Earlier this week, Bill Hader’s rep confirmed that he and Ali Wong were back together after briefly dating and splitting last year. This relationship update was shared right around the time people were calling for a boycott of Ali’s Netflix show, Beef, over star David Choe’s 2014 confession that he sexually assaulted a massage therapist. Coincidence? Or the Hollywood PR machine’s attempt to distract the masses with a fluffy new celebrity romance (while simultaneously promoting the new season of Bill’s Barry). Either way, Bill and Ali are out there, baby, and, yesterday, Page Six published PDA-filled pap photos of the new couple. David Choe who?
Last December, it was reported that comedians Bill Hader and Ali Wong were a thing for a few months before breaking up. They supposedly broke up because both were “super busy.” But I guess their schedules are now clear enough for them to start boning each other again.
Here’s a little nugget, or should I say big nugget, for your Hump Day. If you ever clocked Bill Hader’s sixhead and thought, “Yup, BDE,” then you were correct. That’s what his ex Rachel Bilson says anyway and she jokes (or was it a joke?!) that she still misses it. Although the two of them haven’t been a couple since the beginning of 2020, Rachel is still dickmatized and when asked if she misses Bill himself Rachel admits that Bill’s cool, but his bulging billy club is the real reason she cries salty tears into the wee hours of the morning.
At the beginning of 2022, it was reported that Bill Hader and Anna Kendrick were a thing. Apparently, these two had secretly dated for more than a year during the pandemic. Now, just five months later, a source has informed Entertainment Tonight that the couple is over. Welp, I’m not surprised. Just look at their body language in the above photo. Turned away from each other. Not even in the same place, spiritually, emotionally, physically. They were doomed! Continue reading
Watch out, Justin Long and Kate Bosworth! Anna Kendrick and Bill Hader are coming for your “Most Rando Couple 2021/2022” title. That’s right, Pitch Perfect and Barry are banging, and a source tells People that it’s been going on for more than a year. But don’t expect 43-year-old Bill and 36-year-old Anna to confirm things any time soon. Apparently, they’re both “very private people.” Awww, now I feel bad for even writing about them. Or watching their movies and TV shows. Everyone, shield your eyes! Continue reading
For those of you who forgot that Bill Hader and Rachel Bilson are a thing, I’m here to remind you that they WERE and the emphasis on the WERE since they apparently broke up. Bill Hader is 42 and Rachel Bilson is 38 so maybe the universe threw a lightning bolt to their union after thinking, “Wait, a 40-something Hollywood dude is not dating a 19-year-old Instagram model? This is unnatural and not right. End it! End it!”