Category: Halle Berry
Halle Berry Took A Swipe At Her Distant Relative, Sarah Palin
And now for something completely different…
I was today years old when I found out that Oscar-winning beauty Halle Berry is related to Sarah Palin. Now, that’s on me because apparently Halle went public with this gross factoid back in 2012––how that story didn’t make a louder toilet splash is beyond me. If you hadn’t heard about this, I’m sorry to be breaking it to you this way. But there is a little poetic justice that goes along with this, albeit 8 years later.
Tyler Perry Celebrated The Opening Of His Very Own Movie Studio
The house that Madea built comes complete with an exact replica of Madea’s actual house, which itself is just down the street from Tyler Perry Presents The White House (built to scale for a BET show called The Oval. Hopefully someone will actually watch it because that shit was expensive). That’s how rich Tyler Perry is. Over the weekend, every actor, director, and writer in Hollywood in possession of even an ounce of melanin, plus The Clintons, seemed to be in Atlanta to celebrate the grand opening of Tyler Perry Studios. Even Spike Lee, who once famously accused Tyler of “coonery buffoonery“, was there!
Someone Tried To Steal Halle Berry’s Entire House
Turkey testes taster Halle Berry had someone try to steal her house back in March. No, not her dollhouse or her greenhouse. HER HOUSE HOUSE. TMZ reports that some guy got one of her locks changed and claimed the place was his. Well, it could have been worse. Her house could have been the kind you can just load on the back of a flatbed and she could have watched it whiz by her on the 10.
Open Post: Hosted By Halle Berry Eating Turkey Balls
And I don’t mean like some kind of deep-fried processed meat treat like when someone says chicken balls. Unless those chicken balls are made up of deep-fried ground chicken testicles–then it’s the same. I mean, turkey nuts! Halle Berry and Anjelica Huston were on The Late Late Show With James Corden and they both ate some gross stuff in order to get out of answering some secrets. Ready to watch Anjelica eat bull penis and Halle scarf down some turkey balls? Okay, dive in, bon appétit.
Halle Berry Probably Got A Big New Back Tattoo
When I heard that Halle Berry might have gotten a “massive” (as Page Six called it) tattoo on her back, I said to myself Lord, Jesus someone please go perform a welfare check on her to make sure she’s not going the way of The Affleck. Like Ben, Halle’s had some ups and downs and does not have the greatest record when it comes to impulse control. But when I saw the picture Halle posted on Instagram of her new back art, I breathed a sigh of relief. It’s not so bad.
Brigitte Nielsen’s White Hot Glamour Singed The Red Carpet, And Other Looks From The Golden Globes
Cleaning crews at The Beverly Hilton are probably still vacuuming up the shards of glitter that flew off of Billy Porter when he twirled in that amazing technicolor dreamcape, and are mopping up the Fiji water that people spewed out after realizing they were in the presence of the one and only Fiji Water Girl, and are disinfecting the floor after hundreds of people shit themselves as Baroness Jamie Lee Haden-Guest (seriously, she’s a baroness) sashayed onto the red carpet and they thought, “Damn, Brigitte Nielsen is looking hot after birthing out a baby!” People probably shit out everything in their system and are going to need some probiotics to get their guts good again. I see what you did there Queen of Activia!