Kanye West has terrible style. This isn’t an opinion. It’s a statement of fact for anyone with working vision. Kanye’s krap isn’t just blatantly plagiarized, it’s actually so confusingly bad and overpriced you really have to question the sanity of anyone who thinks that dully-colored basics with a buckle or a tear or a puffed sleeve are FASHUN.
Kanye is truly continuing his trend of being the man who designs for the person who wants to dress like the human race was enslaved by aliens, and he’s come up with his latest bland creation of non-design: Yeezy Slides for kids.
On last night’s episode, Keeping Up The Underserved Wealth Of The Kardashians they showed what went down during this year’s Met Gala. As we know the Kardashian/Jenner Koven stunted like the Stunt Queens they are and looked pretty much a full-tilt hot mess. Well now we know the scripted drama which went into the look, and it came from her husband, Kanye West. Apparently he thought the look was too sexy. Too sexy? Kim Kardashian? Whomst’ve does this man think he married?
Kenny G’s latest album, Jesus Is King, was supposed to have been released this past Sunday, but it wasn’t, and according to TMZ, no new release has been announced. Apparently, Kenny’s good friend Kanye West wasn’t quite done tinkering with it yet. How much tinkering does an album full of romantic soprano sax solos require? We may never know. Because JIK is a gospel album, and as much as I’d like to pretend otherwise, Kenny’s only featured on one track. JIK is 100% certifiable Kanye, and it’s part of his rebirth as God’s most special tool. According to Fader, Kanye has decided he’s never doing secular music again.
Brad Pitt’s recent transformation from alleged bad dad to sober friend of Kanye West continues, which is still a personality choice I never saw coming, but here we are. Brad doesn’t have to publicly keep gushing over Kanye West, but it’s kind of nice he does. Because I’m sure I’m not the only one who has these sudden moments of clarity that make me think, “Wait, did I dream their friendship after drinking Theraflu and passing out to the DVD menu of Legends of the Fall?” So once again, Brad is telling us why he likes Kanye so much.
Taylor Swift appears on the cover of Rolling Stone’s October issue looking like a teen girl who shoplifted a Morphe palette from Sephora so she could attempt to successfully recreate a Euphoria makeup tutorial she saw on YouTube (not a terrible look, I’ll admit). But that’s not the face we’re talking about here. We’re talking about the face – or rather, faces plural – of Taylor’s enemy-turned-friend-turned-enemy again, Kanye West.
Apparently, Brad Pitt got the vapors after attending Kanye West’s Sunday Service in Watts over Labor Day weekend. According to Entertainment Tonight, Brad thinks Kanye’s really onto something special. I mean I get it. We understand that you’re undertaking some sort of rebirth/rebranding/How Floyd Got His Groove Back endeavor, but Brad, honey, step away from The Koven. Kanye’s ego can’t take it. One more compliment from a famous white man he admires and his head is going to explode, covering all of Calabasas county in a thick miasma of half-baked ideas and ear wax.