Now that Angela “Blac Chyna” White has officially stopped trying to penetrate the Kardashian Koven’s inner sanctum; she’s proving to be an even bigger fan of Beyoncé. Because with her brand new transformation by getting those janky Jessica Rabbit fillers removed from her face and booty, she’s enjoying a little renaissance of her own. And apparently, that also included her leveling up a few notches by completing her college degree in liberal studies from Sacramento Theological Seminary and Bible College. However, even though this is truly a move in the right direction for good ol’ Angela White, I’m just sad she didn’t make this decision sooner. Because she and Kanye could have become the new Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker during his Sunday Services.
When Blac Chyna was baptized last year, I thought it was part of her “rebirth” and journey into becoming Angela White (which is her birth name) again. But it would seem to me she was actually submerged in the River Styx because now she’s out here trying to send props to the woman she once sued for hundreds of millions and accused of sabotage–the original Kardashian Koven Supreme, Kim Kardashian.
Losing a $100 million dollar lawsuit against the Kardashians rocked Blac Chyna’s world so hard it knocked the silicon out of her body. And now it’s coming back for the fillers. “I’m actually on my way to go get these fillers dissolved from my cheeks and from my jawline because enough is enough,” Chyna told her Instagram followers, “It all has to come out; it’s as simple as that.” And if she’s lucky, it’ll take the upside-down Nike swooshes for eyebrows with it too.
Blac Chyna’s New Life Journey Includes A Breast Reduction And Having The Silicone Removed From Her Ass
Just when we thought we’d finally live long enough to see what these newfangled fake asses look like after decades of hard sitting, Blac Chyna ups and decides to embark on a “life-changing journey” that includes getting her “breast and Gluteus maximus” reduced. Vibe reports that Chyna has shared parts of her journey on Instagram to inspire others to think twice before letting some doctor inject their ass with industrial-grade silicone just so their career can peak with getting knocked up by the poorest and least popular Kardashian. Ladies, don’t do it—it’s just not worth it!
I’m sorry but that header is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, and Blac Chyna‘s own mother, Tokyo Toni, seems to agree with me. The 34-year-old… model? Influencer? What’s her job? The 34-year-old former girlfriend of Rob Kardashian attended the Grammys for some reason, and she got dressed up as the Black Swan‘s Wish.com counterpart–Blac Bird Lady. And Tokyo thinks her daughter looked absolutely hideous and got on TMZ to say as much. Blac Chyna looks terrible–obviously. However, let’s be real, Shania Twain showing up looking like the Smurf’s Tethered in Us was so much worse.
Blac Chyna Sent A Cease And Desist Letter To The TikToker Who Accused Her Of Holding Her Hostage And Trying To Sell Her Into Sex Trafficking
Demure flower, Blac Chyna, must have settled her legal fee kerfuffle with Kris Jenner because now she just had to fork out money to her hardworking lawyer to fire off a cease and desist letter to a TikToker named Ava Louise. And if that name sounds familiar, why yes, she is the demented troll who gained notoriety on the Dr. Phil Show for being an asshole, went viral for licking an airplane toilet seat during the height of COVID, and started the rumor that former billionaire/current inflammatory twat Kanye West hooked up with Jeffree Star. Sigh. But, all of that aside, Ava recently posted the tale of her experience at Blac Chyna’s house, in which she alleged that Chyna held her hostage for six hours and was preparing to sell her into sex trafficking. Chyna vehemently denies the allegations and is threatening legal action.