Johnny Depp Says He No Longer Cares About Hollywood While People Online Wish He Cared More About His Brown Teeth
Since Johnny Depp’s legal battle against his ex-wife Amber Heard is over (for now, anyway), he can back on that “comeback” tour, and it recently made a stop in the South of France, where his movie, Jeanne du Barry, opened the Cannes Film Festival. And yes, he got a standing ovation. Also during his appearance at Cannes, two things became evident to his fans. The first is when it comes to Johnny and Hollywood there is no love lost between the two of them. The second is in lieu of money Johnny should be paid in baskets of whitening toothpaste because his teeth look like brown Chiclets.
Almost a year after Johnny Depp’s messy defamation trial against Amber Heard ended with a jury mostly ruling in his favor, Johnny’s scored a record-breaking deal with Dior for $20 million. That’s money well spent because who doesn’t look at current-day Johnny Depp and say, “I want to smell how he looks!”
Where in the world is Amber Heard? We haven’t really heard (ha!) from her since December when she dropped her appeal against her ex Johnny Depp. Yesterday, The Daily Mail gave us an answer. They claim 37-year-old Amber has “quit Hollywood” and moved to Madrid, Spain, with her 2-year-old daughter, Oonagh. After last year’s bonkers defamation trial and Team Johnny Depp (allegedly) orchestrating a massive online hate campaign against her, I don’t blame Amber for wanting a new start. Let’s just hope the Hollywood Vampires don’t add Madrid as a stop on their European tour.
Courtney Love Came For The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame In A Guardian Op-Ed Then Came For The Guardian For “Censoring” Her
If Courtney Love followed the rule “if you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all” we’d never hear a peep out of her unless it was in defense of Johnny Depp. This week Courtney’s gnashing her teeth at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and popping them on the ass with a rolled-up copy of an op-ed she wrote for The Guardian. But even a wonky clock that’s not only seen some shit, but has probably also smeared some shit, is sometimes right. And Courtney was right to call out the Rock Hall for its miserable lack of female inductees. Even so, if there’s one thing Courtney Love’s gonna do it’s Courtney Hate, so she also made sure to blast The Guardian for censoring her.
Say what you will about Johnny Depp’s teeth, skin and hair because whatever he may lack in hygiene, he more than makes up for in audacity, if not artistic talent. Variety reports that since the conclusion of the back-to-back lawsuits he instigated against The Sun and his ex-wife Amber Heard, Johnny’s been hard at work refilling his coffers by scribbling over photographs of public figures and selling them at a London art gallery for thousands of dollars. The collection, titled Friends & Heroes II aka Dead Men Can’t Sue, features the likenesses of Heath Ledger, Bob Marley, Hunter S. Thompson, and River Phoenix.
Amber Heard Has Announced That She’s Made The “Very Difficult To Decision” To Settle The Johnny Depp Defamation Case
About two weeks ago, Amber Heard’s lawyers announced that they filed an appeal against a Virginia jury’s decision that she defamed Johnny Depp in her Washington Post op-ed piece about being a victim of domestic violence even though she never named him. If Amber won her appeal, then that would’ve opened up the doors to HELL again a new trial where a Virginia courtroom would once again be the setting for a disastrous landfill fire. Well, today, Amber announced that she’s decided she doesn’t want to put herself through the pain of another trial, so she’s dropped her appeal and settled with her ex so she can finally move on with her life. And you may want to put a clothespin on your nose today because hot stank fumes are definitely wafting off of Johnny Depp as he does another victory lap.