Looks like the time has come for Ashley Graham to put away her silky drawers and bust out some nice, roomy industrial cotton pannies because she’s having a baby. The slightly more recognizable other “who” from Rita Ora’s season of America’s Next Top Model and Sports Illustrated swimsuit model made the announcement on Instagram alongside her husband of nine years, director Justin Ervin. I guess all that fight-fucking paid off! One of Justin’s sperm successfully fertilized one of her eggs, and that folks, is how babby is formed. Don’t let anybody ever tell you different.
Sex and the City author Candace Bushnell was the inspiration for the character of Carrie Bradshaw, and both Candace and Carrie have lived similar lives. They both lived in Manhattan, they both got with a Mr. Big type, they were both writers. The only real difference is that Candace’s column was turned into a book, which was turned into an HBO series, then more of Candace’s writing got turned into TV series (some good, some not as good, some no one asked for but is getting anyway).
Basically, Candace got rich and famous. And all the while she was hooking up with whatever dude she chose, she always made sure that none of them splashed their cosmo into her Magnolia cupcake, because she wanted to keep writing and make money without having to worry about kids. Candace recently spoke to The Sunday Times, and she kind of regrets not having a little Brady or…whatever Charlotte’s kids names were.
People reports that the latest famous person to announce that they will soon be waddling around on swollen ankles and snacking on saltine crackers to beat the fist trimester barfs is Christina Milian.
According to a “royal commentator” named Phil Dampier who recently spoke to The Sun, Duchess Kate doesn’t really even like her job as a Duchess, and wants to avoid it all by getting pregnant again.
Kate and Prince William live with their three children – Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis – in Kensington Palace, which is located right in the middle on London. But they also have a fancy country house in Norfolk called Anmer Hall, which totally sounds like John Travolta butchering Armie Hammer’s name. Phil claims Kate really loves being in the county with the kids doing…I don’t know what, picking apples? Commanding their servants to pick apples? Sadly, Kate can’t live that Anmer Hall life full-time because she’s got a job back in London at Kensington Palace, where she’s expected to uphold her royal engagements.
Anne Hathaway announced on Instagram today that she and her husband of nearly seven years Adam Shulman are expecting their second kid. Congratulations on beating your brother to it first, Anne!
People reports that the cake drama keeps rolling. Last time it was the Moana/Marijuana mix-up that kept us amused at the everyday ridiculousness of life. But today we take it a step further. Here is the cake which is calling a two-year-old girl a “Loser.” I love a bitchy cake that looks like it was made by Regina George, but the truth is that most two-year-olds aren’t losers. They don’t have to pay bills. They get chauffeured around everywhere. And they get free cake (even “Loser” cake). They’re winning!