Kanye West‘s presidential campaign is going as well as his wife Kim Kardashian‘s music career. Kanye is not on the ballot in most states and he’s sued to get on the ballot in other states, including Arizona, which failed. Kanye’s GOP-bolstered campaign has been an embarrassing disaster that has cost him almost $6 million of his own money so far. Spending $6 million on Yeezy prison slippers would be a better use of $6 million and that’s saying a lot. But well, it’s a good thing that Kanye has other things going on like his Sunday Service, which he held again yesterday, and it totally doesn’t look like a reboot of Midsommar.
Kanye West was hit with a lawsuit accusing him of screwing over a Black-owned business out of millions of dollars. MyChannel, Inc. is a tech company that helped Kanye out with his Yeezy brand and that Sunday Service nonsense. But the company claims that after carrying out every one of Kanye’s ridiculous whims (which knowing him, there must have been a lot) he left them high and dry and by “dry” I mean unpaid and robbed! Well, we know the Koven hates paying workers. MyChannel claimed that Kanye pretended to promise big-money deals with them in order to thieve their technology for his Sunday Service. They’re not the only one’s he’s stolen ideas from! When are Bionicles going to sue him for copying them for his shoe designs?!
Kanye West has been busy running a (failing) presidential campaign and is dealing with being allegedly spied on by malicious Democrats, and also resumed his Sunday Service But he still has time to think! And he’s thought of something great this time and it’s not shoe-related.
The Christian Genius Billionaire hopped onto his favorite prophetizing spot, Twitter, and let us know that he loves TikTok but as a Christian, he was “disturbed” by the content, so he wants to collaborate on a “JesusTok.” Gotta say, I think a JesusTok run by Kanye West would be plenty disturbing. JesusTok Hymen-Check Challenge!
Kanye West Had Help Getting On The Ballot In Wisconsin From Donald Trump’s Republican Campaign Lawyer
Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West. Christian. Genius. Billionaire. Kanye West! There I did it, I also passed Donald Trump’s cognitive test and got the extra points for getting them in the right order. No need to congratulate me, I just wanted you to know that I could use a simple tool like Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West for my own narcissistic and pathological need for power and attention, just like Donald. Because you’re not going to believe this guys, but Kanye’s had some help getting his name on the ballot in certain key states (yes he’s a genius, but bureaucracy and deadlines aren’t exactly his strong suit). And while Donald has denied any personal involvement with Kanye’s campaign, according to People, it’s “getting a boost from Republican operatives and an attorney representing President Donald Trump.” Christian. Genius. Billionaire. Kanye West. Look, you thought I’d forget, but I didn’t!
I’m afraid Kanye West may have gone full Norma Desmond only instead of wearing a turban from the Nick Cannon Collection Pour L’Hommies he wore a bulletproof vest, and it’s his last shred of dignity that’s floating belly up a swimming pool. Yesterday, thousands of Americans who have enough going on as it is, looked on in horror as Kanye held his first campaign rally in Charleston, South Carolina. He should have consulted with his wife Kim Kardashian West about which soft-focus filter to use because while Kanye may have been ready for his close up, the rest of us will never be.
Over the weekend, Kanye West announced that he’s running for POTUS, and everyone should totally take him seriously since he hasn’t even filed the paperwork yet, his name isn’t going to make it on the ballot in at least six states, and he’s delivered this threat before. But STUNT QUEENS gotta stunt so Kanye is keeping this stunt going and Forbes gave him a platform to ramble on about a fantasy presidential run. Kanye talked about GOD, how he trashed his MAGA hat, GOD, how he’s a COVID-19 survivor, GOD, how he doesn’t believe in vaccines, GOD, how he is against abortion because he’s “following the word of the bible,” GOD, and GOD. Did I mention that he name-dropped God so much that God is about to file a restraining order against him?