Now that the election is finally over and Donald Trump has been defeated, it’s time for us to turn our energy towards an ever greater threat to the fabric of this nation— Eva Longoria. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the former Desperate Housewives star, and apparently, political commentator, has drawn ire after claiming that yes, Black women played an important role in this election, BUT… “Latina women were the real heroines here.” I’m sure this isn’t the first time, or the last, that a big juicy but has gotten Eva in trouble.
Gina Rodriguez found out that her saying the N-word, in any context even while rapping to a Fugees song, isn’t a good idea, and neither is giving a shitty and smug apology where you look like you’re pissed about having to apologize for saying the N-word and play the always popular “I’m sorry you were offended” move. Although, Gina is almost black herself so maybe we’re being too harsh? But since her first apology came off about as sincere as someone who had a gun held to their head, and since Gina wants to keep her career, she’s now trying it again.
Gina Rodriguez Posted A Video Of Herself Rapping The N-Word, Which Was Received About As Well As You Can Imagine
Jane the Virgin was never at risk of getting cancelled, but it looks like the same can’t be said Gina Rodriguez. Gina Rodriguez has gotten the kind of attention today that has no doubt made her publicist want to fake a cough loud enough so everyone in the office can hear, and call in “sick” for the rest of the week. And even if that cough is just them saying the words, “Cough cough,” I think everyone would understand.
Gina Rodriquez, also known as the actress we only know as “Jane The Virgin” and daughter of a dark-skinned daddy, has gotten hitched to her ripped ass boyfriend of two years Joe LoCicero a couple of days ago on May 4. And even though she got married on May 4th (International Star Wars Day) and Chewbacca just died, she did not have a Star Wars themed wedding. Rude and wrong.
So you’ve got a movie coming out. Time to pick out an outfit for the premiere, get a pedicure, and ruffle the feathers of a marginalized community. Now, I hear you, “but I AM part of a marginalized community”. Well boo fucking hoo, it doesn’t matter! Now go get yourself dragged up and down Twitter! Gina Rodriguez is the latest celebrity to find herself on the back foot after being accused of having a history of espousing anti-black sentiment. And when she finally took steps to address the backlash head-on, many people felt she gave a masterclass on Performative Tears For The Stage And Screen.
Cleaning crews at The Beverly Hilton are probably still vacuuming up the shards of glitter that flew off of Billy Porter when he twirled in that amazing technicolor dreamcape, and are mopping up the Fiji water that people spewed out after realizing they were in the presence of the one and only Fiji Water Girl, and are disinfecting the floor after hundreds of people shit themselves as Baroness Jamie Lee Haden-Guest (seriously, she’s a baroness) sashayed onto the red carpet and they thought, “Damn, Brigitte Nielsen is looking hot after birthing out a baby!” People probably shit out everything in their system and are going to need some probiotics to get their guts good again. I see what you did there Queen of Activia!