Chrissy Teigen Posts An Eyebrow Transplant Update To Instagram
Update on Chrissy Teigen Eyebrow Situation 2021! To recap: Chrissy, a victim of the ’90s overpluck, got an eyebrow transplant last month. It’s actual hair transplant surgery; doctors took hairs from the back of her head and used them to create new brows. Chrissy posted the immediate results to her Instagram Stories, and that shit was a little Groucho. But five weeks into the healing process her original transplanted brow hairs have fallen out and new ones have grown in (that’s what’s supposed to happen). And since the Earth is round, water is wet, and the sky is blue, Chrissy posted an update on Instagram.
Here’s Chrissy’s short silent film showing off her new brow hairs:
One person commented, “Thanks for posting this! It’s nice to see and know about the healing process!” Chrissy replied, “Kill yourself, bitch.” JK, she wrote: “I had a really good experience! was super lucky. gonna be a long time for the final, full result though!”
After she posted about the initial transplant, Chrissy got some shit from social media users and outlets like The Daily Mail. Lots of “read the (poor, pandemic) room, you rich, self-obsessed biotch!” You know, the Chrissy Special. Instead of ignoring the haters like she usually does (snort), Chrissy posted a screenshot of the Daily Mail piece and wrote:
WHY are people so riled up over any little thing I do? You’re gonna give yourselves a heart attack
Chrissy’s new brows look OK to me. They go well with her sucked-out cheeks, liposuctioned/Botoxed armpits, and swollen mouth. Hmmm… I wonder if she gets a discount on her procedures after she posts about them on Instagram. If she does, I actually respect her more.