The year is 2019, and there’s a teddy bear in Naughty by Nature. It’s as confusing a notion as it is a sentence to read. But these are the times we are living in. Time to accept that what once was in the past, will be revisiting us in the present (with a collection of random pop culture barnacles from The Time Tube attached), to confuse future generations. So now NBN (pictured above with their new bear Illtown Sluggaz and Redman) has a Kanye West style College Dropout teddy bear in it, and Treach has gone from excoriating his ex-wife Pepa (of Salt-N-Pepa fame) on Instagram, to parading around in bondage gear and issuing confusing handkerchief codes at the 2019 MTV Video Music Awards. Hip hop hooray?
You can always count on any BET red carpet to provide some high fashion “moments”, and last night’s BET Awards was no exception. The MET Gala would have been smart to reference “BET red carpet” when trying to get clueless celebrities to grasp the concept of camp. RuPaul’s zebra suit would have looked right at home given the profusion of sequins, pastels, neon, and sculptural pieces that walked the BET carpet. For example, take aspiring rapper/entrepreneur/wig maker to the stars Cliff Vmir (above). His title alone is plenty camp, but throw in a chartreuse vinyl jumpsuit and top it off with a day-glo Victorian fringed lampshade, you’ve got a weenie roast with s’mores for dessert.
Blac Chyna Is Mad At Rob Kardashian For Not Letting Their Child Make An Appearance On Her Reality Show
The Kardashian Koven is dead serious about not letting Blac Chyna get any money off the Kardashian name, and that seems to include her own child, Dream Kardashian. Not only does Rob Kardashian not have to pay Blac Chyna anymore money for child support, the Kardashians are making it clear to Chyna that making money off of Dream is off limits too. Dream Kardashian is under the Kardashian banner and so if anybody is going to profit off of her, it’s going to be Pimp Mama Kris.
No, not Khloe Kardashian. Wouldn’t that be a nauseating twist in the Kardashian Koven Khronicle? Another one. TMZ reports that Kylie Jenner’s ex-boyfriend Tyga was once married to Jordan Craig, who shares a child with Khloe’s cheating ex Tristan Thompson. Please keep in mind that Tyga also has a kid with Rob Kardashian’s ex Blac Chyna. These people need a new goddamn dating pool. One of their kids is going to be born with an extra eye or limb or something.
Now that Blac Chyna no longer has a seat on that Kartrashian gravy train because the father of one of her meal tickets, Rob Kardashian, is officially off the hook for child support; she needs to find a new source of income and a new gig. Chyna has decided she’s going to do it the authentic way: she’s going to have a real person experience, go to school, get educated, and make something of herself! …I’m just kidding! Did you read that and believe me? Come on, bitch! No. Chyna may have planned to finesse her way into Harvard but then she jumped the gun and talked about it, and now Harvard is like, “No you’re not, goodbye.”
Blac Chyna needs to change her name to Broke Chyna because not only has she lost her kash-kow payments from Rob Kardashian (or Rob’s mom, I should say) and now has to fully sustain her lifestyle and income on FlatTummy Tea and skin bleach, she is now getting sued for not paying rent.