If you’re one of those people who like to watch videos of celebrities revealing all of their beauty secrets and tips, then chances are you’ve already stumbled upon the one where Toni Braxton takes a vibrator to the face. And yes, she posted this on Instagram and not OnlyFans.
It’s not that the Grammys are for your parents, the Grammys are your parents. Old, strict, self-serious, adore Adele, and are prone to making arbitrary decisions like letting JLo perform a Motown medley. Just ask Halsey who basically yelled at them “you’re not the boss of me” during her acceptance speech last night at the American Music Awards. The AMAs are your cool, twice-divorced aunt who taught you how to french inhale and has a lover in Madrid who she visits every Spring. As such, she’s a lot more fun. But unlike your parents who actually clothe, house, and feed your ungrateful ass, her gifts are frivolous and tacky. But fun! That dynamic was reflected in the red carpet looks from last night’s AMAs. Risks were taken. Choices were made. For example, OG fun aunt Christina Aguilera showed up looking like a goddamn snack. A saltine cracker, specifically. Which is a shame because believe me, most of the people there were already very, very thirsty.
The Grammys red carpet always looks like an intergalactic space orgy sprinkled with a bunch of random rappers who just rolled out of bed with barely enough time to grab their grill from the bedside table thrown in for good measure. Every year, it’s a mess. Plus you’ve always got legitimate superstars mixed in with a whole lot whosits and whateverhappenedtos. This year’s Grammy red carpet was no exception. I’m trying to sift through some of these looks, and honestly don’t know where to begin.
Ladies, when you’ve got one as hot as Birdman, you don’t let him fly away so easily. The man behind Cash Money Records, which sounds like a parody record company from Fear Of A Black Hat, made a surprise visit to Toni Braxton’s concert on Wednesday in Atlanta. Toni invited Birdman onstage and greeted him with a deep hug. Then, she led him offstage by the hand, leading people to believe that the pair may have reconciled after announcing their split (kinda sorta, neither were explicit about it) earlier this month.
And the emphasis is on “poor” because, if this financial nightmare continues for Toni Braxton, she’s soon going to be belting “Unbreak My Heart” for spare change from under a freeway overpass. The Blast continues to report on the most famous Braxton’s money woes.
Will Toni Braxton and Birdman, who’ve been engaged for 10 months, ever get around to getting married? Sadly, the answer is nevermore. Quoth the Birdman, “It’s Over”! That’s the final message Birdman posted to his Instagram account before wiping it clean. Couple that with Toni’s most recent post about starting her next chapter, and we’ve got a trail of breadcrumbs pointing directly at the engagement being off, and that the love birds have flown their separate ways.