Category: Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West

Kanye West’s School Has Been Sued By A Third Teacher Who Alleges Wrongful Termination After She Brought Up How The Students Had No Books

June 2, 2023 / Posted by:

A third teacher has come forward and joined in suing the Donda Academy, Kanye West‘s unaccredited private Christian school. Previously, two other teachers, Cecilia Hailey and Chekarey Byers, sued the school, claiming they were fired for complaining about some pretty insanely dreadful conditions, like the lack of chairs in classrooms, rigorous dress codes, a sushi-only diet, and no janitorial services. And that’s just the start. A third teacher, Timanii Meeks, co-signs the safety violations alleged by Cecilia and Chekarey and adds that parents complained to her there were no books in the classroom. Well, Kanye has probably only read The Bible and Mein Kampf, and it’s a Christian school, so Kanye knows the students already have The Bible–so, I think they lucked out, actually.

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Executives At Nike Tried To Warn Adidas About Working With Kanye West Prior To Their Partnership

May 26, 2023 / Posted by:

Even though we don’t hear from him as much as we used to (Thank the Heavens!), the ripples of Kanye West‘s ill-fated partnership with Adidas are still sending waves crashing against his supposed good name. Apparently, prior to his line of expensive apocalyptic zombie wear, Nike tried to warn Adidas about the dangers of partnering with Kanye. Mainly because he’s an unstable self-proclaimed Christian Genius Billionaire who thrives on chaos. And chaos is exactly what Adidas got from Kanye, who took them through different levels of petulant childishness with their partnership as Nike snickered in the background before screaming, “We told you so!

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Kanye West Has Re-Hired Milo Yiannopoulos To Help Run His 2024 Presidential Campaign

May 5, 2023 / Posted by:

Kanye West has a political campaign, allegedly, I guess. I mean, his 2024 campaign reported $0.00 in donations in February, but surely they’ve had floods of money come in after his praise of Hitler and other anti-Semitic shit that has come out of his mouth. Ye is in it again, according to professional nobody Milo Yiannopoulos, who tells The Daily Beast that he is now officially the “Director of Political Operations” of Kanye’s campaign. That title, like Kanye’s campaign, means nothing.

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Kanye West Posted Footage Of Him Showing Porn To Adidas Executives

October 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Kanye West has followed up his White Lives Matter t-shirt stunt, train wreck interview with Tucker Carlson interview, and his boot from social media over anti-Semitic posts with another brilliant move. Kanye’s showing us how he sexually harassed Adidas executives by making them watch a porn video to prove some kind of point about their business relationship. You know, sometimes theatrics don’t also have to include things that get HR departments involved.

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Kanye West Apologized To Kim Kardashian And Shared His Vision For The Future On “Good Morning America”

September 22, 2022 / Posted by:

Despite what we see all around us, we are still technically “pre-apocalypse,” so that disheveled man who looks like he just crawled out from under the scorched remains of the 101 Freeway overpass with a twisted 3-wheeled shopping cart filled with scavenged goods you might have seen on Good Morning America is actually fine. Better than fine in fact, it’s Kanye West as you’ve never seen him before. Kanye sat down with GMA’s Linsey Davis for an exclusive interview in which he shares his vision for the future he is creating for all of us. Don’t worry! He’s got this. Kanye’s plan is actually really good if you’ll just hear him out. All he needs is a minute of your time and your children’s souls. Oh, and can he hold $20? Just for a sec?

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Kanye West Trolled Pete Davidson With A Fake New York Times Headline Announcing His Death

August 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, after nine months of trying to keep up with the Kardashians, Pete Davidson finally got winded and gave up. Possibly due to the fact that his now former girlfriend Kim Kardashian’s increasingly smaller frame ceased to provide the necessary draft to boost and maintain his forward momentum. Pete and Kim ended things amicably and their busy schedules were cited as the primary cause for the split. No harm, no foul, right? Well, think again! While Kim’s prospects of winning the Fat Bottom Girls Invitational this year are looking slimmer than ever before, Pete’s met an even worse fate since the breakup. According to Kanye West, Pete “Skete” Davidson has died at the age of 28. Accordingly, tomorrow’s headline will read Dlisted’s Mieka Has Died of Second Hand Embarrassment at the Age of None of Your Damn Business.

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