Turkey testes taster Halle Berry had someone try to steal her house back in March. No, not her dollhouse or her greenhouse. HER HOUSE HOUSE. TMZ reports that some guy got one of her locks changed and claimed the place was his. Well, it could have been worse. Her house could have been the kind you can just load on the back of a flatbed and she could have watched it whiz by her on the 10.
The cops say that one Ronald Eugene Griffin, 59, showed up at a property Halle owns in Los Angeles back in January and tried to mess with her locks. He was reportedly chased off by a gardener.
In March, Eugene returned with a locksmith and claimed he had the deed to the property. Workers called the cops to report he was trespassing. He managed to get the locksmith to change one of the locks and then called the police to accuse the workers of trespassing on his property. If there isn’t Nazi gold buried under that joint and this is some kind of heist bullshit, the cheese might have slipped off Eugene’s cracker.
The LAPD spoke to Halle who said she had no clue who her new houseguest was, and Eugene was tossed. He was arrested later and charged with “a felony count of procuring and offering a false warranty deed and an additional count of petty theft.”
His bail was set at $36,000. Halle’s had to deal with whackadoos at her house before. The following gave me the willies:
Back in 2011, she came home, walked in the kitchen and told cops, “As I opened my glass kitchen door and closed it behind me, all of a sudden I sensed someone behind me and turned to see the intruder standing less than a foot behind me, staring through my glass kitchen door.” The guy was arrested.
Most definitely these dudes are weirdos with a Halle fetish. But if it was about the house? I’d just give it to them and let them fight it out. She can probably afford 15 more mansions and once a psycho knows where to go to stare at me through my kitchen window, I’m not living there anymore.