkins, songwriters (H.E.R.)
Lover” — Taylor Swift, songwriter (Taylor Swift)
Norman F—ing Rockwell” — Jack Antonoff & Lana Del Rey, songwriters (Lana Del Rey)
Someone You Loved” — Tom Barnes, Lewis Capaldi, Pere Kelleher, Benjamin Kohn, & Sam Roman, songwriters (Lewis Capaldi)
Truth Hurts” — Steven Cheung, Eric Frederic, Melissa Jefferson, & Jesse Saint John, songwriters (Lizzo)

Best New Artist
Black Pumas
WINNER: Billie Eilish
Lil Nas X
Maggie Rogers
Tank and the Bangas

Best Pop Solo Performance
Spirit” — Beyoncé
Bad Guy” — Billie Eilish
7 Rings” — Ariana Grande
WINNER: “Truth Hurts” — Lizzo
You Need to Calm Down” — Taylor Swift

Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Boyfriend” — Ariana Grande & Social House
Sucker” — Jonas Brothers
WINNER: “Old Town Road” — Lil Nas X Featuring Billy Ray Cyrus
Sunflower” — Post Malone & Swae Lee
Senorita” — Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello

Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album
Si — Andrea Bocelli
Love (Deluxe Edition) — Michael Bublé
WINNER: Look Now — Elvis Costello & The Imposters
A Legendary Christmas — John Legend
Walls, Barbra Streisand

Best Pop Vocal Album
The Lion King: The Gift — Beyoncé
WINNER: When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? — Billie Eilish
Thank U, Next — Ariana Grande
No. 6 Collaborations Project, — Ed Sheeran
Lover — Taylor Swift

Best Dance Recording
Linked” — Bonobo
WINNER: “Got to Keep On” — The Chemical Brothers
Piece of Your Heart” — Meduza Featuring Goodboys
Underwater” — Rufus Du Sol
Midnight, Hour” — Skrillex & Boys Noize Featuring Ty Dolla $ign Boys Noize & Skrillex

Best Dance/Electronic Album
LP5 — Apparat
WINNER: No Geography — The Chemical Brothers
Hi This Is Flume (Mixtape) — Flume
Solace — Rufus Du Sol
Weather — Tycho

Best Contemporary Instrumental Album
Ancestral Recall — Christian Scott aTunde Adjuah
Star People Nation — Theo Croker
Beat Music! Beat Music! Beat Music! — Mark Guiliana
Elevate — Lettuce
WINNER: Mettavolution — Rodrigo y Gabriela

Best Rock Performance
Pretty Waste” — Bones UK
WINNER: “This Land” — Gary Clark Jr.
History Repeats” — Brittany Howard
Woman” — Karen O & Danger Mouse
Too Bad” — Rival Sons

Best Metal Performance
Astorlus – The Great Octopus” — Candlemass Featuring Tony Iommi
Humanicide” — Death Angel
Bow Down” — I Prevail
Unleashed” — Killswitch Engage
WINNER: “7empest” — Tool

Best Rock Song
Fear Inoculum” — Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor, Adam Jones, & Maynard James Keenan, songwriters (Tool)
Give Yourself a Try” — George Daniel, Adam Hann, Matthew Healy, & Ross MacDonald, songwriters (The 1975)
Harmony Hall” — Ezra Koenig, songwriter (Vampire Weekend)
History Repeats” — Brittany Howard, songwriter (Brittany Howard)
WINNER: “This Land” — Gary Clark Jr., songwriter (Gary Clark Jr.)

Best Rock Album
Amo — Bring Me the Horizon
WINNER: Social Cues — Cage the Elephant
In the End  — The Cranberries
Trauma — I Prevail
Feral Roots — Rival Sons

Best Alternative Music Album
U.F.O.F. — Big Thief
Assume Form — James Blake
I,I — Bon Iver
WINNER: Father of the Bride — Vampire Weekend
Anima — Thom Yorke

Best R&B Performance
Love Again” — Daniel Caesar & Brandy
Could’ve Been” — H.E.R. Featuring Bryson Tiller
Exactly How I Feel” — Lizzo Featuring Gucci Mane
Roll Some Mo” — Lucky Daye
WINNER: “Come Home” — Anderson .Paak Featuring André 3000

Best Traditional R&B Performance
Time Today” — BJ the Chicago Kid
Steady Love” — India.Arie
WINNER: “Jerome” — Lizzo
Real Games” — Lucky Daye
Built for Love” — PJ Morton Featuring Jazmine Sullivan

Best R&B Song
Could’ve Been” — Dernst Emile II, David “Swagg R’Celious” Harris, H.E.R., & Hue “Soundzfire” Strother, songwriters (H.E.R. Featuring Bryson Tiller)
Look at Me Now” — Emily King & Jeremy Most, songwriters (Emily King)
No Guidance” — Chris Brown, Tyler James Bryant, Nija Charles, Aubrey Graham, Anderson Hernandez, Michee Patrick Lebrun, Joshua Lewis, Noah Shebib, & Teddy Walton, songwriters (Chris Brown Featuring Drake)
Roll Some Mo” — David Brown, Dernst Emile II, & Peter Lee Johnson, songwriters (Lucky Daye)
WINNER: “Sayso” — PJ Morton, songwriter (PJ Morton Featuring JoJo)

Best Urban Contemporary Album
Apollo XXI — Steve Lacy
WINNER: Cuz I Love You (Deluxe) — Lizzo
Overload — Georgia Anne Muldrow
Saturn — Nao
Being Human in Public  — Jessie Reyez

Best R&B Album
1123 — BJ the Chicago Kid
Painted — Lucky Daye
Ella Mai — Ella Mai
Paul — PJ Morton
WINNER: Ventura — Anderson .Paak

Best Rap Performance
Middle Child” — J. Cole
Suge” — DaBaby
WINNER:”Racks in the Middle” — Nipsey Hussle Featuring Roddy Ricch & Hit-Boy
Down Bad” — Dreamville Featuring J.I.D, Bas, J. Cole, EARTHGANG & Young Nudy
Clout” — Offset Featuring Cardi B

Best Rap/Sung Performance
WINNER: “Higher” — DJ Khaled Featuring Nipsey Hussle & John Legend
Drip Too Hard” — Lil Baby & Gunna
Panini” — Lil Nas X
Ballin” — Mustard Featuring Roddy Ricch
The London” — Young Thug Featuring J. Cole & Travis Scott

Best Rap Song
Bad Idea” — Chancelor Bennett, Cordae Dunston, Uforo Ebong, & Daniel Hackett, songwriters (YBN Cordae Featuring Chance The Rapper)
Gold Roses” — Noel Cadastre, Aubrey Graham, Anderson Hernandez, Khristopher Riddick-Tynes, William Leonard Roberts II, Joshua Quinton Scruggs, Leon Thomas III, & Ozan Yildirim, songwriters (Rick Ross Featuring Drake)
WINNER: “A Lot” — Jermaine Cole, Dacoury Natche, 21 Savage, & Anthony White, songwriters (21 Savage Featuring J. Cole)
Racks in the Middle” — Ermias Asghedom, Dustin James Corbett, Greg Allen Davis, Chauncey Hollis Jr., & Rodrick Moore, songwriters (Nipsey Hussle Featuring Roddy Ricch & Hit-Boy)
Suge” — DaBaby, Jetsonmade, & Pooh Beatz, songwriters (DaBaby)

Best Rap Album
Revenge of the Dreamers III — Dreamville
Championships — Meek Mill
I Am > I Was — 21 Savage
WINNER: Igor — Tyler, the Creator
The Lost Boy — YBN Cordae

Best Country Solo Performance
All Your’n” — Tyler Childers
Girl Goin’ Nowhere” — Ashley McBryde
WINNERS: “Ride Me Back Home” — Willie Nelson
God’s Country” — Blake Shelton
Bring My Flowers Now” — Tanya Tucker

Best Country Duo/Group Performance
Brand New Man” — Brooks & Dunn With Luke Combs
I Don’t Remember Me (Before You)” — Brothers Osborne
WINNER: “Speechless” — Dan + Shay
The Daughters” — Little Big Town
Common” — Maren Morris Featuring Brandi Carlile

Best Country Song
WINNER: “Bring My Flowers Now” — Brandi Carlile, Phil Hanseroth, Tim Hanseroth, & Tanya Tucker, songwriters (Tanya Tucker)
Girl Goin’ Nowhere” — Jeremy Bussey & Ashley McBryde, songwriters (Ashley McBryde)
It All Comes Out in the Wash” — Miranda Lambert, Hillary Lindsey, Lori McKenna, & Liz Rose, songwriters (Miranda Lambert)
Some of It” — Eric Church, Clint Daniels, Jeff Hyde, & Bobby Pinson, songwriters (Eric Church)
Speechless” — Shay Mooney, Jordan Reynolds, Dan Smyers, & Laura Veltz, songwriters (Dan + Shay)

Best Country Album
Desperate Man — Eric Church
Stronger Than the Truth — Reba McEntire
Interstate Gospel — Pistol Annies
Center Point Road — Thomas Rhett
WINNER: While I’m Livin’ — Tanya Tucker

Producer of the Year, Non-Classical
Jack Antonoff
Dan Auerbach
John Hill
WINNER: Finneas
Ricky Reed

Best Remixed Recording
WINNER: “I Rise (Tracy Young’s Pride Intro Radio Remix)” — Tracy Young, remixer (Madonna)
Mother’s Daughter (WukiI Remix)” — Wuki, remixer (Miley Cyrus)
The One (High Contrast Remix)” — Lincoln Barrett, remixer (Jorja Smith)
Swim (Ford. Remix)” — Luc Bradford, remixer (Mild Minds)
Work It (Soulwax Remix)” — David Gerard C Dewaele & Stephen Antoine C Dewaele, remixers (Marie Davidson)

Best Music Video
We’ve Got to Try” — The Chemical Brothers
This Land” — Gary Clark Jr.
“Cellophane” — FKA twigs
WINNER: “Old Town Road (Official Movie)” — Lil Nas X & Billy Ray Cyrus
“Glad He’s Gone” — Tove Lo

Best Music Film
WINNER: Homecoming
Remember My Name
Birth of the Cool


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