And now for something completely different…
I was today years old when I found out that Oscar-winning beauty Halle Berry is related to Sarah Palin. Now, that’s on me because apparently Halle went public with this gross factoid back in 2012––how that story didn’t make a louder toilet splash is beyond me. If you hadn’t heard about this, I’m sorry to be breaking it to you this way. But there is a little poetic justice that goes along with this, albeit 8 years later.
Bristol Palin has proved that even coming from a family as stable as hers and being on a show as classy as Teen Mom OG does not guarantee that true love will last through the ages. As the mother of three and abstinence promoter has broken up with her freshly divorced boyfriend of a few months Janson Moore. The Palins are treating true love like a baby elk and just murdering the shit out of it.
Us Weekly reports that Bristol Palin announced on Instagram that she has quit the show she never belonged on in the first place. Pour out some Highmark Nickel Back Apple Jack… …down your throat–and get ready to drive some snowmobiles and fight with each other! It’s gonna be a true Alaskan goodbye!
Technically, once you enter your 20s you can’t be considered a “teen mom” anymore. At that point you’re just a lady with kids. However, because reality TV is life, MTV’s Teen Mom OG still comes on and Bristol Palin, America’s Sweetheart, is one of its cast members and reportedly getting a $250,000 check for it. Apparently, she has an issue with how she’s being portrayed and has taken to her Instagram page to let y’all hoes know that what y’all see is NOT reality, kind of how that picture above looks like it’s of an animatronic Soleil Moon Frye when it’s really Bristol Palin.
Alaskan spawning salmon Bristol Palin is joining the cast of MTV’s Teen Mom OG for their upcoming eighth season. Despite Bristol not being a teen (she’s 27) or an original member of the 16 and Pregnant/Teen Mom cast, she’ll be front and center on MTV’s long-running reality show about the lives and loves of surly young women, their dumb and/or beleaguered sperm donors, and their unfortunate children. And she’s being paid $250K for the privilege! That’s a lot of bail money to cover the aftermath of the Palin family’s next drunk-ass snowmobile hoedown. Continue reading
MTV knows that the best way to get over losing one extremely messy attention-loving former teen mom is to replace her with an equally-messy attention-loving former teen mom. And lucky for them that Bristol Palin answered her phone when they called! No, really – she’s probably spent the past month screening her calls so she doesn’t have to listen to her mom whine about getting tricked by Borat.