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September 24, 2020 / Posted by:

As part of their COVID-19 precautions, the cast of Riverdale has been gargling with mouthwash before sucking each other’s faces in a scene. Errr… did they not do this before coronavirus? Nasty little germ-swapping fucks! I mean, everyone I kiss gargles with mouthwash beforehand…. and afterward they gargle with a mixture of Fungicide, Clorox, and holy water – Pajiba

You better piss on an e.p.t. today because it looks like everyone’s got a pandemic baby in their womb including Mandy MooreE! News

PAGING Ana de Armas! PAGING Ana de Armas! You better be in the planning stages of a pap stroll event where Ben Affleck proposes to you as you hold onto the ultrasound scan showing the BenAna fetus in your womb because Katie Holmes and WhatsHisName are showing you up! – Lainey Gossip 

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September 23, 2020 / Posted by:

If for some strange reason you’ve been asking yourself, “What does Macklemore look like now?” Well, Macklemore now looks like if the Cowardly Lion left Oz and became a low-level midwestern pimp circa 1973, which IS the look – The WOW Report

Kiki Dunst, Jesse Plemons, and the tale of the kid who is feeling left out because he didn’t know it was Sandals On The Street Day – Lainey Gossip 

Stanley Tucci and Colin Firth play gay partners in a movie (*reaches for the lube*) and one of them is suffering from dementia (*drops the lube and reaches for the Kleenex*) – OMG Blog

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September 22, 2020 / Posted by:

The last of Katharine McPhee’s fans (aka her “gay boys“) are turning on her after it was discovered that she’s donated to Republicans. So the next time she shouts out her “gay boys,” she’ll be hit with the sound of silence as Lady G says, “Why are you all looking at me?!” – Towleroad

Pinch your smelling holes because they’re about to be hit with the musty scent of delusion from Hollywood celebrity Johnny Depp saying he doesn’t think he’s a Hollywood celebrity – Lainey Gossip

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s EXHAUSTING – The Blemish

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September 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Tanqueray, the magnificent storyteller and our current reigning Hot Slut of the Year lifted us all with the way she magically spun her legendary stripper tales and now she needs help. Tanqueray, whose real name is Stephanie, was planning to tell more of her life stories in a podcast, but then she fell and is in a bad way. FUCK GRAVITY! A GoFundMe has been set up to help with her medical care (she doesn’t have insurance) and living expenses (she doesn’t get social security), and Humans of New York is sharing her life story in 32 posts. Will Hollywood please take a break from rebooting everything and give us the Tanqueray biopic already, and by that I mean just film Tanqueray as verbal gems leap out of her mouth while a producer hands her check after check.

And a million shady glances were thrown when Cynthia Erivo introduced her rumored girlfriend and alleged wandering poon-haver Lena Waithe at the Emmys last night – Lainey Gossip 

HGTV’s Christina Anstead and her second husband Ant Anstead (who gives me shades of her first husband, whose current fiancee gives me serious shades of Christina) have split up after less than two years of marriage. Either something dramatic went down or Christina dumped Ant one day after he heartlessly told her that he doesn’t really like grey kitchen cabinets – Celebitchy

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September 18, 2020 / Posted by:

Seen above looking like he just made an oopsies in his Underoos while playing with his Playskool construction set, Justin Bieber released his new Churchome anthem Holy (which features Chance The Rapper) and the video for it. That video is missing the PAX logo and a cameo from Kirk Cameron because it looks like a basic cable Christian movie from the early-aughts – Just Jared

In that pink ensemble, Lil Nas X looks like the broken glitter condom baby of Dragon Ball Z and a raver who works as a Mary Kay exec by day – Lainey Gossip 

Maya Rudolph is FINALLY Emmy-winner Maya Rudolph (and other winners from this week’s Creative Arts Emmys) – Vanity Fair

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September 17, 2020 / Posted by:

What in Amelia Earhart gone disco on a budget HELL was Taylor Swift wearing at the ACMs last night? – Lainey Gossip 

Turns out that plenty of people are not like my cheap ass and don’t say, “Fuck it, I’ll catch it on HBO for free next year”, when they see a rental price tag on a movie, because Mulan has made $260 million so far – Pajiba

Um, more lies from a Kartrashian because you know Kylie Jenner’s bag is really just filled with lead-based orange paint and Juvederm syringes – Celebitchy

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