Christina Aguilera went on the podcast Call Her Daddy, and she talked about sex, baby. Page Six reports that Xtina outed herself as a proud swallower. She says that swallowing is great because semen has “a lot of protein.” Oh no, is Christina’s only source of protein her partner’s jizz? “Babe, I’m feeling weak! Do your thing…”
Christina Aguilera has found a side hustle since the popstar game is going the way of 2-minute streaming songs and Las Vegas residencies, and Xtina already did the residency. Luckily for us, she isn’t releasing another cosmetics line for us to have to sit through but she is shilling something cosmetic: injectables! Yup, it’s time to hawk filler to the people for money!
The year is 2023, and we’re still talking about the behind-the-scenes messes on the making of 2001’s Lady Marmalade remake starring Christina Aguilera, Pink, Lil’ Kim, and Missy Elliot. Mya was also there. While the video looked like a pitchy good time in the best little whorehouse in Hollywood, behind the scenes, Pink and Xtina were fighting. While the memory of this stale beef should have been left behind amongst the hazy recollections of butterfly clips and cargo pants, it somehow always comes back when someone’s got an album or circus tour to promote. After slamming people for making assumptions about the famous feud and stirring shit up (a case of pot calling the kettle pink), Pink talked about the feud some more and said Christina wanted to fight her over a chair.
Pink Said She Didn’t Enjoy Making “Lady Marmalade” Because Of “Some Personalities,” Then Denied Her Comments Were A Swipe At Her Former Nemesis, Christina Aguilera
Pink has a new album and an upcoming tour to promote, so it’s time for her to do that thing where she talks some shit to assert her hard-ass persona. This time though, it was a little more thinly veiled than “Fuck Rolling Stone,” but still not a great mystery to be solved. Pink took our drama-loving all the way back to 2001 the other day when she said Lady Marmalade was her least favorite video to make due to “fuss” and “some personalities.” And as we know from tales of long ago, Pink and Christina Aguilera butted Fraggle-wigged faux high-class whore heads back in the day. Pink may or may not have heckled Christina on the Lady Marmalade set, and Christina may or may not have swung at Pink at a club. So, everyone assumed Christina was the “personality” from Pink’s recent comments. But, Pink responded to that (very logical) assumption by denying she was shading Christina.
Jennifer Lopez Confirms She Was Supposed To Kiss Madonna At The 2003 VMAs Instead Of Christina Aguilera
Now that Madonna will be ceasing her mummification treatments in preparation for a brand new tour starting this summer, perhaps she may want to bring Jennifer Lopez along to correct an egregious error. We all remember back in 2003 when Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were treated to a mouth-to-mouth session with Madonna during the MTV Video Music Awards, leading to one of the most iconic (and cringeworthy) moments in VMA history. Now, imagine if we yanked Xtina offstage and substituted her deflated cakes with J. Lo’s rotund rump because she claims she was the original choice to dance alongside Madonna.
Christina Aguilera Unfollowed Britney Spears On Instagram After Britney Body-Shamed Christina And Her Dancers In An Instagram Post (UPDATE)
Britney Spears should be joyfully celebrating the success of her and Elton John’s recent Hold Me Closer collab after she’s spent years away from music or maybe enjoying her and Sam Asghari’s honeymoon phase; but instead, she’s been shooting off her angry Instagram fingers and pushing people further away in scorched-earth fashion. First, she gave her son, Jayden James Federline, an Insta-whooping after his tell-all interview. And now, according to Page Six, she’s facing backlash and possibly reigniting an old rumored feud with Christina Aguilera by taking to Instagram yesterday to imply that Christina had “fat” backup dancers so she would look smaller by comparison on stage. Understandably, Xtina reportedly slapped that unfollow button without hesitation.