Category: Tyler The Creator
The Men Took A Few Fashion Risks On The Grammys Red Carpet
While, as Michael already pointed out, Prince’s eyes are probably still rolling in their grave after Usher gave him a tribute (still better than what Usher has given to people in the past) at last night’s Grammy Awards, there was one thing that Prince could be proud of. Prince’s fashion DNA was all over the red carpet, right down to the bare asscheeks. The men were having fun at the Grammys, outshining the women with looser expressions of gender and daring accessories. Let the girly-girls like Ariana Grande have their beautiful gowns. With the exception of the Jonas Brothers, the men of the red carpet took risks that paid dividends (the Jonas bros’ bronzed blazers with wives as accessories should file for fashion bankruptcy). Sorry ladies, its the guys time to shine. We already know what boobs look like.
Billie Eilish Won Pretty Much Everything At The Grammys Last Night
The Grammys happened last night and just as negotiators suspected, the note made from cut up magazine clippings reading: “Give Cats Album of the Year or I blow the bomb!” was just a copycat-hoax. Phewf! 18-year-old Billie Eilish really took that possibly rigged shit to town, sweeping all the major categories. Catch her licking poles to taste blood in celebration. But most blessed of all is Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes didn’t have to get down to their skivvies to shamelessly get three seconds of attention. Amen!
A$AP Rocky Is Still In Jail In Sweden, Reportedly In Inhumane Conditions
A$AP Rocky was arrested last week in Sweden for a street fight he was involved in which, according to video evidence, wasn’t started by him. The Swedes arrested him anyway and now are in the process of a two-week investigation during which he’s supposed to stay in jail until it’s over. Now the Swedish Supreme Court has said that A$AP cannot get out of jail early, and sources are saying that he’s in real shit, literally.
DJ Khaled Wants To Sue Billboard Because His Album Wasn’t #1
DJ Khaled seems to be aiming for Most Entitled Shit Bag Of The Year because he’s allegedly planning a huge lawsuit against Billboard because of their charting system. You see DJ Khlaed is fuming over the unfair business practices of the chart which allows people to essentially “buy” their way to a number 1 album or single. He’s mad about it because it didn’t work for him! Khaled is saying his numbers were fudged by Billboard and he’s threatening to come for them in court.
Tyler, The Creator Totaled His Tesla Model X After Falling Asleep At The Wheel
Tyler, The Creator claims he stayed out past his bedtime and fell asleep behind the wheel of his Tesla Model X and plowed into a parked car while on his way home from a recording session. Both Tyler’s Tesla and the other car were totaled but, according to TMZ, everybody is fine. Tyler was unhurt and the owner of the other car is stoked his property was involved in a celebrity collision.
Eminem Is Sorry For Calling Tyler The Creator The F-Word On His New Album
Although to be fair, it’s also probably the same word Tyler, the Creator might hiss at someone too.
Eminem recently sat down with Sway (via Vulture) to talk about his latest album, Kamikaze. In one track titled “Fall,” Eminem – a man with a permanent shit list folded up in his pocket – takes aim at Tyler, the Creator, and uses the f-word. Eminem is now sorry about it.