A couple of months ago Shia LaBeouf was spotted flashing a giant chest tattoo. A backward Affleck, if you will. At the time, no one was sure if it was an actual tattoo or just Hollywood makeup magic. Now, sadly, we have confirmation that the eyesore is 100% real, and Shia got it for an upcoming gangster movie titled The Tax Collector. Continue reading
“From back to crack” -what Cardi B said when asked where she’d like her brand new tattoo. Well, the tattoo artist complied, and did her one better by stretching that shit all the way down the back of her thigh. After months of hard (and likely very painful) work, Cardi was ready to show off her finally completed masterpiece. And if you’re expecting something minimalist or demure, you’re on the wrong Instagram page.
I know you’ve all been wondering how former streetwear model and offspring-of-beautiful-people, Presley Gerber (son of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber), has been coping throughout this global pandemic. Times are tough, but you’ll be relieved to know that your boy is keeping busy: shooting some hoops, engaging with his idiotic loyal followers, and taking another much-needed trip to the tattoo chair.
Shia LaBeouf has been the cause of much embarrassment over the years. Between his Vegas wedding with Mia Goth that was live streamed on TMZ, cringey performance art projects, drunken rants ending in his arrest, and me somehow still thinking I would, Shia has caused more embarrassment to himself and others, than an accidental wet fart in a crowded elevator. But at least his tattoos were unremarkable. Well, not anymore! According to Page Six, Shia is back together with his ex Mia, and recently, showed off his extensive chest tattoos while the two were out exercising (with smoke breaks for Shia) in Pasadena, CA. The good news is he hasn’t tattooed his face (yet). The bad news is that Shia might be a Juggalo now. Or maybe that’s the good news! I don’t know, nothing makes sense in this world anymore.
Privileged white boys getting face tattoos. So in right now! Aaron Carter making scary decisions. Also so in right now. So, obviously, Aaron, who already has a few questionable tats on the ol’ visage, made the wise decision to add to the collection. This time, he got his girlfriend’s name inscribed above his eyebrow. Melanie.
Moby’s a vegan, or haven’t you heard? He’s literally spelled it out for you. Back in October Moby got “VEGAN FOR LIFE” tattooed on his neck. Then a month later he got fellow vegan Kat Von D to outline the words “ANIMAL RIGHTS” on his forearms, and the month after that, he got those letters filled in. At some point he added a little chicken scratch cross on his face into the mix. And this week, Moby’s showing off his latest acquisition. All of his recent tattoos are text (save the little cross) which makes me wonder if Moby’s working on a second volume of his memoirs only this time he’s self publishing. I know they say don’t judge a book by its cover, but what if the inside is literally full of shit (and blood, guts and bones)?