Category: Barack Obama
Erykah Badu Apologized For Being A “Terrible Guest” At Barack Obama’s 60th Birthday Party
Barack Obama, had his 60th birthday party last Saturday at his 29-acre home in Martha’s Vineyard. The event was scaled back to a modest 200 insanely rich and famous people because of Covid and the optics of a liberal former-President hosting a huge, maskless party amid a pandemic. People in attendance included the likes of Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Gabrielle Union, Tom Hanks (who hopefully hadn’t been around Chet in a few days), and Stephen Colbert. Also on the guestlist was one Erykah Badu who always brings her own essence to any situation–partly because she may travel with incense made of her own panties. And Erykah found herself doing what a lot of us have done after a wild night out. She apologized for acting a mess. Eryka took to Twitter to apologize to the Obamas for being a “terrible guest.” Luckily what she was referencing was posting video from the party and not ensorcelling the entire guest list with her magical vagine.
Barack Obama Celebrated His 60th Birthday At His Martha’s Vineyard Estate With A Bunch Of Celebrities
Barack Obama turned 60 on August 4th, and he threw a big celebrity-filled birthday party at his Martha’s Vineyard estate on Saturday night. It’s unclear how many guests there were; People says it was an “intimate” soirée with just 200 “family members and close friends,” but TMZ claims there “appeared to be several hundred party revelers.” And that was the downsized version! Last week Obama’s spokesperson announced that the party was being scaled back and some guests were uninvited last minute due to the recent rise of the Delta variant. And while the event was technically outdoors (in a massive tent) and masks were provided, it looks like most of the guests partied with mouths exposed. All the better to schmooze with, Mr. President! Continue reading
Chrissy Teigen Says She And John Legend Had Sex At The Democratic National Convention
And here you were thinking that Chrissy Teigen’s retirement from Twitter meant the end of such over-sharing. No, as long as Instagram, TikTok, magazines, and talk shows exist. We will still hear the kind of stories that will make John Legend say, “No! Why did you have to tell THAT one? You didn’t have a funny story about getting food poisoning from a $5,000 cheeseburger or something?” Well, Chrissy has talked about having sex in public with John before, and she did it again while avoiding eating bull penis on The Late Late Show with James Corden last night.
Bruce Springsteen Pled Guilty To Public Drinking And His DWI Charge Was Dropped
Back in November, Bruce Springsteen was arrested in a park just minutes from his home in Colts Neck, New Jersey, and charged with DWI, reckless driving, and consuming alcohol in a closed area. Apparently, 71-year-old Bruce was driving his motorcycle around a national park, stopped to take photos with fans, and did two shots of tequila with them. Even though his blood-alcohol level was just 0.02 (super legal), the arresting officers said he was glassy-eyed and swaying. Great concert behavior, bad driving behavior.
At his virtual arraignment this morning, Bruce pled guilty to drinking alcohol in a restricted area, admitting, “I had two small shots of tequila.” But the DWI and reckless driving charges were dropped after prosecutors said they didn’t think they could “sustain their burden of proof.” Meaning they couldn’t Prove (It All Night) that the Boss was drunk driving. Continue reading
The Obamas Are Producing A Comedy For Netflix About The 2016 Presidential Transition
Oh joy. A “part-documentary, part-comedy sketch” show on Netflix “based on the chaotic transition of power when Donald Trump became president” produced by Barack and Michelle Obama. We may all still be clenched tighter than Melania Trump’s face in a sandstorm, bracing for whatever Donald might do in his final desperate hours, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t ready to share a gentle guffaw with the Obamas about one of the most painful periods in recent American history. It’s called The G Word I’m already LOL’ing as we speak! (that’s Letting Out a Long anguished guttural moan while experiencing nervous diarrhea and conflicting emotions about not knowing what’s “funny” anymore)
Taylor Swift Slams Donald Trump For “Dismantling Of USPS”
Ever since that Netflix documentary, “Miss Americana”, where Taylor Swift finally decided to join the rest of the pop music world and voice an opinion about the horrible state of the country ever since Donald Trump took over, she has been dragging his expired foundation-covered ass (which probably isn’t easy when your dad is ~allegedly~ a Trump-supporting Republican). Yesterday, Taylor took another swipe at Trump in a series of tweets calling him out for trying to steal the election and his continued attack on the US Postal Service. Expect Trump to call her a “Tayloser” who is not that hot and a has-been in 3..2…