Last night, dozens of documents in Virginia Roberts Giuffre’s 2015 defamation case against Ghislaine Maxwell were unsealed and dumped as expected. This document dump (I hate myself for typing that) is different than the one that may happen on Monday if Ghislaine’s lawyers fail to successfully appeal the judge’s decision to unseal those documents. This latest unsealing of documents shows that Ghislaine emailed with Jeffrey Epstein as recent as 2015 and that she allegedly sexually abused dozens of girls. In the documents, Virginia also named the names of those she was trafficked to including Prince Andrew, of course, and Alan Dershowitz. Why do I have a feeling that the wikiHow page on “how to safely remove your eyeballs and cleanse them in bleach” is about to get many, many, many hits?
Yesterday, Donald Trump resumed his coronavirus briefings so that whole pandemic business is solved now, thank God. However, as wonderful as it is to be able to retire the phrase #theseuncertaintimes as we resume our normal lives, yesterday’s briefing wasn’t without controversy. According to the CNN, the President went out of his way to offer well wishes to Ghislaine Maxwell who is currently jailed without bail on child sex trafficking charges. And here we thought poor Ghislaine was shivering in a cell without a friend in the world and nothing to keep her warm except a chunky blanket she hand crocheted from institutional toilet paper. Isn’t Donny a *peach?
A Florida Congressional Candidate Fell For A Joke About How Beyonce Is Really An Italian Woman Named Ann Marie Lastrassi
When it comes to politics, America reached certified WTF levels a long, long time ago. But KW Miller, a congressional candidate from Florida (WHERE ELSE?!), took things to new levels by going off on a Twitter rant about Beyonce’s liberal agenda and accused her of really being an Italian woman named Ann Marie Lastrassi. That conspiracy theory was born on Twitter and it was just a joke invented to bring attention to the police-killing of Breonna Taylor. Yes, this is where we’re at in the world.
Clive Owen is probably going to want to keep his schedule open. I’ve got a feeling he’ll be needed just as soon as someone decides to make a prestige TV show about the Jeffrey Epstein case. Because the part of Bill Clinton just got that much bigger, thanks to a new allegation that Slick stuck his Willy in Jeffrey’s partner and alleged chief recruiting officer, Ghislaine Maxwell, sometime in the mid-2000s. Of course, Bill’s rep is denying it all.
The house that Madea built comes complete with an exact replica of Madea’s actual house, which itself is just down the street from Tyler Perry Presents The White House (built to scale for a BET show called The Oval. Hopefully someone will actually watch it because that shit was expensive). That’s how rich Tyler Perry is. Over the weekend, every actor, director, and writer in Hollywood in possession of even an ounce of melanin, plus The Clintons, seemed to be in Atlanta to celebrate the grand opening of Tyler Perry Studios. Even Spike Lee, who once famously accused Tyler of “coonery buffoonery“, was there!
Many people have spent the past few days saying Donald Trump’s name over and over (sometimes with as much pissed-off energy as a human body can summon). Mariah Carey might be feeling that sentiment, but she certainly isn’t letting the words “President Trump” come from her. Because Mariah recently let it be known that Trump isn’t her President.