Jaden Smith Is Becoming A “Full-Time Inventor” To Save The Homeless And Waterless People Of The World
Jaden Smith‘s interview with Complex is… complex. On the one hand it’s like, this kid is so out of touch and rich; like the way he’s just genuinely fascinated by the plight of the lower-class it’s like watching Ariel brush her hair with a fork. But on the other hand, that genuine fascination leads to him to trying to do some good.
While speaking with Complex, Jaden talked about it all–his new water filtration systems, his music–and most importantly, he revealed that he is switching his profession. I wasn’t sure he had a specific profession because he seemed to be a rich kid who just acts and makes music at a whim. But no, he’s saying people used to think of him as a musician, but he now wants them to see him as an inventor. Mini Kanye speaks!
Will and Jada Smith have raised a fine young man in Jaden Smith. He’s artistic, creative, free-spirited, independent, and cares deeply about the world around him. So deeply in fact that he’s decided to tackle homelessness in America, one vegan bowl at a time. Jaden opened a pop-up food truck which served an undisclosed number of unspecified vegan food bowls for an unknown amount of time in conjunction with the release of his new album ERYS.
No, I don’t want to know what’s going on in that pic.
Will Smith appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and spoke with Jimmy Kimmel all about Aladdin where he plays
a demonic blue ghost The Genie. Since this is a celebrity interview promoting a film of course there was some casual banter about his family. Will Smith’s wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, is basically the new Oprah Winfrey with her Red Table Talk show which gets to the root of many, many topics, so Jimmy asked about it. And Will let it be known that he can’t watch it. Yeah, Will FINALLY believes in TMI.
Someone has finally gone and put together two of the greatest minds of our time. Once Twitter Philosopher, Jaden Smith. And MAGA-Brained Tree-Talker, Kanye West. These two are about to hit us with half an hour episodes of a show that will give us soooooooo much to think about… specifically because it probably won’t make any got-damn sense.
There was a time when the only hope of understanding Jaden Smith’s weirdo tweets might have come in the form of a night class offered at an adult education facility located on a planet 12,000 light years away. But not anymore! Jaden Smith is here to walk you through some of his more bizarre tweets, and there’s no risk that you’ll also be offered a free copy of Dianetics.
Now that Jada Pinkett Smith has her own Facebook show, Red Table Talks, she’s been sharing all sorts of nuggets from the Pinkett-Smith family vault. One such tidbit is that she was devastated when Jaden Smith asked to be emancipated at age 15. You see, back when he was just a little proto-humanoid, Jaden wanted to be emancipated from his overbearing parents. Can you believe those monsters wouldn’t even help him find a doctor who would perform a surgery on him that would reverse his torso so he could wear his pants backwards without actually wearing backwards pants?! Will and Jada told him “no son, if you want reverse torso surgery, you’re going to have to find a doctor to perform it yourself and pay for it out of your own elective surgery allowance!”. Parents, they just don’t understand!