Category: Kanye West

Caitlyn Jenner Wished Everyone But Tristan Thompson A Happy Father’s Day

June 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Yesterday was Father’s Day, which I believe is the 11th most important holiday in the Kardashian-Jenner family after all the their birthdays, the anniversary of the invention of Botox, Christmas, and Momager’s Day. Caitlyn Jenner decided to wish all her favorite Kardashian-Jenner dads a Happy Father’s Day on social media. Well, all except KUWTK Season 16’s current male villain.

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Kanye West Isn’t Allowed To Talk About Drake Anymore

May 29, 2019 / Posted by:

Kanye West is full of information. Not much of it is relevant or good or coherent, but he sure has got a ton of it inside of him to let out. So when he spoke with David Letterman for his new Netflix series, My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman, he talked about everything from Trump to his Khurch to his idea about wanting a future where children can “float.” He really dives deep into the crevices of that deluded mind and unearthed plenty. Including how he is no longer allowed to talk about something. I know! Kanye West not allowed to say nonsense? He has never taken that advice before. Why now? Hmmm… maybe because it has to do with the most powerful man in Canada. No, not the Prime Minister Justin Trudeau–I’m talking about  Drake.

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Kanye West Defends Trump Supporters Against Liberal Bullies

May 24, 2019 / Posted by:

In case you missed it, David Letterman’s luscious pepaw beard is still making regular appearances on Netflix by way of his interview show My Next Guest Needs No Introduction. The first season of that show proved its title with Barack Obama as the inaugural guest. But it looks like things have gone way downhill since then. Season two will start streaming on May 31st, and David’s first guest will be Kanye West. Sure, people know who Kanye is, but I for one would like at least a little bit of an introduction explaining why. Does Kanye have anything new or insightful to share? According to The Daily Beast, the answer is no. Kanye’s still cuckoo for Trump and is accusing liberals of bullying Trump supporters.

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Kim Kardashian Got All “I Need To Speak To The Manager” With Jack In The Box On Twitter 

May 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Since Kim Kardashian is full of herself (which is saying a lot since she’s full of plastic), she decided to publicly call out Jack In The Box on Twitter and start a mystery beef (which is what Jack In The Box puts between two buns), knowing full well how much attention it will bring her. She also brought on the biggest question: KIM KARDASHIAN EATS AT JACK IN THE BOX?!

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I Bet Kimye’s Fourth Kid Wish That They Really Did Name Him “Bear West”

May 17, 2019 / Posted by:

There was a rumor that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their fourth child/Instagram accessory Bear West, which isn’t a terrible name since it sounds like the second largest bear party held in Palm Springs. But because “Bear West” isn’t pretentiously dumb enough to make everyone roll their eyes out of their sockets, and because Kanye West wants to continue his transformation into psycho religious cult leader, they have gone with: Psalm West. “That’s psalm psad and pstupid pshit!” is probably what God shouted in heaven.

And you may not have read what their newest baby’s name is since your soul got sucked into Kim’s red latex kamel toe of destruction. Consider yourself lucky.

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Kim Kardashian Might Have Secretly Revealed Her Son’s Name On Twitter

May 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Much like her blonde serpentine nemisis, it would appear that Kim Kardashian has possibly been dropping hints about a big reveal. Well, it’s a big reveal if you’re the person at E! in charge of typing up the chyrons on KUWTK. People seems to think they’ve cracked the case on what sounds like the least popular Nancy Drew novel of our time: The Mystery of What Kim and Kanye Named Their Newest Kid.

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