Category: Donald Trump

After Prince Hot Ginge And Meghan Markle Encouraged Americans To Vote, Trump Said That He’s Not A Fan And Wished PHG “Luck”

September 24, 2020 / Posted by:

On National Voter Registration Day, Meghan Markle and Prince Hot Ginge did a video, which played during the televised Time 100 special, where they got into the importance of voting and shat on hate speech. PHG wasn’t wearing a “Ginger Bros For Joe” t-shirt, and they never mentioned the name Joe Biden or endorsed Biden. But many still got their assholes twisted up about it, and because there’s absolutely nothing else going on in the country besides this, a reporter from The Daily Mail (of course) asked Donald Trump how he feels about Meghan and PHG “essentially encouraging people to vote for Joe Biden.” Trump didn’t have Mean Girls-like words for PHG (Why would he? PHG is a rich white dude whose mom Trump believes he could’ve had sex with if she took an HIV test). But he did shit-talk Meghan by saying he’s not a fan, which really is the ultimate compliment.

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Trump Has Banned TikTok And WeChat From App Stores Starting On Sunday

September 18, 2020 / Posted by:

The likes of TikTok “stars Addison Rae were smart to pivot from lazily busting out Ambien moves for her millions of followers to joining Hollywood in taking a machete to some people’s tweenhood classics. Because as Addison butchers She’s All That, Donald Trump has cut one of TikTok’s arteries by throwing down an executive order, which bans TikTok from app stores, starting on Sunday. Another Chinese-owned app, WeChat, will also be pulled. This is just Trump’s latest shanking in his war against TikTok. If only scientists called coronavirus “TikTokfrom the get-go, he would’ve taken it seriously and ended that bitch by now.

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Czech Immigrant Ivana Trump Is Being Called A Bigot After She Echoed Donald Trump’s Views On Immigrants

September 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Donald Trump’s ex-wife Ivana Trump is being labeled as a bigot after a recent appearance on the British chat show Loose Women. Ivana, an immigrant to the United States, said among other things, that immigrants come here to steal and rape women. Now before you rush to judgment, know that she was working on very little sleep. Maybe she was talking about Donald. After all, she had to get up hours before the interview to do her hair and makeup after having had a sleeping pill chased with a little chardonnay as a midnight snack. But more likely, just like everything else that bears the Trump name, Ivana proved, once again, that no matter how much you buff it, wax it, or plate it with gold, we’re still just looking at a quivering monument to racism, narcissism and greed with too many teeth. And yes I am including the steaks. It says so right there on the label “may contain teeth.

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Melania Trump And Ivanka Trump Had An Extremely Awkward Encounter At The RNC Last Night

August 28, 2020 / Posted by:

You’re either looking at this picture and wondering who in the hell thought it was a good idea to put Melania Trump in a dress that would inevitably get green screened to death on social media, or you’re wondering who that blurry blonde figure is. That would be Ivanka Trump, and the reason the camera can’t seem to focus on her is because she was walking at a speed I like to call, “Ignoring My Step-Mother MPH.

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Cardi B. Says Twerking Trumpsters Make Her Ass Itch As “WAP” Hits #1 On Billboard’s Hot 100

August 18, 2020 / Posted by:

I feel like if this was any other year, WAP by Cardi B. featuring Megan Thee Stallion would have made a juicy splash, been dubbed song of the summer, grinded to at the clerb and the beach, and been gone by the time the first shipment of pumpkin spice syrup left the warehouse on its way to Starbucks’ across the nation. Instead, we’re stuck in a (seemingly) never-ending cycle of WAP discourse which frankly has left my pussy dryer than Ben Shapiro’s wife’s. And now, WAP has debuted at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 with 93 million U.S. streams in its first week. That’s “the most for any track ever in its first week of release,” which means we might be looking at many more months of wet pussy discourse. It’s like Groundhog Day and the groundhog just slid his slick head out of Cardi’s vagina like a crowning baby and announced 6 more weeks of excessive vaginal fluid.

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Taylor Swift Slams Donald Trump For “Dismantling Of USPS”

August 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Ever since that Netflix documentary, “Miss Americana”, where Taylor Swift finally decided to join the rest of the pop music world and voice an opinion about the horrible state of the country ever since Donald Trump took over, she has been dragging his expired foundation-covered ass (which probably isn’t easy when your dad is ~allegedly~ a Trump-supporting Republican). Yesterday, Taylor took another swipe at Trump in a series of tweets calling him out for trying to steal the election and his continued attack on the US Postal Service. Expect Trump to call her a “Tayloser” who is not that hot and a has-been in 3..2…

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