Category: Johnny Depp

The Island Featured In The Fyre Fest Promotional Video Is For Sale

July 3, 2019 / Posted by:

Here’s the golden opportunity Ja Rule’s been waiting for! The island of dreams, Saddleback Cay where the now infamous Fyre Fest promotional video was filmed, is on the market for $11.8 million. I was thinking maybe Ja Rule would like to buy it for his planned recreation of “the most iconic music festival that never was”. Or he could use the purchase to get his Robin Hood on and give it back to the Bahamian people he helped screw over. I know Ja Rule probably can’t afford it on his own, but if he’s willing to suck up his pride, 50 Cent would almost certainly be willing to loan him something for a down payment.

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Johnny Depp Alleges That Amber Heard Painted On Her Bruises

May 21, 2019 / Posted by:

I’d say “wow, this took a turn for the truly shitty.” But let’s be honest with ourselves; this is the direction Johnny Depp’s fight against his ex-wife Amber Heard has been going for a while. Well, today on Johnny vs. Amber, there’s accusations of cosmetic fakery. As if that wasn’t messy enough, he also alleges it all took place while Amber was high on pills.

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Johnny Depp’s Legal Team Say New Evidence Proves Amber Heard’s Abuse Allegations A “Hoax”

May 9, 2019 / Posted by:

The Blast is reporting that things are getting a whole lot messier (if that’s even possible) in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard abuse allegations drama. Amber has accused Johnny of some pretty horrific abuse over the course of their relationship, fueled by a nasty temper and a problem with booze. He says that she hit him too, but she admits to it, claiming it was defense because she was afraid he was going to attack her sister. Well, now Johnny’s lawyers are telling us about some receipts they’re ready to show claiming that it reveals Amber created this whole abuse “hoax”.

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Johnny Depp Has Found New Love With A Russian Go-Go Dancer

April 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp is reportedly dating, and wants to marry, a Russian “go-go dancer” who is absolutely, 100%, assuredly, verifiable, and without a doubt not interested in his money. Like, not at all. Put the ridiculous idea out of your head immediately. You should be ashamed for even thinking that in the first place. According to The Daily Mail, Polina Glenwas just chilling” at a party in L.A. when Johnny strolled into her life. She didn’t even know who he was! That was probably sometime last year. Now she lives in his house and a source says they’re making plans for Johnny to meet her parents in Russia.

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