Just because we’re still in the middle of a pandemic and Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween party didn’t happen for the second year in a row, doesn’t mean that the other celebrities won’t get together and tear shit up for attention. Much like a drag queen, if a celebrity isn’t working Halloween they are losing money! Harry Styles’ tour took him to Madison Square Garden in NYC on Halloween, and he decided to get festive by dressing up as a hobo hipster who just so happened to find a Dorothy Gale costume in the dumpster.
Here’s Harry yodeling out Somewhere Over The Rainbow while in homeless Dorothy drag at his Harryween show at MSG last night:
Harry Styles dressed as Dorothy from ‘The Wizard of Oz’ singing ‘Somewhere Over The Rainbow’ won Halloween. pic.twitter.com/n5sSWACbFs
— Alex Goldschmidt (@alexandergold) October 31, 2021
Harry’s girlfriend Olivia Wilde was at his show and she went as Dolly:
— Not WiIde. (@oliviajwiIde) October 31, 2021
Ariana Grande served absolute fish, almost too much of it as she became “Miss Creature from the Black Lagoon” and brought in her husband, Dalton Gomez, as her hunky co-star. Does dating Pete Davidson give you gills? Kim Kardashian needs to watch herself.
But if you thought Ariana was gonna be ugly all Halloween, you thought wrong, she also dressed as Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors:
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) November 1, 2021
Kendall Jenner is not like Ariana and would never be allowed by Kris Jenner to be ugly even for a momentary Halloween gag, so she went as the hot alien from Mars Attacks! which I guarantee she’s never seen. Similar to the alien though, The Coven are made from carefully chosen plastic parts to recreate a human-like shape and appearance–so I think it works!
Bebe Rexha went as Erika Jayne–I mean–Anna Nicole Smith.
Cara Delevingne reminded us she’s into vaginas for the millionth time by going as a “Muff Diver”. I think it would have been cooler to go as a sex bench but I guess that would be way heavier for her to be carrying all night.
Reese Witherspoon dressed as Tippi Hedren in The Birds:
Like everyone else, Kerry Washington went with a Squid Game costume:
John Legend and Chrissy Teigen wore two costumes:
Trevor Noah went as a very convincing The Weeknd but he needs to be crying more to really sell it:
Janelle Monae also went the non-sexy creature costume route and dressed up as
Kris Jenner under the light of a New Moon the Grinch:
Hailey Bieber dressed up as Kacey Musgraves dressed up as Britney Spears. Except for the Slave 4 U pictures where Hailey looks like a drag queen earning her Halloween pay-check in a crowded night club just before the last of her makeup sweats off:
Joe Jonas and his wife Sophie Turner went as Isabella and Paolo from The Lizzie McGuire Movie but I wish that they went as Lizzie and Gordo from the canceled gritty, adult Lizzie McGuire reboot–AKA as a recovering drug addict stripper (Gordo) and a murderous crime-fighting vigilante (Lizzie). What? Isn’t that what was going to happen in the show?
Lil Nas X went as Voldemort and his real-life human equivalent, Ellen Degeneres. Oh wait–that’s actually Seth Powers from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide.
HAPPY NASOWEEN 🎃
Lil Nas X posts two costumes (so far), Lord Voldemort and Seth Powers 👻 pic.twitter.com/kFXx0ltZsK
— Fashion By Nas (@monteroscloset) October 31, 2021
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom went as the scariest thing Carrie Underwood has ever seen, AKA a masked doctor and an injection of vaccine:
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom show off their #Halloween costumes:
“stay safe guys 💉💦” pic.twitter.com/aOPQnj1IMz
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) November 1, 2021
Neil Patrick Harris and his family dressed up as various horror movie icons:
Tori Spelling (aka Kori Kardashian) went as a dead bride:
Ciara was Selena:
And Ciara was also all three members of TLC:
Olympian Adam Rippon dressed up as Nicki Minaj‘s Cousin’s Friend. The balls are a nice touch but I think to really sell it he should have given them a bit of a blush with some Fenty Beauty. Engorged testicles must have some redness, right?
And Chloe Bailey went as a much sexier fish than Ariana, dressing as Angelina Jolie‘s fish character Lola from Shark Tale. A couple of sexy fish this year… unclear why but… something of note. It’s out of the box for sure. Sexy cat, sexy mouse, sexy bunny: TIRED. Sexy fish? FRESH!
Hey, fish and cold-blooded reptiles deserve to be tarted up and called “sexy sluts,” too! Someone go as a Slutty GEICO Gecko next year! It’s 2021, hoe-costumes aren’t just for mammals, sweetie!