Category: Night Crumbs

Night Crumbs

November 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Juliette Lewis decided to bring some funny to the tragicness of the California wildfires by posting a terrifying video of her screaming along to Brit Brit’s Work Bitch and begging for Our Lady of Cheetos to save the world. I can’t imagine the kind of Scientology auditing-session-gone-wrong shit that Juliette Lewis went through to snap like this and push L. Ron Hubbard to the side to declare Brit Brit her new God, but I’m into it – OMG Blog

Prince Charles’ big fancy royal 70th birthday party was yesterday, and sadly no pictures have been released of THE QUEEN giving Prince Philip a lap dance to Cardi B’s MoneyLainey Gossip 

What in Party City costume of a 90s raver Tin Lady HELL Is Chanel West Coast wearing? – Drunken Stepfather

It was nice of a schoolmarm circa 1942 to let Keira Knightley wear the dress she usually wears to chaperone dances – Popoholic

Let me toss the glitter over former NFL football player Jeff Rohrer coming out and announcing he’s marrying his boyfriend. But let me blow the loser horn over him becoming the only NFL player in a same-sex marriage – Towleroad

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November 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Should I check to see if my carbon monoxide detector is broken or not, because I actually want to see Netflix’s Dumplin’ (aka What Insatiable Should’ve Been) starring Jennifer Aniston as a Family Dollar version of Kirstie Alley’s Drop Dead Gorgeous character? I’m going to blame it on Dolly Parton, because this movie is infused with several gallons of Dolly, and Dolly is my religion – Lainey Gossip

If you haven’t had enough protein today, get some of Phoebe Price’s chicken nib nipple – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Either Tom Hiddleston is tweeting while stoned, or he’s starring in a revival of the Pinter play Betrayal, or both! – Pajiba

This is either satire or Megyn Kelly is spending her time making a serious biopic about Jesus. Although, if Megyn was a part of this, Jesus would definitely be blond-haired and blue-eyed – Towleroad

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November 13, 2018 / Posted by:

If Henry Cavill’s luscious primetime soap opera star circa 1991 hair continues to grow, Kit Harington will fall into a puddle of sadness over being shown up in the curly hair game like that, and then he’ll do something drastic like take a pair of clippers to his mane and chop it all off. And if that happens, every bottle of curl-enhancing gel will combust, and it’ll all be Henry’s fault! – Lainey Gossip 

John Oliver took on the Acting Attorney General’s butt jeans, and your ears are probably about to take on some brain bleach because you’ll want to pour Clorox into them to rid your mind of that image – Towleroad

Even Rita Ora looks bored about her nipple knobs making an appearance again in paparazzi pictures – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

Danielle Staub may be joining her fellow HouseMesses in the Kicked Out Her House Club, only this time it’s not because of foreclosure – Reality Tea

Depending on my mood, I’d either tip the child for the free leg waxing or I’d be escorted off the plane for going off on the kid – Pajiba

When you want to dress like a Carrington, but you’re on a budget – Popoholic

FYI: JoAnna Garcia Swisher and her husband bone in the shower a lot – Celebitchy

Ew. – Hollywood Tuna

Sandra Bullock has donated $100,000 to helping furry victims of the California wildfires – Just Jared



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November 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Emily Blunt is on the cover of Vogue in Mary Poppins drag and her expression is a mixture of “meh” and “stoned into the clouds” (they don’t call her Emily SmokeABlunt for nothing)! That’s a pretty fitting facial expression, because I’m pretty meh about this new Mary Poppins’ movie and I know I’m going to have to get ten kinds of stoned to watch it – Lainey Gossip

Bella Hadid is here to once again show you how bad 90s fashion could be – Popoholic

If your dead heart hasn’t felt things from the It’s Always Sunny coming out dance yet, here you go – Towleroad

The Spice Girls have reached “let’s tell a story about the time one of us barfed in the other one’s mouth” levels of desperate in their bid to sell tickets to their reunion tour. And yes, some sucio bitch will probably fap to that – Celebitchy

Elegance has been redefined by Rita Ora’s strip club Swan Lake look – Drunken Stepfather

The Woosley Wildfire took Caitlyn Jenner’s Malibu house – Just Jared

If you’ve got your Masters in She-Ra, go for your PhD! – SyFy Wire

“I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET SOME HD CLOSE-UP CRYSTAL CLEAR DICK AND INSTEAD I GET COLD WET SOFT BLURRINESS AND CROTCH HAIRS!” – me to Netflix while trying to get a refund (NSFW because Chris Pine’s blurry wet peen is at the link) – OMG Blog 

Pic: Vogue


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November 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Finally, the serious film journalists over at HuffPo have done a detailed review of Chris Pine’s peen in Netflix’s Outlaw King. But the review didn’t say if  Chris’ peen is wearing a badass metal hood like the one in that picture above, or how many veins it’s got, or approximately how long is it, or if it could pin down Michael Fassbender’s peen in a wrasslin’ match or not. And they call themselves journalists! – Towleroad

I was going to awwww over these two hobos in love, but I’m too busy heaving over FKA Twigs’ ugly shoes from the depths of 90s hell – Lainey Gossip 

If Bella Thorne was going for “cracked out Gremlin lot lizard,” she took it too far! Dial it back, girl – Drunken Stepfather

And now I really want some vanilla chocolate chip ice cream – Popoholic

Porsha Williams is out of the hospital and is feeling well enough to use her fingers to thank the well-wishers – Reality Tea

The day Duchess Meghan actually takes the royal baby on the subway is the day that Morrissey is seen buying a load of I Heart THE QUEEN merchandise at a gift shop near Buckingham Palace  – Celebitchy

Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade are parents to a baby girl now – SOW

Chihuahua? To me that looks more like Owen Wilson after shape-shifting into a weird-looking cat – Pajiba

Only now?! – Hollywood Tuna 

Expected Donald Trump take a break from his busy schedule of tweeting to tweet about how Kathy Griffin’s failed love life now matches her failed career – Just Jared

Pic: Netflix


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November 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Because tricks just can’t leave a hit well enough alone and have to milk as many coins as possible out of something, a Breaking Bad spinoff movie, probably starring Aaron Paul, is in the works. Why stop at trying to get more money just out of Breaking Bad fans? Why not try to get money from fans of other AMC shows? What they should do is greenlight a movie where Jesse tries to make extra strong meth using chemicals he’s never worked with before, which causes an explosion that sends him flying back to the 1960s where he gets a job at an ad agency that is ran by zombies. The Breaking Dead Men, coming in 2019! – Celebitchy

Hot: Alexander Skarsgard still is…. even while wearing AirPods – Lainey Gossip 

Bella Hadid is giving you call girl in the Matrix universe – Drunken Stepfather

Hmm… was Bryan Singer the producer of this gay revolution movie? – Towleroad

It was nice of Breathless Mahoney to let Amber Heard borrow one of her old ones – Popoholic

Some more good news from last night: Latrice Royale can vote again! – Pajiba

Why do I have a feeling that this is going to lead to another Kandi Burruss spin-off? – Reality Tea

This looks worse than fruitcake and I can’t wait to watch it –  Just Jared

Pic: AMC


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