Chrissy Teigen has given up her trollish ways and redoubled her efforts to solidify her online persona as #FunQueen, #RelatableQueen! She’s a #EmotionalAbuserOfVulerableTeensQueen no more! According to Gawker, Chrissy threw an elaborate party inspired by the hit Netflix show Squid Game where all her rich and beautiful friends gathered for an “absolutely epic night” of poverty cosplay which Chrissy presided over while dressed as Robot Girl, proving she really has learned from her recent “cancellation.” Chrissy’s one of us, one of the regular people! The VIP masks she and husband John Legend usually wear are exclusively for phones-collected-at-the-door, officially sanctioned Illuminati events only. She understands that now.
Chrissy, being her usual down-to-earth regular fun-time gal, really got her hands dirty putting this elaborate party together. And by that I mean she probably booked and paid the party planning company, Wife of The Party, in between Tweets while she was sitting on her toilet. According to Gawker:
Chrissy Teigen, the “canceled” model and food influencer whose third cookbook is currently sitting on the New York Times’ bestsellers list, had a party at her $17.5 million Beverly Hills home this weekend. The theme was Squid Game, which is Netflix’s popular South Korean survival drama about indebted workers who agree to participate in a series of deadly children’s games to win a cash prize. Teigen described the event, which she hosted with the help of a professional party planner, as an “absolutely epic night.”
“My dream came true of watching my friends fight to the death!” Teigen wrote in the caption of an Instagram post featuring photos from the party, which showed her dressed up as the murderous Robot Doll from the series. (In one photo, she has her underwear down and is sitting on the toilet, for some reason.)
Here’s Chrissy’s post about the party. It’s getting clearer and clearer by the day that she actually gets it now. People loved Squid Game! It was very popular! Therefore, ipso facto, ergo, and thus LOVE ME! And the show’s themes were not lost on Chrissy either. That’s why, instead of offering the winner an embarrassment of riches with a tacky cash prize, Chrissy and John just awarded their already rich friends “flights to napa and dinner for 2 at the French Laundry.” It’s called reading the room, people.
Wow, that’s real cash in there too. I heard they just threw it out in the dumpster with the uneaten canapes afterward too. Chrissy promises more pics to come not realizing Halloween happened weeks ago and we’ve all moved on to Succession Season 3. A party theme I’m sure @Wifeoftheparty is equally equipped to pull off. For the right price. Ask them about their Parasite Package for special discounts! Here’s some more pics from Chrissy’s Squid Game Party from celebrity guest Shay Mitchell in which we find out that John really DOES have a VIP mask.
Violence, greed, exploitation, and gratuitous displays of wealth — but make it fashion. You can’t cancel class and Chrissy’s brand remains undefeated!