Tamar Braxton has built a career off of the messy shit that comes out of her mouth, and that’s because her verbal diarrhea is usually pretty funny. But sometimes she ends up expressing something truly stupid. This week was one of those times. Tamar believed she had cracked some kind of secret code of undercover gay men, and hopped on Instagram with the detailed evidence of the alleged proof of her theory. Surprise! It backfired on her, and she quickly returned to Instagram to apologize.
Back in July, rapper A$AP Rocky found himself in a Swedish jail after getting arrested for a street fight. He spent one month in jail, the conditions of which could allegedly be described as “inhumane.” As it turns out, it was more inhumane that we thought. Terrible food. Dirty toilets. And not a single cell phone which A$AP could use to text the words, “Hey girl WYD?”
Tiffany Haddish recently dug deep into her hookup past and revealed that she once did it with rapper Chingy. Apparently when Chingy sang about inviting a lady to come roll with him in “One Call Away,” Tiffany was like “Yeah sure, what’s your number?” The only problem is, Chingy says that he never got with Tiffany back in the day, and called her a liar. Chingy should know by now that Tiffany will call you out every time, because she fired back that, yes, she did fuck Chingy.
Are you a lady who dreams of butterflies in your stomach as you stare into Ansel Elgort’s eyes, but without the risk of it leading to a sweaty Ansel asking “Yo girl, pass me a kleenex?” from the left side of a floor-based mattress? Well are you ever in luck, because Ansel Elgort is looking for non-sexual love. The only thing is, he’s also currently in love with his high school sweetheart, Violetta Komyshan. But Ansel has a solution, and it involves non-sexual polyamory.
It’s turning into the week of tell-alls telling all about Ashton Kutcher’s life behind closed doors. Yesterday it was Nico Tortorella calling out Ashton in their tell-all Space Between, about a coke-related bathroom incident in 2009. Today it’s Demi Moore calling out Ashton in her tell-all Inside Out, about various third-party bedroom incidents in the late 2000s. And as you have already gleaned from that title, she doesn’t exactly consider her memories of those three-ways to be happy ones.
There are definitely people who will zoom in CSI-style on the crotch folds of Orlando Bloom’s trousers, hoping to be able to call him a liar. But save your time! Orlando swears that no matter what you think, or what you think you remember from those paddle boarding pictures, it’s not that big.