Category: Night Crumbs

Night Crumbs

August 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Kristen Stewart was papped touching mouths with a chick who wasn’t Stella Maxwell, the Victoria’s Secret model she got back with after she was with Sara Dinkin. So either KStew and Stella are done again, or they have an open situation, or this is just another coochie bumpin’ smoke screen to keep us away from THE TRUTH! The truth being that KStew and Robert Pattinson are still married and raising their children in secret. Unlike Kristen Stewart and shampoo, she and RPattz are still one! – Lainey Gossip 

This dried turd of a trailer tells me that we’ll probably hear the words “and the Razzie goes to James Franco next year – Pajiba

Didn’t think I’d wake up this morning to the news that there’s a chance I may take in the sight of a tank top-wearing Ed Smart shaking his newly-out ass to a Selena Gomez remix at a club in Palm Springs – Towleroad

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August 15, 2019 / Posted by:

The bloomers of Prince Andrew are reportedly filling with caca royale over the shady death of his old pedo pal Jeffrey Epstein. Prince Andrew knows that his name is going to come up more and more in the weeks ahead (except for at The Sun since they’re busy writing an exposé on how Duchess Meghan is single-buttedly bleeding taxpayers dry by using two pieces of toilet paper instead of one to wipe). Sarah Ferguson knows that Prince Andrew is shitting himself and took him on a holiday to Malaga to show that she’s standing by him, and also so he can shit in his Speedo while relaxing on the beach, I guess? In other words, beachgoers of Malaga, stay out of the water at all costs! That’s not some slimier-than-usual rotten seaweed floating over there – Lainey Gossip

Why do I have a feeling that Kiefer Sutherland was pushed down those bus steps? And why do I also have a feeling that a Christmas tree did it? Bitch finally got revenge! – SOW

The look IS Lil Nas X on the cover of Time Magazine dressed like Frederica Wilson at a casual Red Hat Society luncheon – Towleroad

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August 14, 2019 / Posted by:

If you wanted to see all of the Emma Thompson-written holiday movie Last Christmas without watching the actual movie, just watch the trailer because it seems like they give everything away! What I’m getting from it is that Emilia Clarke almost died, got a heart transplant, and the man (Henry Golding) whose heart she got is now a ghost trying to set her unfocused drunk ass straight. I mean, the plot is in the lyrics (last Christmas I gave you my heart)! Either that or Henry Golding’s a black market organ dealer who is playing the long con and is trying to clean Emilia Clarke up so he can snatch one of her organs and meet his end-of-the-year quota – Lainey Gossip

Gigi Hadid and that Bachelorette dude hung out at Justin Theroux’sdive bar.” If you ever want to know what the state of Manhattan in 2019 is, just re-read that last sentence – Lainey Gossip

Empire is done with Jussie Smollett, but they aren’t done with trying to milk his scandal for attention – The Blemish

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August 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Meanwhile in Mexico City, Brad Pitt hit the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood premiere by himself, and even though he’s done with Angelina Jolie, I see he’s still dressing like he’s with her because this is pure Montenegro Style! It’s also wrinkled condom in James Crockett cosplay – Lainey Gossip 

I am only okay with the Princess Diana musical if Prince Charles’ big number involves a chorus of dancing tampons – Jezebel

Rickie from My-So-Called Life is letting Equinox know that he ain’t. the. one. – Towleroad

Alanis Morissette gave birth to her third child, and when choosing a name, she and her husband kept with the theme of “lipstick colors from Hot Topic”Just Jared

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August 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Priyanka Chopra did a panel on female empowerment at BeautyCon in L.A. over the weekend, and one audience member called her a “hypocrite” for being a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador for peace but then encouraging war between India and Pakistan by praising the Indian Army on Twitter. Priyanka’s response included shit like, “Whenever you’re done venting,Girl don’t yell,” and “Don’t embarrass yourself.” So yeah, Priyanka’s response was several shades of condescending, which is probably going to be the name of a new line of lipsticks she’ll put out and wear in front of all the paps at her 300 first anniversary celebrations to Nick Jonas. That’s if they make it that long – Lainey Gossip 

Hobbs & Shaw was #1 at the domestic box office this weekend again, but I’m sure that Tyrese still texted The Rock a link to the nearest employment agency since it probably won’t make as much money as the other Fast & Furious movies – Pajiba

In case you didn’t know, it’s probably not a good idea to let your Grindr trick shoot you up with some boner-giving drug, unless ending up in the hospital is your kink – Towleroad

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August 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Willie Nelson had to cancel the rest of his tour because his lungs are fucking up and he’s got a breathing issue. I would offer Willie my lungs, but his doctors would either return to sender or drop ’em in the dumpster. So as Willie switches to edibles for now, let’s all hold hands and form a prayer circle for Willie. Actually, let’s just stand next to each other, because we’ll need both hands to handle the bong so we can #Toke4Willie – SOW

One second after Prince George put on that captain hat, he ordered the real captain to be thrown overboard and took command of that bitch! – Lainey Gossip 

Megan Ellison may have to search her billionaire daddy’s couch cushions for millions to bail out her near-bankrupt company Annapurna – Pajiba

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