Category: Night Crumbs

Night Crumbs

December 7, 2022 / Posted by:

At last night’s People’s Choice Awards (yes, that shit still happens), Shania Twain (yes, that’s Shania Twain) plopped a mound of Poochie’s fur onto her head and got into a custom Rodarte look that paid tribute to her leopard ensemble from the video for That Don’t Impress Me Much. I’m into it, and solely because Shania looks like Jem if Jem became the High Priestess of a cult devoted to worshipping Peg Bundy – Just Jared

Not to be outdone by Shania Twain’s fashion fuckery, Lily Collins showed up to Emily in Paris’ premiere in what looks like the losing look of a Project Runway challenge where designers had to make a Lana Turner-inspired dress out of old tights and pantyhose – Jezebel

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December 6, 2022 / Posted by:

There’s an update on The Flash movie, and no, this isn’t an update to let you know that Warner Bros. dumped that shit into The Trash. The Flash is still happening, and in fact, it’s happening sooner. Warner Bros. has moved its release date up a week from June 23, 2023 to June 16, 2023. That’s good news for the poor security guard who Warner Bros. hired to watch Ezra Miller as they’re tied up in a basement somewhere. I mean, I’m assuming that Warner Bros. has Ezra tied up somewhere since that piece of smegma has been very quiet lately, and people are almost starting to feel safe again to step out in Hawaii, Iceland, and Vermont. I said almost!  – Just Jared

Gabourey Sidibe got secret married to her man Brandon Frankel a year ago. But Gabourey doesn’t really like weddings, so they got hitched at their kitchen table, and it was just the two of them. Because their marriage ceremony was so low-key, People Magazine sadly wasn’t there to get pictures of naked Brandon holding up two balloons that read “I DO!” over his crotch during their vows – Lainey Gossip

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December 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Bradley Cooper’s ex partner in pap foolery, Sookie Stackhouse Suki Waterhouse and Robert Pattinson have been together for four years and have never done a red carpet together. Well, mark December 3, 2022, as an important day in PattzHouse history because it’s the day that Suki and RPattz did a red carpet together at a Dior show in Giza. And you can tell this was an important moment for RPattz because his head got jumped by a mischief of rabid rats while he was struck by lightning (see: that hair), and he still made it to that red carpet. That’s love! – Lainey Gossip

FYI: The director of Blonde is still running his talk hole – Pajiba

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December 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Before last night’s GQ Men of the Year Awards in Berlin, Eddie Redmayne’s stylist must have asked, “What would Timothee Chalamet wear?” because he showed up in a sheer turtleneck covered in what looks like bedazzled sores. Everybody should embrace the sparkle, but on Eddie, that ill-fitting top looks like something a memaw would wear if she’s got a senior figure skating competition to compete in at 3 pm and a grandchild’s formal wedding to attend at 4 pm. Actually, since I put it that way, this IS the look – Tom + Lorenzo

It seems like it was just yesterday when Jennifer Garner was carrying around a baby Violet Affleck on the Brentwood Country Mart pap stroll, and now Violet’s grown up and wearing a fancy dress to a White House state dinner with her mom. In related news, my first copy of AARP: The Magazine just arrived in the mail. And a pregnant Chrissy Teigen was also at the state dinner looking like she really didn’t want to get out of bed, but she and John Legend aren’t ones to miss an event, so she brought the bed with her!- Lainey Gossip

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December 1, 2022 / Posted by:

The fifth Indiana Jones movie that will supposedly be Harrison Ford’s last now has a trailer, a poster, and a title. Out of all the titles they could come up with, they decided on Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Based on that title, I’m guessing that in this one, Indy comes face-to-face with a touch-tone dialing phone for the first time and can’t figure out how to work that shit. But I’d like Dial of Destiny a lot more if it was a 1970s call-in dating show hosted by Gene Rayburn – Pajiba

Oh, I see that those allegedly shameless cheating hos of Good Morning America, Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes, would like you to think that they’re not shameless cheating hos. Because “sources” claim that they actually started bumping down-low parts after splitting from their spouses, thankyouverymuch – TMZ

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November 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Smug ass Danny Masterson, seen above at court yesterday with his wife Bijou Phillips and sister-in-law Chynna Phillips, is probably extra smug today because the jury in his rape trial deadlocked on all three charges and a mistrial was declared by Judge Charlaine Olmedo. This comes after the jury deadlocked once before and then had to start deliberations all over again when two jurors caught COVID-19. For all three charges, the jury count swayed more toward not guilty. Judge Olmedo said that prosecutors plan to retry for now, and a tentative retrial date has been set for March 27, 2023. Danny was then freed on the $3.3 million bail that was set at his arrangement. And Danny may not get much sleep until his next trial (if there is another trial) because I’m sure he’ll be seriously haunted by the ghosts of the dogs he and Scientology were accused of poisoning as an act of revenge against one of his accusers – The Hollywood Reporter

Al Roker missed last week’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade because nasty blood clots were messing with him, and sadly, he’s back in the hospital and will miss tonight’s Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting. Here’s hoping that Al recovers soon and will be back to sharting in the White House in no time – SOW

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