Category: BABIES!!!

Adam Levine And Behati Prinsloo Welcomed The Baby Adam Wanted To Name After His Alleged Side Piece

January 30, 2023 / Posted by:

People reports that Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo recently welcomed their third baby. The couple also share daughters, Gio Grace, 4, and Dusty Rose, 6. Adam and Behati have yet to reveal their newborn’s name, but something tells me if it’s a boy, they’re probably not going to go with Adam’s initial choice, “Sumner.” In case you forgot, last September, Adam’s alleged ex-sidepiece, 23-year-old Sumner Stroh, claimed he messaged her asking if she was OK with him naming his unborn child “Sumner” if it was a boy. Adam denied he and Sumner had a physical affair, but admitted he “crossed the line” with the flirty DMs. Unfortunately for him, after Sidepiece-Sumner’s allegations, several other women came forward with their own “Adam Levine is a cheater” stories. Well, maybe Adam and Behati named the baby after one of them…

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Paris Hilton Announced That She And Carter Reum Welcomed A Baby

January 25, 2023 / Posted by:

When Kathy Hilton said too much about Paris Hilton’s difficult fertility journey back in November, Paris quickly grabbed the mic from her simpleminded mom and clarified that she and her husband, Carter Reum, both 41, planned to enjoy their first year of marriage before cooking up one of their IVF embryos in 2023. And here we are! 2023 has only barely kicked in the door (although this January feels like it’s never going to end), and just like she promised, Paris and Carter have a new baby, and it’s a boy!

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John Legends Announces The Birth Of His And Chrissy Teigen’s New Child

January 14, 2023 / Posted by:

Seen above after crashing a Phyllis Diller estate sale and shamelessly snatching one of Phyllis’ old ones, Chrissy Teigen gave birth to a new baby yesterday morning. IN A PLOT TWIST, we didn’t find this out from Chrissy and her newborn doing the Entering 2023 TikTok trend on her Instagram Reels. John Legend delivered the news in a private concert he gave last night. Yup, Chrissy birthed a baby in the morning, and John still had to clock into his job a few hours later. I guess, IN THIS ECONOMY, even the 0.01% can’t afford to miss out on a check. Listen, not only do they have another mouth to feed at Nobu Malibu, but Angry Birds brow transplants and bukkake fat removal, or whatever you call it, don’t come cheap!

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Alec And Hilaria Baldwin (Along With Their Child Army) Reacted To Ireland Baldwin’s Pregnancy Announcement

January 3, 2023 / Posted by:

Alec Baldwin will soon have pop-pop duties aside from yelling “pop! pop!on the set of Rust with a real gun or as he’s angrily pointing finger-guns at the paparazzi, even though they probably don’t care to snap him these days since his “culturally fluid” wife, Hilaria Thomas (Tomás?) Baldwin, shares their every mundane el movimiento on Instagram. And in true Hillary fashion, she just shared a video of her, Alec, and their seven rowdy Baldwinitos making Ireland Baldwin’s recent pregnancy announcement all about them.

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Look Who’s Counting! Nick Cannon Welcomed His Twelfth Child

December 29, 2022 / Posted by:

For what is probably the last time this year, Nick Cannon has welcomed a new baby into his life, bringing the total number of “cannonball cuties” he’s shot into the world, via an assortment of wombs, to an impressive twelve. People reports that model Alyssa Scott gave birth to a baby girl named Halo Marie Cannon on December 14, just one year after she and Nick said goodbye to baby Zen, who tragically died from brain cancer at five months. Halo joins big sister Zeela, Alyssa’s 4-year-old daughter from a previous relationship, along with ten other siblings from Nick’s ongoing relationship with his dick and balls.

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