Category: John Legend

Chrissy Teigen Is Pregnant Again

August 4, 2022 / Posted by:

After it was revealed that chronic social media over-sharer, Chrissy Teigen, had also been an evil cyberbully/troll over several years and to several people including Michael Costello, Courtney Stodden, and Lindsay Lohan (see: here, here, and here); it was a relief for this divided nation in the throes of an unprecedented pandemic to have one person that we all could root against and agree sucked hard. She apologized for being evil and then for a while alternated between staying off social media and tiptoeing back in just to remind us all that she existed. Then in September 2020, when she announced that at 20 weeks pregnant she gave birth to and lost the baby she had been carrying. Chrissy also shared that she and her husband, John Legend, had named the child Jack. Since then, she’s stayed mostly controversy-free and mostly under-the-radar, up until yesterday when she took to Instagram to share that 22 months after losing Jack, she’s pregnant again after undergoing IVF treatments.

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BREAKING: Chrissy Teigen Discovered That You Can Wear Comfortable Clothes All The Time

January 30, 2022 / Posted by:

After completing what appears to be a successful brow transplant, Chrissy Teigen is back to overshare her latest groundbreaking transformation. May I shock you? She’s getting rid of high heels. Yes, Ms. Teigen announced on Instagram that she will be throwing away her collection of heels as they are a sexist symbol designed to entertain the male gaze and to wear them would be implicitly supporting the patriarchy. Kidding! She just realized she can actually wear comfortable shoes more often.

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Chrissy Teigen Hosted An Elaborate “Squid Game” Party For Her Wealthy Friends

November 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Chrissy Teigen has given up her trollish ways and redoubled her efforts to solidify her online persona as #FunQueen, #RelatableQueen! She’s a #EmotionalAbuserOfVulerableTeensQueen no more! According to Gawker, Chrissy threw an elaborate party inspired by the hit Netflix show Squid Game where all her rich and beautiful friends gathered for an “absolutely epic night” of poverty cosplay which Chrissy presided over while dressed as Robot Girl, proving she really has learned from her recent “cancellation.” Chrissy’s one of us, one of the regular people! The VIP masks she and husband John Legend usually wear are exclusively for phones-collected-at-the-door, officially sanctioned Illuminati events only. She understands that now.

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Kanye West Made A Podcast Appearance And Wow He Seems To Be Doing Great

November 5, 2021 / Posted by:

In case the cult robes, rubber masks, shaved eyebrows and low company he’s been keeping haven’t clued you in yet, Kanye “Ye” West continues to do his thing completely unhampered by reason, tact, or Kris Jenner. Surrounding himself with a cadre of yes men (No yes girls allowed!), Kanye recently appeared on the Drink Champs podcast to talk about a few of his favorite things — Drake, Donald Trump, his wife’s sex life, his “$9 billion,” and his own special blend of alternative facts, illogical conclusions, and delusions of grandeur. So, you’ve been warned. Beware all Ye who enter here!

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Harry Styles As Dorothy Gale, And More Celebrity Halloween Costumes

November 1, 2021 / Posted by:

Just because we’re still in the middle of a pandemic and Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween party didn’t happen for the second year in a row, doesn’t mean that the other celebrities won’t get together and tear shit up for attention. Much like a drag queen, if a celebrity isn’t working Halloween they are losing money! Harry Styles’ tour took him to Madison Square Garden in NYC on Halloween, and he decided to get festive by dressing up as a hobo hipster who just so happened to find a Dorothy Gale costume in the dumpster.

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Chrissy Teigen Says She And John Legend Had Sex At The Democratic National Convention

March 26, 2021 / Posted by:

And here you were thinking that Chrissy Teigen’s retirement from Twitter meant the end of such over-sharing. No, as long as Instagram, TikTok, magazines, and talk shows exist. We will still hear the kind of stories that will make John Legend say, “No! Why did you have to tell THAT one? You didn’t have a funny story about getting food poisoning from a $5,000 cheeseburger or something?” Well, Chrissy has talked about having sex in public with John before, and she did it again while avoiding eating bull penis on The Late Late Show with James Corden last night.

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