Kanye West Made A Podcast Appearance And Wow He Seems To Be Doing Great

November 5, 2021 / Posted by:

In case the cult robes, rubber masks, shaved eyebrows and low company he’s been keeping haven’t clued you in yet, Kanye “Ye” West continues to do his thing completely unhampered by reason, tact, or Kris Jenner. Surrounding himself with a cadre of yes men (No yes girls allowed!), Kanye recently appeared on the Drink Champs podcast to talk about a few of his favorite things — Drake, Donald Trump, his wife’s sex life, his “$9 billion,” and his own special blend of alternative facts, illogical conclusions, and delusions of grandeur. So, you’ve been warned. Beware all Ye who enter here!

Kanye hasn’t really spoken directly about his beliefs since last year when he was running for president. That’s when we found out he is anti-abortion, anti-vaxx, and anti-Harriet Tubman but pro-Trump, pro-God, and pro-foundly dumb. And it seems none of those things has changed. According to The Daily Beast (not to be confused with the “mark of the beast,” that’s what you get when you’re vaccinated against COVID-19!):

Late Thursday night, musician and entrepreneur Kanye West—or “Ye,” as he would like to be called now—conducted his first talk since his split from wife Kim Kardashian, joining rapper Noreaga and DJ EFN for a chat on Drink Champs, a podcast that also airs on Diddy’s Revolt.

West seemed to be in good spirits, sipping on Hennessy and Hibiki, and even sparking up a joint. When asked whether he’d ever appear on Verzuz, he joked, “Oh, absolutely—but I would need about like four people to go against me at one time.” And, when pressed on whether he’d knock out Drake on Verzuz, he cracked, “I’m winning every situation.”

As far as his ongoing beef with Drake goes, West described how “Drake don’t do an outright diss song… he’s going to set it up like war.”

“He gonna do stuff like live five blocks down the right from you,” he continued. “He gonna go and DM every single girl in your family, every single girl around your family, all your niggas’ girls.”

Five blocks down? Try inside the house. Drake has set up shop inside Kanye’s cranium and is blasting the Original Broadway Cast Album of Rent at full volume at all hours of the night and day. Kanye went say that he confronted Drake about his lyrics that were supposedly about fucking his wife Kim Kardashian on a group text thread that included Kid Cudi, Pusha T, Jay-Z, Travis Scott, and Kim, therefore also Kris who was for sure looking over her shoulder.

“One of the lines I said that was legend was, ‘I’m worth more than all of y’all on this text combined,’” West recalled messaging. Then, he said that he confronted Drake via the group text, sharing, “I had this conversation with Drake that’s like, ‘I never fucked Kim,’ but I was like, ‘But you acted like you did… Did you ever DM her? Everything else around it—you know, ’cause it ain’t about just the actual act of it.”

So it sounds like Ye would love to see Drake get canceled but as for his new pals Marylin Manson on DaBaby, they were treated unfairly by the #metoo movement.

“All the #Me Too—like, when I sit next to Marilyn Manson and DaBaby, right after both of them got canceled, for five songs, you know, it’s like they can’t cancel a song,” said West. “They’ll hit you with the accusations or somebody who you was with 10 years ago. And also, there’s women who’ve been through very serious things, pulled in alleys against they will—that’s different than a hug, but it’s classified as the same thing. It’s power and politics. You know, power-hungry maniacs and just control. This is 1984 mind-control we’re in.”

Absolutely ludicrous. There’s no way Kanye’s read! Least of all 1984. There are no pictures (of him) in it! If he had, he might not think that Shakespeare “created 30 percent of our language.” Kanye also said he had to fly through Portugal to get to Paris recently because he’s not fully vaccinated. He only got one of the shots, so I’m half-ccinated.

There was a lot more, of course, including West claiming he was “shadow banned” on Twitter during his brief presidential run, despite Jack Dorsey’s personal assurances that he was not; that he’s “bought 1,200 living sheep,” making him some sort of literal shepherd; that he’s worth $9 billion; that walking around with his new haircut is “harder than wearing a Trump hat”; he pushed the bizarre right-wing lie that Margaret Sanger pushed birth control in order to limit the Black population (in reality, she worked closely with Black community leaders and was praised by Martin Luther King Jr. and his wife, Coretta) [and] came out against abortion (again).

Of Donald Trump, he said “I still got a red hat on today. I’ll let y’all know that. I might not got it on, but I’ll let y’all know where I stand,” which is apparently as far away from Big Sean and John Legend as he can get. He’s mad at them, both former G.O.O.D. Music artists, for not supporting his presidential bid. According to GQ:

“I already decided that when I die on my tombstone it’s going to say, ‘I deserve to be here because I signed Big Sean,’” West said to a few laughs, but mostly audible shock. “The worst thing I’ve ever done was sign Big Sean.”

Eventually, Kanye explained that he felt both Sean and John Legend “got used quick by the Democrats to come at their boy that actually changed their lives,” and he was upset they didn’t support his ill-fated bid for the presidency. Sean celebrated Joe Biden’s win in Michigan, while Legend performed at his campaign rallies and inaugural celebration.

Perhaps most chilling, Kanye indicated that he wants to get back together with Kim, insisting “She’s still my wife.” While that technically may be true, I’m pretty sure she proposed to Pete Davidson that at day Knott’s Scary Farm and he said “yes.” Of course, what she proposed was a stunting contract and instead of a ring she got down on both knees and presented him with one of his own signature dildos. But either way, it sounds as if Kanye refuses to recognize the union.

SNL making my wife say ‘I divorced him’ on TV because they just wanted to get that bar off. I’ve never even seen the papers. We’re not even divorced,” West said on Drink Champs. “My kids want their parents to stay together. I want us to be together.”

The podcast episode is 2.5 fucking hours long and I know you won’t be watching all that, so here’s a peek into the mind of America’s first, best, and last Ye née Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West.

I’d love for him to team up with Insane Clown Posse to record Miracles 2: Braids, How Do They Work? Because Ye really puts the IC in ICP.

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