Category: Drake

Drake Is Selling His Beverly Hills Mansion For $88 Million And Reportedly Has No Plans To Buy Another Place In The US

May 5, 2023 / Posted by:

Drake‘s past year has been replete with babysitting potential lollipop lovers, whipping Taylor Swift‘s fans into a pumpkin spice-fueled frenzy, AND trolling his nemesis Kanye West with audio clips of Kim Kardashian on a song we’ve already forgotten. In other words, Drake is TIRED. It takes a lot of energy to become the corniest villain in the rap game, but Drake does so with much aplomb. However, now that he’s left a barren path of scorched earth in the wake of his dastardly dork behavior, he realizes that his time in America may be at an end. So he’s putting his sprawling $88 million Honeycomb Hideout in Beverly Hills up for sale with no plans to buy a place in the US in the near future.

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Drake Used A Kim Kardashian Look-Alike For On The Cover Of His Single

April 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Drake recently turned his feud with Kanye West back to “Promo” mode, as he has an overpriced tour with 21 Savage to promote. The 36-year-old rapper (he’s that grown?! Coulda fooled me!) recently decided to slap at Kanye through his song Search & Rescue by sampling Ye’s ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, talking about divorcing his ass in her show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Well, now Drake is leveling his promotional content trolling up a notch, and he hired a Kim K “look-alike” to flounce about with him in motorcycle helmets for the single’s cover.

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Drake Previewed A New Track Using A Sample Of Kim Kardashian’s Decision To Divorce Kanye West

April 3, 2023 / Posted by:

Drake has taken some time out of his busy schedule of price-gouging tour tickets and getting face tattoos to potentially re-ignite his long-standing feud with Kanye West. In his new track, Rescue Me, Drizzy breaks out his lyrical Prozac of a voice to coo about how he’s tired of being in the club and he wants love…blah blah Zzzzzz. But instead of being his own miserable company, he placed a sample of Kim Kardashian‘s conversation about wanting a divorce from Kanye on the track as well, in hopes that this will serve as Kanye’s invitation to his pity party.

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Drake Fans Are Pissed Over The Ticket Prices For His Tour With 21 Savage

March 16, 2023 / Posted by:

Add another group of angry fans to the list of people who are shocked that late-stage capitalism has led to a monopoly over ticket sales and thus an ability to over-charge for concert tickets. But Taylor Swift‘s ticket snafu already led to Senate hearings, so the Drake fans will just have to be mad about it with no major political recompense. Fans are pissed that ticket prices for Drake’s new tour with 21 Savage are as much as $1000 a pop. I mean, this makes sense to me even outside of monopolistic corruption because Drake didn’t pay for that hideous multi-million-dollar mansion of his by charging two dollars for tickets and merchandise!

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Drake Regrets Calling Out Some Of His Ex-Girlfriends By Name In His Music

March 2, 2023 / Posted by:

With each passing day Drake inches closer to the inevitable conclusion of God’s Plan — Death. As do we all. However, God apparently has a thing for corny Canadian rappers who’ve somehow managed to overcome the odds and learned to walk again, so he rewarded Drake with endless wealth and, in his golden years, the gift of self-reflection. And so, in accordance with God’s Plan, at 36, Drake tells Lil Yachty for FUTUREMOOD’s A Moody Conversation series that he’s “kind of introducing the concept in my mind of a graceful exit.” From music, from music! And looking back on his storied career (in music, in music!) from the vantage of maturity and growth, he expressed some regret about the blatant misogyny evident in much of his work. Well, OK, not exactly. But he did say, “maybe I coulda done without, like, shitting on people for age or disrupting somebody’s life” by name-dropping his exes on wax.

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Open Post: Hosted By Drake Talking About How He Disguised Himself As An Old Man To Go To His Friend’s Court Hearing Without Being Recognized

February 28, 2023 / Posted by:

During a video interview with Lil Yachty, published on the FUTUREMOOD YouTube channel last Friday, Drake spilled the tea on how he endured three hours of prosthetics just to support a friend who had to appear in a court hearing. Take notes, Sacha Baron Cohen. This doesn’t come as a surprise since Drake has a long history of cringe rich people antics, like making a necklace of unused engagement rings, buying friends luxury toilets, and, worst of all, taking Julia Fox on a date. Thoughts and prayers go out to anyone who still takes this man seriously.

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