Today, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend took to Instagram to announce the arrival of their fourth child, a son named Wren Alexander Stephens. Wait, didn’t Chrissy already have her baby? And wasn’t it a girl named Esti? Or was that a Mandela Effect false memory, a la Mr. Monopoly wearing a monocle? Turns out Esti is real. She was born in January. People reports that baby Wren was born via surrogate last Monday, June 19. Ahhh, the ol’ scrunched-up surrogate timeline. Back in the day, two babies born less than a year apart would be called “Irish twins.” Now, they’re referred to as “back-to-back Baldwinitos.”
Move over, 2015. 2023 is here, and gender reveal parties are still happening! And who better to extravagantly tell the world what color onesie the baby will wear for the first five years of its life than Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker? Instead of using a sign at a concert to announce whether or not the baby will play with trucks or dolls, the couple posted a video of the gender reveal on Instagram.
Last week, we learned that 83-year-old Al Pacino was expecting a baby with 29-year-old Noor Alfallah, an “old soul” with a fetish for celebrity pepaws (her exes include Mick Jagger). According to one source, Al was surprised when he found out about Noor’s pregnancy and demanded a prenatal DNA test. Turns out, he is the father, and it looks like he’s finally decided to embrace it. Yesterday, The Daily Mail paps caught up with Al on his daily constitutional and asked about the pregnancy. Al replied that “it’s very special.” Well, it is pretty special that octogenarian testes can produce something other than dust. Unless… wait. Is Noor pregnant with a little Italian-American dust mite?! Continue reading
A Friend Of Al Pacino’s Pregnant Girlfriend Noor Alfallah Has Defended Her Against Claims That She’s A Gold Digger
Last month we learned that Robert De Niro’s 79-year-old balls still got it when his rep confirmed that his girlfriend Tiffany Chen recently gave birth to his seventh child. Well, Al Pacino turned to Bobby D and said, “Hold my Viagra,” because this week we learned that Al’s 83-year-old balls still got it when his rep confirmed that his 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah is about a month away from birthing out his fourth child. Shortly after we learned that Al Pacino (or Al Cochino, as my mom called him when I told her this story) is going to be somebody’s father at 83 years old, sources popped up to tell Showbiz411 that Noor is a gold digger and trapped poor ole’ Al with an ATM baby. But a friend of Noor’s tells Page Six that she’s not a gold digger. She’s just a proud pepaw fucker! Hooh-ah, which is probably the sound Al makes whenever he busts an accidental baby-making nut.
83-Year-Old Al Pacino And His 29-Year-Old Girlfriend Noor Alfallah Are Expecting A Baby Very Soon (UPDATE)
Earlier this month, we discovered 79-year-old Robert De Niro added another baby friend to his growing brood when he welcomed baby number seven with his lady love Tiffany Chen. And while Robert probably thought he would become the winner for most WTF storyline of the month, 83-year-old Al Pacino was lurking in the shadows awaiting his turn to steal Robert’s thunder. Because Al and his potent baby batter are challenging Robert’s claim as the oldest new Dad in Hollywood with the announcement that he’s expecting baby number four with his 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah.
Last year, Rihanna delivered her first child, a son with A$AP Rocky, and the world wept because we finally understood we’re never getting new music from her again. That is unless she decides to create a few lullabies and nursery rhymes for Millennial parents. But aside from that, Rihanna has remained tight-lipped about her son’s first name while dragging us through an entire year and super second baby announcement for the reveal. And a huge part of me wishes she had waited even longer, mainly because she reportedly named him after an iconic 90s rapper whose group famously admitted that their music is 100% for the children (and no, she didn’t name him ODB, but she should have).