Natalie Portman is a serious actress and clearly we expect nothing but commitment from her, which is why some people are so mad she didn’t go all out in her new movie Lucy in the Sky and wear an adult diaper in a plot-specific scene. The nerve! And she dares to call herself an actress.
It’s looking like Judge Mathis won’t have to see the inside of a courtroom for allegedly spitting on a valet outside a Detroit restaurant, as all charges have been dropped. And people are saying it’s because the valet stopped talking to authorities. Well, that was anti-climactic.
July 2019: Scarlett Johansson provides the internet with material for years when she responds to casting criticism by defiantly claiming she should be able to play any character, even a tree. Thus subsequently making trees the butt of many, many jokes.
September 2019: All those poor trees finally catch a much-needed break when Scarlett opens her mouth and gives the world a new reason to roll their eyes. And that reason’s name is Woody Allen.
A Former Palace Police Officer Claims Prince Andrew Used To Have Girls Brought To Him By Ghislaine Maxwell
I’m sure Queen Elizabeth is now second guessing all those times the doorbell rang in the middle of the night at Buckingham Palace, and Prince Andrew would nervously shout out, “Don’t worry mumsy, tis only the pizza delivery porter! Go back to bed, and throw in those earplugs I bought you.”
Earlier this week, a model named Josh Kloss (aka the hot guy from the Teenage Dream video) accused Katy Perry of exposing his junk in front of everyone at a roller rink and enduring the controlling wrath of her PR people. (Katy’s friends defended her claiming Josh is lying.) Now another person is talking about how she allegedly can’t keep her hands to herself.