Open Post: Hosted By Justin, The Service Dog Who Got His Diploma
Graduating from high school or college is a big event. Getting on that stage to prove once and for all to everyone that you didn’t actually sleep and drool through all your classes is a sweet feeling. One fella that did drool through all his classes and still pass was Justin, a service dog who was awarded his college degree for being a great boy. Justin is officially an alumnus of Seton Hall University!
Jane Fonda Spilled On Her Past Co-Stars Including Robert Redford And Michael Douglas
Jane Fonda is BUSY. And I’m not talking about the press tours she’s been doing for her new film Book Club: The Next Chapter or the recent blitz for 80 for Brady. Having been invited to the prestigious Cannes Film Festival, Jane decided it was high time to bring some drama to France. Not only did she spill the tea regarding some of her very famous co-stars, but she also showed off her throwing arm by chucking a Palme d’Or scroll at a winner during the ceremony! I guess you stop giving a damn about everything once you hit 80.
Open Post: Hosted By Optimus Prime Defending The Georgetown Transformers Statues
For those of you who have neighbors who have tacky taste in lawn decorations, thank your lucky stars you don’t live next to Dr. Newton Howard. About two years ago, brain scientist and 80s robot enthusiast Dr. Howard decided to pay homage to the Transformers and piss off his neighbors by putting two life-size sculptures of Transformers Optimus Prime and Bumblebee outside of his house. The battle between good (Dr. Howard’s robots) and evil (good taste and the D.C. public space committee) has raged on. The war has blown up to the point that the REAL Optimus Prime and Bumblebee have gotten involved.
Oprah Is Not Interested In Dianne Feinstein’s Senate Seat
If you were hoping to have Senator Oprah as your local representative, you’ll have to keep praying to God (aka Oprah) to make that wish come true. Oprah Winfrey isn’t joining Congress and saving the country from disaster as it was speculated. California Senator Dianne Feinstein is set to turn 90 this year and people are saying that maaaaaaaaaaaybe she should retire. Well, come hell or hospitalization, Dianne plans to stick around so Oprah won’t be moving in anytime soon even if she wanted to!
Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Was “High Out Of His Mind” After A Vet’s Visit
Doctor’s appointments aren’t always enjoyable. As you get older, you get less, “You’re looking great. See you next year.” to “Good Lord, what the hell have you done to yourself?!” But sometimes the visits can still be a lot of fun, ifyaknowhatImean. A pup had an encounter with some of the doctor’s good stuff and left the office as high as Snoop Dog after a party hosted by Willie Nelson!
Kanye West’s Rumored Wife Bianca Censori Confirms Their Marriage In A TikTok
Even when you’re not paying attention, the misadventures of Kanye West continue to happen. From possibly running for president AGAIN with maybe campaign director/who? Milo Yiannopolous to buying thousands of dollars’ worth of sushi for preschoolers, the rapper is keeping his nose to the bonkers grind. And that’s not even getting into the Drake’s “please give me attention” nonsense. In between repeat viewings of 21 Jump Street, Kanye somehow found the time to get married earlier this year. While the couple stayed lowkey about their nuptials, his 27-year-old bride has recently “confirmed” that she’s Mrs. West, part II.