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Open Post: Hosted By Naomi Watts And Billy Crudup Declaring That They Got Hitched

June 11, 2023 / Posted by:

Yesterday was a big day for those who haven’t been keeping up with the dating lives of Naomi Watts and Billy Crudup and thought he was still with Claire Danes and she was still with Liev Schreiber. Naomi Watts confirmed that she and her man Billy Crudup made it legal in a Manhattan courthouse wedding.

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Chrissy Teigen Is Pregnant Again

August 4, 2022 / Posted by:

After it was revealed that chronic social media over-sharer, Chrissy Teigen, had also been an evil cyberbully/troll over several years and to several people including Michael Costello, Courtney Stodden, and Lindsay Lohan (see: here, here, and here); it was a relief for this divided nation in the throes of an unprecedented pandemic to have one person that we all could root against and agree sucked hard. She apologized for being evil and then for a while alternated between staying off social media and tiptoeing back in just to remind us all that she existed. Then in September 2020, when she announced that at 20 weeks pregnant she gave birth to and lost the baby she had been carrying. Chrissy also shared that she and her husband, John Legend, had named the child Jack. Since then, she’s stayed mostly controversy-free and mostly under-the-radar, up until yesterday when she took to Instagram to share that 22 months after losing Jack, she’s pregnant again after undergoing IVF treatments.

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Mayim Bialik And Ken Jennings Will Stay On As Co-Hosts Of “Jeopardy!”

July 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Since the sad passing of former long-time Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek in 2020, it was obvious that the show would never quite be the same. His distinguished silver hair and propensity to deliver lite sick burns to contestants remained unmatched by any of the sometimes tough-to-watch revolving door of guest hosts that tried their hand at the gig–like NFL player/master virologist Aaron Rodgers and especially Dr. Mehmet Oz. Being an unimpressive game show host and an unimpressive senate hopeful all within such a short period of time? Impressive. LeVar Burton was a fan pick, but decided that the Jeopardy! life wasn’t for him. The show finally gained some temporary stability once Mayim Bialik was given the job of permanent co-host, and Ken Jennings the job of substitute co-host after show executive producer Mike Richards was hired then quickly backed away from his hosting duties on his first day on the job for it being exposed that he’s a certified asshole. Show fans that have been waiting on an announcement of who the permanent hosts will be can most likely get off the edge of their seats now since Mayim and Ken are rumored to have been chosen as the permanent readers of clues. 

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Tom Daley And Dustin Lance Black Are Going To Be Daddies

February 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Well, when you’re a twink who wants to quickly make the transition to daddy, there’s one easy way to do it: become an actual daddy like Tom Daley is.

Valentine’s Day is usually a day when disgusting ?~~ so in love ~~? couples cause the heaves to crawl up your throat by announcing their engagement in a love-dovey gross picture on Facebook or Instagram. It’s usually not a day when you announce that you’re going to ruin your marriage and sex life by bringing a slobbery ball of coos into your house. But Tom Daley and his husband of 9 months Dustin Lance Black used today, VD, to announce that in a womb somewhere, their child is growing. Tom is 23 years old and DLB is 43 years old. So half of the room is probably shouting “You too young! You should be out there ho-ing it up instead of changing diapers!” at Tom, while the other half of the room is screaming “You too old! You’re gonna have to drag your oxygen tank to your kid’s graduation!” at DLB.

Tom and DLB announced they’re going to be dads by holding up a picture of their fetus’ first picture. Because of Tom’s stage six scared face, this looks more like a hostage photo of them holding up today’s newspaper.


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I don’t blame Tom for making a “the hell am I getting myself into?” face. Raising a baby can be a scary thing. Babies are selfish and can suck up all of your time and money. So if Tom wants to hook up with another hot model, he’ll not only have to find the time to do it, but he’ll have to spend money on a hotel too. And why do I have a feeling that Dolce & Gabbana are going to send their friend Tom a custom-made D&G onesie that reads: Child Of Chemistry! 


Michael C. Hall Got Married Again

March 1, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s that time again when we all say at the same time, “Wait, I thought he was GAY?“, after reading about how Michael C. Hall married a woman.

Michael C. Hall (or “David from Six Feet Under” as I know him, or “Dexter” as those of you who watched Dexter know him, but then again that character may be forever dead to you thanks to that finale) decided that he really wants to be married for a third time. MCH survived Hodgkin’s lymphoma, so maybe he figures that life is too short to not follow your heart to the City Clerk’s Office.

MCH was married to his first wife, Amy Spanger, from 2002 to 2007. After that marriage ate smegma in the gutter, he dusted himself off and married his TV sister, Jennifer Carpenter, on New Year’s  Eve in 2008. They announced they were getting a divorce in 2010 and they legally became exes a year later. MCH started dating book editor and novelist Morgan Macgregor in 2012 and now they’re married, so says his rep. People says that MCH became a third-time husband at City Hall in NYC yesterday morning. The answer to the question, “Who in the HELL, besides a trick needing a green card bad and a 9-month knocked up teen with a strict Catholic abuelita, gets married at City Hall on a Monday morning?“, has finally been answered. Maybe he wanted to beat the crowds, or maybe there’s a Monday morning discount I don’t know about and since it’s his third marriage, he figured he should save in wedding costs wherever he can.

MCH is 45. His new wife’s age is a mystery. I used my serious journalist skills (read: I Googled “How old is Dexter’s new wedded piece?” and called it a day) to find out and came up with nothing. In some pictures she looks like a grown to me and in other pictures she looks like she hears, “Aw, you and your father seem so close,” from a server as she cuddles with MCH in a booth at a restaurant. But what I do know about Morgan is that she seems to be a Depp-loving hipster at heart since she’s got this tattoo on her arm:


If she was really a fan, she’d drop the “na” in that tattoo. But well, if MCH ever wants to get into some scarves and bracelets kink and get his wife to role play as Johnny Depp, she’s already halfway there.

Here’s some riveting pictures of MCH and Morgan Macgregor standing next to each other and walking together throughout the last few years.

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