Kanye West May Not Be Able To Enter Australia To Visit His “Wife” Bianca Censori’s Family Due To His Antisemitic Comments
Kanye West and Australian Yeezy architect Bianca Censori only got married (marriage certificate not included) about two weeks ago, but it looks like there’s already trouble in Ye-topia. Bianca’s family must live under a media-shielding rock since they find the surprise union “exciting” despite Kanye West being one half of it. But, Kanye may not be able to make a planned trip to Australia to visit with them since government officials there are apprehensive to allow his vitriolic, antisemitic ass anywhere near Oz.
Hitler-humper and newly(fake)wed husband, Kanye West, should be celebrating reaching his goal of pissing off his ex-wife Kim Kardashian by parading around his new bootleg-Brigitte Nielsen “wife,” Bianca Censori. But, Kanye must be so blissful he straight up forgot he’s involved in legal proceedings with just about anyone he’s ever dealt with–because he changed his phone number and never alerted his legal team. And since they claim to have no other way of reaching him, they’ve decided to take out ads in two Los Angeles newspapers to let him know they’re dumping his ass.
In news you can file under the “DUH!” category now that Kanye West has used a 3D printer to re-create Kim Kardashian in the form of new “wife” Bianca Censori, the original version isn’t very happy about it. But then again, why would she be? Kim has been trying to fight off the ravages of Father Time since her twenties, so to be replaced by someone younger and hotter has to make her botox boil with envy. And while Kim is seeing red, Bianca’s family is seeing green dollar signs as they are 100% on board with what is certain to be one of the biggest mistakes of Bianca’s life.
Mystery blonde solved! And she’s not even a real blonde if you can believe it. Or a lawyer (but she might have had a hand in designing Kanye’s Yeezy phone; she helps out where she can). TMZ reports that the woman Kanye West has been spotted with at the Waldorf Astoria in L.A. is Bianca Censoria, a former Yeezy architectural designer from
Austria Australia. And her ass looks just like Kim Kardashian’s (did a decade ago). Also, her face. Especially since she and Kim apparently share the same sadistic colorist. However, unlike Kim, Bianca thought it would be a good idea to marry Kanye West in this, The Year of Our Lord, 2023.
Andy Cohen’s been super busy being a prolific maestro of mess lately, so it should come as no surprise that during last night’s episode of Watch What Happens Live, he was able to extract several pieces of intriguing information from his guest, UNCUH JAM/worrisome alley cat, Julia Fox. Over the span of 30 minutes, Julia–who has become my modern-day Forrest Gump on account of the way she bafflingly weasels her way into random situations–said that she hasn’t kept in contact with Kanye West since their monthlong fling ended, and he probably never even knew her full name. She also shared that she hasn’t spoken to her pogo sister, Kim Kardashian, about David Duke 2.0, despite crossing paths with her. She rounded out her half-hour of dropping nuggets by describing her best celebrity date, later letting it slip that it might’ve been with Drake.
Kim Kardashian Opened Up About Co-Parenting With Kanye West And Her Delayed Response To The Balenciaga Controversy
Even though disgraced former-billionaire/current megalomaniac, Kanye West, allegedly forks over $200,000 a month in child support, Kim Kardashian still got off her fucking ass and headed to her haunted mausoleum business offices (not to be confused with her haunted mausoleum residence) to guest on the Angie Martinez IRL podcast. And in between dropping shocking nuggets like she makes her employees dress in a specific color each day; she, her mom, and her sisters have “deep” conversations about current events at the salad table; and that interns get paid sometimes; she talked about how she shields her kids from the insanity that is co-parenting with Kanye and the backlash she received from waiting to rebuke Balenciaga’s highly-controversial pedophilia-tinged campaign.