Category: Lil Nas X
Open Post: Hosted By Lil Nas X Giving Satan A Lap Dance
If the Candace Owens crowd got pissed about Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion performing WAP on the Grammys, then they better gird their loins. Because 21-year-old Lil Nas X released the video for his new song, Montero (Call Me By Your Name), and there’s a gay snake kiss, a pole dance to Hell, and Lil Nas X giving Satan a lap dance. And they thought that a wet pussy was the “corrosion” of an “empire.” Enter: homosexual thrusting on Satan’s lap.
After Tekashi 6ix9ine Made A Homophobic Comment, Lil Nas X Exposed Him
24-year-old coloring book from HELL, Tekashi 6ix9in, may look like Rainbow Dash after she got hooked on methamphetamines, died then came back to life, but that doesn’t mean he’s pro-rainbow. He came for 21-year-old Lil Nas X completely out of the blue. Complex says that Tekashi shat up a comment on an Instagram post about how China is reportedly making foreigners get tested for coronavirus via an anal swab. Tekashi made a joke that involved Lil Nas X because you know all gays love the butt sex. But it backfired. Lil Nas X exposed Tekashi for trying to slide into his DMs once.
JoJo Siwa May Have Come Out As Gay
Most of us olds have been cruising along contentedly, firm in the belief that Ariana Grande is the owner of the world’s most glamorous and voice-of-her-generation ponytail, but we’ve all been led astray this whole time, swept up in the alluringly deceptive, two feet of swingy prostitot WTF that pours from her head like a Chia Pet that mainlined Miracle-Gro.
No, the true spokeshair of everyone too young to vote belongs to the relentlessly blissed-out rider of rainbows and unicorns that is 17-year-old JoJo Siwa. JoJo’s brand of bow-wrapped positivity is a giant, throbbing question mark to those of us whose default is bleak and glum (all of us), but there’s something to be said for the sparkly beams of not-misery, real or not, breaking through the petty, bickering hellscape that is Dance Moms, which launched her career into the YouTube phenomenon that it is today. All of that gross upbeat shit duly noted, JoJo and her hair are now the objects of intense speculation across social media platforms, because they maybe-kind-of-sort-of just came out as gay.
Open Post: Hosted By Lil Nas X As Lil Santa X
Lil Nas X has decided to come out with a Christmas song. But since he’s a 21-year-old Gen Z and the youth generation are all about that inclusivity, while it is Santa-themed it’s called Holiday so that all denominations can enjoy. Well, provided that denomination doesn’t mind Hot Gay Santas, because there’s a lot of that going.
Open Post: Hosted By Lil Nas X Crashing A Wedding
Lil Nas X stole all of the attention away from the bride on her special day by making a surprise guest appearance at her wedding at Disney World in Orlando, FL this weekend, according to ClickOrlando. He even wore all white! But I really don’t think the bride cared about that, because TMZ says she was in on the crash. Lil Nas X “apparently schemed with the bride, because the 2 of them walked into the reception hall and guests as his song filled the room … and guests were shocked.”
Miley Cyrus Thinks Toking Up Got Her Banned From The Grammys
If you watched the Grammys on Sunday night, you probably saw Lil Nas X, Billy Ray Cyrus, Diplo, BTS and honestly just about every nominee join in on an “Old Town Road” performance. There were so many people up there, hell, I even think I saw my first grade music teacher with her kazoo join in. Alas, one person who was NOT on stage, in the building, or even in a ten-block radius was Miley Cyrus. And she took to social media to congratulate her old man on surprising us all with a comeback that wasn’t just a re-release of “Achy Breaky Heart” AND to give a theory on why she wasn’t allowed at the Grammys. Continue reading