Category: Donald Trump

The Village People Hit Donald Trump With A Cease And Desist For Using Lookalikes Of The Group During An Event At Mar-A-Lago

May 16, 2023 / Posted by:

Normally, songs by The Village People are equated with drunken receptions and overall good times. Unfortunately, Donald Trump, who wouldn’t know a good time if it bit him on the ass (right Stormy Daniels?), has taken the sacred disco hymn known as Macho Man and turned it into a battle cry during his get-togethers as the un-happiest place on Earth; Mar-a-Lago. This isn’t the first time Don Cheeto has used the Village People’s music to rile up his rhythmless nation of MAGA morons. And now Victor Willis, lead singer of the Village People (seen above in police drag while performing with the real group), is sending a cease and desist letter over a recent performance at Mar-A-Lago that featured fake Village People.

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Anderson Cooper Is Facing Backlash After His Comments Following Donald Trump’s Town Hall On CNN

May 12, 2023 / Posted by:

Much like Mr. Hankey from South Park, Donald Trump has re-emerged from the depths of whatever toilet he’s been residing in to ruin all of our days. Well, more like ruin all of our lives since he still reeeeally wants to be your president once again. So in an attempt to make sure he riles up his basket of deplorables ahead of Presidential campaign season, CNN decided to give him a town hall with his fanatics. That decision didn’t go over well. And in a move toward “HUH?”, CNN’s former giggle monster Anderson Cooper defended his network’s decision to give a platform to “the front-runner for the Republican nominee for President.” That also didn’t go over well.

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Searches for Stormy Daniels’ Content On Pornhub Have Skyrocketed Since Donald Trump’s Arrest

April 5, 2023 / Posted by:

Since Donald Trump was indicted on 34 counts of falsifying business records and was taken in to get his teeny, tiny fingerprints taken yesterday, Americans have been handling this historical event in a few different ways. Some Trump supporters crowded the NYC courthouse and Trump Tower to protest his arrest; some showed up to counter-protest; and many stayed home to process this all in another way: taking to Pornhub to see if Stormy Daniels’ downstairs was worth $130,000 and potential jail time. According to TMZ, Stormy–who’s already making a ton from her “Team Stormymerch— is also dominating Pornhub during all of this.

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Chris Rock Says That Arresting Trump Is Like Arresting Tupac, It’ll Only Make Him Bigger

March 21, 2023 / Posted by:

On Saturday, Donald Trump went back on his bullshit (granted, he never really stopped) and took to his social media platform to say in all caps that he “WILL BE ARRESTED ON TUESDAY OF NEXT WEEK.” Trump was talking about today, and so far, he hasn’t been arrested. Of all the shit he’s done, who would’ve thought the thing that would land him in hot water was having sex with Stormy Daniels. So while people were prepping for their “Donald Trump is getting arrested” pre-game party, Chris Rock brought up Trump’s possible arrest while paying tribute to Adam Sandler during the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor at the Kennedy Center in DC on Sunday night. Chris joked that if Trump really gets arrested, doing so “is only going to make him more popular.” Chris compared Trump’s indictment to when Tupac Shakur released the album Me Against The World, and it sold over 3 million copies while he was serving time.

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Paris Hilton Says She Lied About Voting For Trump In 2016

March 15, 2023 / Posted by:

If Kathy Hilton was upset about not being told she’s a grandmother, wait ’til she finds out that Paris Hilton didn’t vote for her BFF Donald Trump! But luckily for Paris, she’s too old for Kathy to ship her off to an abusive boarding school. Paris Hilton’s book Paris: The Memoir dropped yesterday, and The Hill claims that in it, her ghostwriter writes that she lied in an interview about voting for Trump in 2016. The truth is that she didn’t even vote at all! It’s really too early in the week for the crazy shock of finding out that Paris Hilton told a lie and doesn’t care about voting!

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Journey’s Neil Schon Sent A Cease And Desist Order To Bandmate Jonathan Cain For Playing The Band’s Music At Trump Events

December 22, 2022 / Posted by:

Journey‘s 1981 hit Don’t Stop Believin’ is a timeless tale about following your dreams. It is also the last song most bars play when they want you to get the fuck out. A classic tune, either way. But unfortunately, since the song is wildly popular, that means its reach extends to people who probably need to stop believing in their dreams and go sit down somewhere. This brings me to Trump who claimed he’s running for POTUS again. And at his most recent gathering at Mar-a-Lago, Journey member Jonathan Cain (right) performed the tune to hype up the crowd. And that’s when his bandmate, Neal Schon (left), tossed a cease and desist order at Jonathan to inform him to stop using their wholesome song for such an unsavory group of folks.

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