Since society now insists on spiraling more backward as each day passes, it would be nice if we could at least replicate some of the pleasantries of the past; like the feeling of your mom letting you get a Nerds Rope AND a box of Raisinets in the check-out line of Blockbuster after scoring the last copy of The Mask on a Friday night. But sorry, the best we’ve got is RadioShack creeping back into our lives with skanky tweets to sell imaginary money to wannabe finance bros who’ve never seen a female breast in person before. The other day, RadioShack’s Twitter page went viral after it tweeted, “If you find a squirter marry her.” No, RadioShack’s Twitter wasn’t hacked, this is their current strategy of pandering to their new target audience since internet marketer, Tai Lopez, bought the flailing company and decided that what the world was missing was another place to buy crypto.
The house that Madea built comes complete with an exact replica of Madea’s actual house, which itself is just down the street from Tyler Perry Presents The White House (built to scale for a BET show called The Oval. Hopefully someone will actually watch it because that shit was expensive). That’s how rich Tyler Perry is. Over the weekend, every actor, director, and writer in Hollywood in possession of even an ounce of melanin, plus The Clintons, seemed to be in Atlanta to celebrate the grand opening of Tyler Perry Studios. Even Spike Lee, who once famously accused Tyler of “coonery buffoonery“, was there!