Diplo Gave His Thoughts On Sia Wanting Some No Strings Fun With Him

January 27, 2020 / Posted by:

Sia spoke with GQ recently and told them all about how she wants to get some from her old friend and collaborator, Diplo. Same, Sia. But while I’m not in a position to even try to get Diplo to fuck me, you are and you shot your shot! And I respect the hell out of it. And Diplo gave his response on that. His thoughts? “No comment.”

Diplo has all the sex appeal of a plane filled with Popeyes chicken sandwiches. And Sia wants a piece of that, telling GQ that she’s too busy with her new son and career to get into a relationship, so she texted Diplo, since he’s in her top five of hottest people ever, to let him know that if he’s ever down to hit and quit it, her coochie is ready.

People caught up with Diplo at the Grammys and asked him about Sia coming to him for “no strings sex”. He said:

“That’s no comment. I love her to death and I value our relationship a lot more… She’s a loose cannon, and she does whatever she wants. She’s spontaneous and insane, so I love her for that.”

Come on Diplo, are you gonna clap those cheeks? Wig on or off? Maybe he’ll wear the wig?

Big Dips was also one of the the hundred-thousand guests who performed with Lil Nas X when he got up there and did the many, many, many remixes of Old Town Road. Diplo is the one playing the banjo while accompanied by the yodelling kid (yodeling tween? How much time has passed?). Lil Nas X also brought Billy Ray Cyrus and got BTS out here, too. B-T-S! Catering to the K-pop stans is how you get promo! Angering them also works. Lil Nas wasn’t done and also brought Big Nas to perform their song Rodeo. Notice Lil Nas X also used Kobe Bryant‘s jersey in the opening:

The baby-gays are stunt QUEENS and I’m living for the theatrics. He should help Sia with her next dramatic attempt to get raw-dogged by Diplo. She’s texted, she told GQ; now Lil Nas can help her plan a public performative proclamation. It’s going to be one kinky interpretive dance!

Pic: Twitter

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