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January 25, 2023 / Posted by:

In news that may make your lungs collapse from letting out the gasp of all gasps, it turns out that Andrea Riseborough’s surprise Best Actress Oscar nomination for a movie nobody has seen called To Leslie was the work of a strategic PR campaign. To Leslie’s director, Michael Morris, is married to actress Mary McCormack who worked with big PR firms to email her famous friends and ask them to push the movie and Andrea’s performance in social media posts and elsewhere. Many did just that. Oh, how I miss the olden days when actors thirsty for OSCUH did the hustling themselves. Like the iconicconsider” ads of pure sexy opulence that Melissa Leo took out in the trades to get an Oscar for her performance in 2010’s The Fighter. And she got that Oscar. Please take note from a real awards season PR master, Andrea. – Variety

Whoever says crime doesn’t pay needs to read how the SoHo Scammer (aka Anna Delvey aka Anna Sorokin) will star in a dinner party talk show where she’ll interview celebrities from her NYC apartment while under house arrest. And I’m sure that show will be followed by Travel the World with Elizabeth Holmes (But Only To Countries With No Extradition Treaty) and a reboot of Dr. Oz co-hosted by Martin ShkreliUproxx

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January 24, 2023 / Posted by:

Jonathan Majors says that he spent four months shoveling a massive 6,100 calories into his eating hole every single day to bulk up to play an aspiring bodybuilder loner in the movie Magazine Dreams. Never mind that The Rock is probably thinking “amateur” since his meaty muscly farts are worth more calories than that, but some of us are also not impressed since 6,100 calories is a light lunch at The Cheesecake Factory. And that’s without dessert! – Variety

And in other Magazine Dreams news filed under NOT A GOOD LOOK, a recent screening of it at Sundance led to jurist Marlee Matlin and the other jurors quitting that bitch and walking out when the festival failed to provide captioning for her – People

Robin Wright must have thought to herself, “Hmm, what’s a decision I can make that’s almost as bad as the time I went to bat for Kevin Spacey?” Because she is probably rubbing her parts all over Sean Penn’s charbroiled ham hocks yet again – Celebitchy

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January 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, Jeremy Renner gave everyone an update on his condition after getting hit by Marvel’s newest villain, Snowcat. Since TMZ reported that the snowcat ran over one of Jeremy’s legs, many had their magnifying glasses over that picture to see if his legs were okay, and yup, both legs are there! But Jeremy did tweet that he broke over 30 bones in his body. He’s now getting treatment and says he’s growing stronger every day. His fellow Avenger Chris Evans tweeted a response, calling Jeremy “one tough motherfucker,” and asked if anyone’s checked on the snowcat.  That’s a stupid question, Captain America, because I’m sure Jeremy already shot that snowcat down.  And I guess Renner Sauce does a body good  – HuffPo

Avatar: The Way of Water has made $2 billion worldwide, making Zoe Saldana the first actor to star in four movies that have made $2 billion each at the box office. The other three movies are the first Avatar, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Crossroads, obviously! – Giant Freakin’ Robot

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January 20, 2023 / Posted by:

Oscar winner Rami Malek (sorry for reminding you about Bohemian Rhapsody) will star in and produce a limited series for Warner Bros. about the life and times of silent screen comedy legend Buster Keaton. Matt Reeves (director of The Batman) is expected to direct. Rami is probably channeling Anne Hathaway today by cooing, “It came true,” because he’s said before that it’s his wish to play Buster Keaton one day. Since BustHisBonesToGetTheShot Keaton is one of Rami’s dream roles, he better do his own stunts (cut to every entertainment insurance company blocking the numbers for Warner Bros., Rami, and Matt Reeves). I mean, if he doesn’t come out of filming in a full-body cast after slamming into the side of a building and doing an old-timey bungee jump near a waterfall, then he shouldn’t even bother submitting himself for an Emmy nom!!!! – Deadline

Anna Wintour is still trying to make Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz happen – Lainey Gossip

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January 19, 2023 / Posted by:

The full trailer for the Sidney Prescott-less Scream 6 is out, and in it, we see Ghost Face terrorizing New York and the triumphant return of Kirby (Hayden Panettiere). But the most shocking part of the trailer is that Gale Weathers (Courteney Cox) still has a landline, and Ghost Face calls her on it. Honestly, I’m shocked that halfway through the call, she doesn’t hang up and *69 Ghost Face. She may as well go full 90s phone call Ghost Face’s ass – The Verge

What in freakum dress Endora meets Tony Orlando and Dawn HELL is Jennifer Lopez wearing? – Lainey Gossip

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January 18, 2023 / Posted by:

Bonnie Bartlett of Little House on the Prairie and St. Elsewhere has been married for 72 years (!!!!) to William Daniels, who was also on St. Elsewhere, was the voice of KITT on Knight Rider, and later played Mr. Feeny in Boy Meets World. In her memoir, Middle of the Rainbow, 93-year-old Bonnie writes that early on in their marriage, she and 95-year-old Willy kept things open, and they were allowed to pass their fuck parts to others. But the open marriage became a closed one in the 1970s when her husband’s relationship with a producer “devastated” her. It’s a good thing for Bonnie that she put an end to her and Willy’s community crotch fun times in the 70s because if she didn’t, the 80s would’ve been a mess for her. Just think of all the mechanophiliacs who’d throw themselves at him, hoping he’d do the KITT voice in bed – People

Voting for the 2023 Oscar nominations ended yesterday (nominations will be announced on Tuesday), and ahead of all that, there was a last-minute push from several Hollywood actors to nominate Andrea Riseborough for Best Actress for her performance in To Leslie. I swear, if this messes with Michelle Yeoh’s Oscar chances… I’ll do nothing but scream “fuuuuuck” from my sofa on Oscar night but still! – Pajiba

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