If you’re ass is late, it’s late, and the show must go on. That kinda mindset doesn’t normally gel with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, whose fashion shows have notoriously kept people waiting for hours. Luckily, Chance the Rapper and his bride, Kirsten Corley, haven’t been so swayed by the Koven that they felt the need to wait for Kimye on their own wedding day. Kirsten walked down the aisle before those two wrecks had arrived, which meant Kim and Kanye were held back so they didn’t disturb the wedding in progress. Ha! How common! Continue reading
“Lucky” for our eardrums, they’ll never be without Kanye West’s “singing” because he’s legally bound to keep coming out with new material for the rest of his life. The most shocking part of this all is that wasn’t part of the blood contract he had to sign with Kris Jenner before marrying Kim Kardashian. Instead, it sounds like his record label issued one shady contract back in 2003 when he came out with The College Dropout.
A psychedelic Pterodactyl took a dump on Kanye West’s head. But he had to be in the right place at the right time for that to have happened, and I think we all know who pushed him under that bird. When there’s trouble brewing at the Koven HQ, the Koven gets to work. Nothing begets attention like more attention, maybe that’s why in the wake of the news of Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson’s marriage imploding, Kanye’s out here frowning for the paps, sporting a faddish new do. While the new hair could be attributed to spontaneous opportunism, Kanye’s daughter North West’s first magazine cover and spread could have been planned in advance to coincide with Tristian’s infidelity storyline.
It’s Valentine’s Day, a day meant to booze and binge eat home alone or spend triple the normal amount on a dinner at a mediocre steakhouse. Ain’t life grand?! Well, if you’re Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, it’s a day to go peak game-ho, and this year that means a private Kenny G concert in the living room.
TMZ reports that Kanye West goofed when he sought permission to sample a child praying for his song “Ultralight Beam” from the wrong parent. But consider this – after getting pissy over a dome not being built, psychosexual feudin’ with Drake, spiritual tree-talkin’, and defending an abuser of a pregnant woman, this is small potatoes. This is inadvertent bad fact checkin’ on the part of one of his underlings. This shit is a negative but also refreshingly normal for this wackjob. Kudos, Kanye, for keeping it the opposite of extra for once.
In a hip-hop humblebrag (aka snippet from a new track) that is both elegant and eloquent, The Game alluded to an alleged sexual encounter he claims he had with Kim Kardashian (via HNHH):
“I held Kim Kardashian by her throat, n***a/ I made her swallow my kids until she choke, n***a/ I should apologize ’cause ‘Ye my folk, n***a.”
Do they give Pulitzers for lyrics? Oh, and when yaps started to flap on social media asking the eternal question “did he just spit lyrics about his friend Kanye West’s wife Kim sucking him off?”, he issued a definitive response to the question. (Oh, and he alludes to having sex with Kim’s sister Kylie Jenner in another song. Dude was practically one of the family.)